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  1. Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian doing meth and getting into various satanic conspiracies lead me to christianity

    Hallelujah
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  2. Originally posted by Wariat hey well hung domt you think rolling with a woman would be sort of like sex or almost better?


    You're incapable of doing anything not creepy.

    It'd only be better if she dislocated ur nose.
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  3. Originally posted by WellHung wud u enjoy seeing wariat get beat up, casper?

    I feel like it'd be sort of like sex or almost better
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  5. Negroes After Dark sounds like something in Thomas Jeffersons private woodblock print collection
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  6. Only took 2ci and 2ce a handful of times. All my other early drugs of abuse were mother gecko botanicals, cocaine or some flowers growing in someones yard.

    The only lasting damage for me came from good ol american heroin
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  7. I miss Rizzo i wonder where that fool is
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  8. Thinking about all the mosquito bites i have right now.

    Now thatmy body isnt 15% heroin, they like my taste a lot more
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  9. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, private small arms ownership is really keeping the gub in check in the US right? Uncle Sam definitely thinks twice about violating my rights and privacy on account of the shotgun I have under my bed.

    You shouldnt have told them where you keep your shotgun now they can kill ur wife n rape your poodle
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  10. Originally posted by mmG More like WALL Walker, because… he… walked… his car… into… a wall?

    More like PALL MALLKER bc dude got ashed like a loosely wrapped blunt
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  11. Chillin hella tough at the beach





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  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My triumphant return will prove just how intelligent I really am.

    I read this as “triumphant rectum”
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  13. General Girth Brooks at the ready
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  14. Sooooo my driver is being arrested n I'm u ering home. Wtf.
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  15. Figure out how to write “fuck chinks” and put that on there
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  16. EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats howiedoit fam toot it scoot n boot it send that bullshit right on down the line


    JEEEEEERRRRT
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  17. Dropped off A College Professor. We had a good time swingin our dicks around as it were, painting the town. I almost stole some dudes date at the bar. I putmy hand on his shoulder to let him know he had taken my seat. He turned around n saw the size of me and wanted no smoke but his tiny lil latina date was being SPICY AYE AYE AYE 🌶 n was tryna bump chests withme but in the end they both liked me and she started rubbing my back saying i should come more often. My aura is undeniable im like jesus if he was a fat exjunkie. Then just before dropping off ACP the cherry on top of his LA experience was at a red light there was a flaming heap of trash and some hispanic dude with a baseball bat yelling that some faggot niggers on bicycles set his tuff ablaze. SO LA. Ill upload the clip if i can figure out how to. I like meeting up with my kinfolk. Too bad most of u faggots are cowards too lame to ever actually do shit.
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  19. Originally posted by DontTellEm Right so also I got a couple of Gatorade’s one time from same gas station weeks ago with a different employee & she puts the Gatorade’s in the bag & hands them to me with one hand holding the handle & the other cradling the bottom so I go to take them & she’s like still holding them asking me if “I’ve got them” You got em, you got em?? Like it’s a bag full of frickin glass jars SMH!! I practically had to rip them away from her. Fucking crazy…

    Mental illness or she smokin dat K2
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ Dang I ate some riced cauliflower last night instead of Mac and cheese because HEALTH. That shit is not good really but I forced myself to eat it all. I just needed more seasonings or something I tried putting a bunch of PEPPERCORN on there cuz I love it and it made it tolerable at least. I'm hoping I can TRAIN myself to like it. I'm gonna make steak bites tonight from work for after work and I need some healthy sides to start eating but I hate all vegetables for the most part.

    But I've done my research I'm going to figure it out. I kind of like carrots. And cauliflower raw. The rice was just weird. I'd rather just eat it cold. ILL FIGURE IT OUT !

    Gotta pop some chicken in da oven in a roasting pan with some carrot, onion, garlic. The skins get all crispy n the fat drips off n makes gravy n then u can spoon the chicken gravy over the riced cauliflower. THATS KETO SON
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