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2020-04-19 at 10:52 AM UTC in Microsoft hide video made with creepy Satanist (and probable pedo) Marina AbramovićThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-19 at 9:22 AM UTC in Sploo autopsy came back
the saga continues. wu tang.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-19 at 4:27 AM UTC in $1200
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2020-04-19 at 3:59 AM UTC in QuotesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 10:54 PM UTC in Does all alcohol have the same drunk?isopropyl hits hardest but youll cowards wont even drink itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 9:06 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!in high school my friends wizard looking, pagan hippie acid freak programmer dad had a dog named Cobol. He smelled like shit and dug deep ass holes all over the yard. He ate the frozen piss when one of our friends pissed in the freezer in the garage.
thats my contribution to this thread.
But yeah the dad played Civ 2 until like 5am every night, smoked weed withus, talked me thru a mescaline trip and had worked on the alaskan satellite array. Cool dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-18 at 9:04 PM UTC in this is what would happen if vindictive vinny ever met Octavian in real lifelmao the jedi chicken
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2020-04-18 at 8:08 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboNow for my new base.
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2020-04-18 at 6:58 AM UTC in I did it!I got work to hook me up with the pay they was suppose to pay me in the first place :)
Its like $160.
one time payment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-18 at 5:52 AM UTC in The great reverse cardboard box heistThe other day I dumped a BBQ behind a canadian tire because coovid closed all the nearby recycling places so I returned it to the back of the store it was probably bought at a decade beforeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 4:48 AM UTC in lil sporty UNHINGEDLayin in bed fartin on lil sportyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 3:28 AM UTC in Things that make you cringeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-18 at 3:04 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by -SpectraL She's not your Mommy, you faggot.
It comes off as so pathetic.. but §m£ÂgØL is a true to lyfe mexicano.. they crave open borders and like to be callee mijito well until their in older age, §m£ÂgØL is basically like baby hughey. Like common do you really think hydro was his gf? No she was just her fag hag to use for drugsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-18 at 1:36 AM UTC in Animal Crossing new horizonIt's a pretty good game.
This is my kitchen
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2020-04-17 at 9:54 PM UTC in Sploo autopsy came backHe died from bundy not Imodium.
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2020-04-17 at 5:14 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
Originally posted by Cathay Coof Java is OK when you get into it, but super slow. Yeah, they bullshit about how Java is so fast because of how fast it executes loops or whatever, and blame it being slow on the programmers being Indian basically (if you read between the lines) but when you're sitting around a minute waiting for a Java program to load it's becomes obvious what the reality is.
Well there's no denying that the JVM is pretty damn heavy, but it is fast when it gets going. The language and culture around Java do lend it to ending up being slow, and I gotta be honest, poorly trained Indian (and non-Indian) programmers are a part of that. If you look at other JVM languages they have the performance characteristics you'd expect, e.g. Clojure takes forever to start up but then is fast, and like that's actually something observable in real programs because there isn't the AbstractDildoBeanFactoryStrategy culture.
Long startup times are someone people are willing to accept, if you think about how many programs these days are long running processes that offer up some kind of API you get to through some kind of IPC mechanism (web stuff is a huge chunk of this, but I mean even modern OSs use daemonized services heavily). In more dynamic languages than Java (again, see Clojure) where you can make a code change or do something useful without restarting the JVM this is even less of a problem.What would you recommend for a new project at a big bank, that isn't framework-of-the-month, and is reasonably secure and maintainable?
That's an interesting question! I actually think banks are exactly the right place for Haskell when you think about the general structure of banking operations (a bunch of logic, massive concurrency that is relatively amenable modern synchronization techniques, do-or-die commits, currency stuff is a good fit for strong/rich typing, long release cycles). Eiffel would also be a good fit and something that would have actually had a chance at adoption if it wasn't a Java in front of COBOL race-to-the-bottom on programmer skill/salary monoculture.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-17 at 12:36 PM UTC in Should we open the country now?
Originally posted by Technologist Umm do you see the article I posted from an Irish newspaper? I’m not saying it won’t get worse, duhhhh; but thus far their death rate is much better than most.
And that’s your article, so it must be true. GTFO HERE.
I’m just saying I’m always skeptical when a country praises itself for something.
They even said in your article the UK went into lockdown before Ireland did. I’m guessing that their lack of cases compared to the UK has much more to do with differing physical features rather than the government’s response. Ireland has a much lower population density where everyone lives in mountains and farms and shit, whereas in England people are packed like sardines into large urban centers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-17 at 12:34 PM UTC in Should we open the country now?
Originally posted by Netflxchillr yeah, Tech, I need to try and get back on schedule. I usually, wake about 4 a.m on my "regular" day schedule.
How are you feeling? You getting enough sleep/rest? I hope you continue to stay healthy & safe, as you work.
I’m doing good sis😘
Working a lot, but staying rested. Hell, this old lady has to get her rest😂.
Right now our hospitals are beginning to fill up, so we’re getting Covid patients in our outpatient centers. People are scared to go to a hospital for fear of catching the virus, so they come to us. I’ve built up my PPE pretty good. My friend’s mom made me caps to keep my hair covered. My husband got me goggles that fit over my glasses, he also found me some N95s. I wear another mask over my N95. When I triage these patients, I look like an alien 👽The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 5:53 PM UTC in so what are YOU doing to prevent the transmission of the covids?Scronaldo J Trump. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 10:46 AM UTC in Weed is like a deliriant for meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
