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2023-11-16 at 4:01 PM UTC in Tips and Tricks for Lifting
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs - Always keep a low profile. Act and dress inconspicuously.
- Some gas stations keep the cigarettes and alcohol in cabinets that are part of an aisle on the other side of the checkout counter. If you're ever in the need for an entire carton of Newport's, just reach in and get them.
- Bring someone with that can stand in front of cameras for you if you can't find a blindspot: security can't do jack shit unless they see you directly take an item/ go out the door with it/ take it to the bathroom.
- Wear sunglasses OR a hat, never both.
- Check things like nicorette, trading cards, jedielry, and more small expensive items for tags. Sometimes the tag is just a sticker on the back that can be peeled off. At beauty supply stores there are often tags on many of the items that can be peeled off.
- Get in and get out, don't stick around once you've done something illegal.
- With the last tip being said, don't rush too much or you'll look suspicious.
- Tale advantage of stores like dollar tree and dollar general that oftentimes have a 1000+ sq ft store and only 1 or 2 employees on shift.
- Furthermore, check around the store to see how unkept it is. Chances are that if the sales floor is unkept that they are short-staffed.
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2023-11-15 at 11:56 PM UTC in Guys I've still not ate an avocada
Originally posted by Instigator Am I missing out?
Describe the flavour For me? Alls I think about these days is avocado but I'm afraid of the stigma that comes with it.
Alls I can imagine is big avocados filling me up and coming on my face
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Seriously though? Avocados 🥑? Guacamole seems like a nice dip but I can't really justify buying am avocado to eat in front of my TV in my boxershorts
What would I do with the seed thing(pit?) Aswell, are they the right weight to just throw at someone's head? seems abit of a waste to throw it in the trash.
wats flavour -
2023-11-15 at 12:35 AM UTC in My wife got a second car (again)
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2023-11-14 at 2:35 AM UTC in The feds killed Biggie and Tupacwat abot 3pac
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2023-11-14 at 2:34 AM UTC in My wife got a second car (again)Bullshit. The payment on that grand wagoneer would be about $800 a month at least
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2023-11-13 at 6:59 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Probably the job at the soler panel factory. I was bright faced and bushy and eager to do my part to make the world more greener. The fourmen all dipped spit and just pointed at a fat bed truck (like a pretty big one) and one of them pointed at the pallet yard so I said "YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THE BIG TRUCK TO THE PALLET YARD?!" AND ONE OF them just grunted MMM and literary spit dip right by the other guys boot.
I got in the truck and forgot to put on my seat belt and I put it in reverse and started reversing it and it kind of slowed down and all these Latinos started waving there hands running and shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DEURRRRRRING!?!? YOURE RUNNING OVER THE SOLER PANELS AY CHINGADERAS!!" At this point I looked over at the fourmen and they had.there mouths agape and eyes wide and they were all spitting rapid-fire one after the other slapping there knees
I thought they were talking to someone else so I gave it more gas and that's when I realized I was reversing into a big ass pellet of soler panels and they ent up getting toppled and crunches.
The CEO told me I was going to have to pay for the soler panels but I saidfuck that I'm going to sue you for making me drive a fatbed truck without license, he's lucky I didnt
Needles to say I put in the towel that same day because those guys were all so reatarded
ya ok doug wannabe -
2023-11-13 at 6:56 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?
Originally posted by Loing Used to fly to resource extraction operations and work on Siemens industrial equipment.
Long excursions with long hours, demanding work with a lot of accountability, stupid managers.
Pay was great, job was shit, made me decide to get in a position to never work for anyone but myself ever again.
nice. What do you do now -
2023-11-13 at 6:55 PM UTC in My Car Insurance Didn't Inform Me Im Not Covered
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2023-11-13 at 6:53 PM UTC in People who live in shitholes
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2023-11-13 at 2:57 PM UTC in People who live in shitholesno, i dont hang out with people who are poor
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2023-11-13 at 2:56 PM UTC in My Car Insurance Didn't Inform Me Im Not Covered
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2023-11-13 at 2:55 PM UTC in What was/is your worst job?howd it feel when u got seks ofended on
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2023-11-13 at 2:53 PM UTC in Girl followed me on insta and im confusedsays she's looking for relationships, which is plural. Being she has 2 brats I'm sure she wants multiple men to pay for her 2 mistakes
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2023-11-13 at 2:51 PM UTC in did
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2023-11-13 at 1:39 AM UTC in Niggers Stealing Fuel Kill Everyone
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2023-11-13 at 1:27 AM UTC in did
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2023-11-12 at 5:04 PM UTC in My Car Insurance Didn't Inform Me Im Not Covered
Originally posted by Fox
What you should do is NEVER purchase insurance cuz it’s a fuckin scam. Just buy cheap beaters and if you get into a major wreck just walk away from the car. Make sure you don’t leave any drugs or alcohol at the scene and literally just walk away
that's what this nigger lady did by my house this summer. She smashed into a parked suburban in her shitty accord. Just got out and grabbed her niglets in cars seats and walked away. I hope they arrested her and then did a swift execution -
2023-11-12 at 5 PM UTC in didits a question
did cock nose die -
2023-11-12 at 5:03 AM UTC in didcocknose die
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2023-11-12 at 3:28 AM UTC in Niggers Stealing Fuel Kill Everyonei wonder ifnthe gas station shooter got caught...pretty balsy to do that shit in daylight...maybe a drug debt or he called his girlfriend a monkey or something