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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer..

  1. Originally posted by Grylls How many accounts do you have you sad fuck

    all of them, you cock sucking cum chugger
  2. Originally posted by Grylls Your moms a bird

    she has bingo wings

    she can't fly

    your father is a whore

    i paid him a small piece of crack rock to make use of his assorted orifices.

    nine months later, you were born. the worlds first medically documented rectal pregnancy.
  3. Originally posted by Technologist Do It Yourself checkpoint?

    its the same thing you do on a street corner except in that case you pay yourself to fuck yourself instead of someone else giving you money to loan them your orifices.

    now stfu and go to a do it yourself checkpoint
  4. Originally posted by WellHung Did you enjoy utilizing dial-up service, Fin? Remember that cool sound it used to make?👍

    absolutely not.

    - someone else would always pick up the phone, disconnecting the connection

    - there was no such thing as free long distance. any phone calls made outside the borough in NYC that i lived in were long distance.

    the first 'computer' call i made was in the 70s to a doctors office using a dial-up phone, with a 7-character phone number where the first two characters were letters...using a 'modem' that literally cost as much as an average priced car. (decent cars back then were just a few grand. 10-grand was a super-luxury car)
  5. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal They're ugly
    They're violent
    They're stupid

    Everything about that race is grotesque and negative.
    They should be exterminated.

    they will be. along with the kikes that dont go underground. if there is one thing that the white race has perfected, its exterminating vermin.

    i was in africa in the 90s and the indigenous niggers were talking to me like a KKK member in how they described niggers that live in the US. its hilarious how they describe how much they hate them without even realizing theyre the same species.

    according to all dating sites, female niggers are the least desirable partners.
  6. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal This thread is for discussing old-school imageboard culture (2000 to 2005), regarding the websites influenced by futaba.


    .if you're an idiot who confuses imageboards with sonething like idol.sankakucomplex.org then don't bother posting in this thread.




    FUCK I miss those good old days.
    Being an extremely horny 14 year old, waiting a minute for a picture to load so I could jerk off.
    If I had dsl back then my life would have turned out so different.
    All I want to do is live in that era again.

    Apparently China has technology that can destroy reality, or distort time and space.
    They should create a time travel machine and send me back to 2005.
    I would have spent more time on 4chan and less on totse.
    Come to think of it, exactly what the fuck was I doing back then … I was a hikikomori but I spent more time in physical space than I do now, which meant reading magazines and playing with action figures or drawing.

    2005 is not old school. if you want old school there has to be modems the size of toaster ovens and memory measured in KB
  7. Originally posted by WellHung Ur scared of Lanny's iron fist…that's why you follow the rules. Ur obedient sheeple.👍❤

    lanny is literally the worst admin ive ever come across since the internet was invented. and ive been on it since there was no network...the only connection was via phone lines and individual computers.

    2nd worst is that dragon fag.
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL §m£ÂgØL was banned for posting an asshole. Captain Falcon will be banned for being an asshole.

    oracle will be banned for taking it in the asshole
  9. the easiest way to get through a DUI checkpoint is not be drunk.

    idiots.
  10. its a bird.

    it has wings.

    it can fly.

    idiots.
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