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Posts by August Eigruber

  1. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Cathay Coof A real man:
    a) has an adoring wife
    b) has lots of adorable, healthy kids
    c) doesn't let the man tell him what to do - lives off grid
    d) spends his days out in nature, as god intended
    e) fights to protect his family
    f) is down with god, runs his own church

    Anyone has Luciano's phone number? I want to learn how to be a real man from him

    the correct answer:

    a real man does:

    a) whatever the fuck he wants
    b) whatever the fuck he wants
    c) whatever the fuck he wants
    d) whatever the fuck he wants
    e) all of the above
  2. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian Lies that's Hiki's mom.

    thats OPs post-op fantasy.
  3. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood His skin is as white as the night sky

    its not the color of the skin. its the content of the character.
  4. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks There's no way that wasn't finny.

    that.

    Originally posted by gadzooks Tbh, tho, he was kinda behaving himself pretty well so I wasn't averse to his presence.

    i made about fifty billion screen names to log in to, along with about seventy billion different IPs to use. i log in with a screen name...make a few posts...then log in with my original IP. once lanny-fag bans me, i send him love letters in PMs.

    its his favorite foreplay
  5. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by cigreting if that was an alt why is fona openly allowed to have one

    I thought earnst posts were funnnnnie

    dankoo.

    sieg heil!!!11!!
  6. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by street_carp Lol if that was risir he was doing a spot on InfantCock impression. He was on my dick for years on the old sites and the second he saw me here he couldn't wait to quote me and tell me about his stinky little peepee even though my post had nothing to do with him.

    Risir wouldn't even know me by this handle since I had a different name on zoklet.

    dream on, cum junkie.

    i no more believe that most of the 'old school' screen name posters are the actual namesake original posters than i believe that santa is the one that brings me presents every christmas.

    im more inclined to believe that every 'old school' screen name is a lanny-fag and his identity crisis. that...and desperation to be cool like totse 1.

    faggots. faggots everywhere
  7. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by gadzooks There's no way that wasn't finny.

    Tbh, tho, he was kinda behaving himself pretty well so I wasn't averse to his presence.

    no, no way at all. none. not even one.
  8. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why did risir get banned

    being associated with that serbian cock monger is akin to being called a nigger
  9. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian You are a sex offender, GTFO

    your tonsils are sex offenders
  10. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian More Nonces, great.

    you must be pleased...nmore of your favorite sex partners
  11. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by WellHung lol…hey fin. glad u aint in ICU somewhere.

    ive been in several ICUs over the last weeks. they used to just plain suck but now theyre even worse because the attractive nurses arent even visible to ogle
  12. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Technologist Getting ready to go take temperatures. Damn I signed up for the weekend it’s gonna get cold outside. Brrrrr.

    bring your cobweb encrusted cooter over here and ill take your temperature with my meat flavored thermometer. it works in all orifices.
  13. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian Mash looks like Garth from Wayne's World.


    show everyone what you look like. post nude selfies
  14. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by mashlehash Octavian is a woman.

    id hit it
  15. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    that video is old.

    its not even news. its typical nigger behavior. which is why they all belong behind bars...either a prison or a zoo.
  16. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian

    pretty lips with a slight growth of chin stubbies to make for good french-tickling action on the ballsack throttling your chin.

    the person in that pic must be very popular at the local gay bar
  17. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by 🐿 Rub your tongue on the bottom inside of your lip, it feels like that but warmer, tighter and more wet. I hope that helps. Thanks.

    sounds like youve been tonguing too many household pets.
  18. August Eigruber Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Octavian But…What does a vagina feel like?

    youll never know
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