Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Hi niggas,
Dis ya boy Fonapole or Poleplats. I painted a house today. It looks like shit but I did a better job than the drunk mexican did who couldn't figure out how to use his paint sprayer and lost 2 gallons squirting it allover the floor. My regular job is kind of on hold at the moment. I went in 1 day this week and have called off everyday since. Im not fired because their computers are easily compromised and my 8 points is only 4 now. In other news my break up with Chell is not going very smooth. She still loves me and wont let me go. I called the cops on her yesterday for throwing stuff and being mean. Chell is super pissed at me for having a new girlfriend. I can understand her point of view but I honestly didnt see much point in trying anymore. Now Chell is being super nice and doing all those things I bugged her about for months in hopes of winning me back. My new girlfriend has to spend the weekend with her husband taking their kids to the zoo. It's a big fucking mess. And to top it all off I am spending my night at my deceased aunt's house watching her tragically autistic 36 year old son who can not care for himself at all. He is a big big boy and can sometimes be a real handful. One time he threw me through a door so hard it bowed the whole wall out. Im hoping a big bag of drugs can be enough to keep him somewhat calm tonight but he jumps and yells and claps his hands and screams and smears his poo on the walls and sometimes just runs around naked. But he is my cousin and I love him. The plan was to get him in a group home on Tuesday but when my Dad and uncle got him there they found that the staff consistent of 2 pregnant women and the plan was quickly abandoned for fear he would take all their lives. I may be exaggerating a bit but the fact is someone needs to be able to jump on his back and wrestle him down if he starts literally throwing shit into the fan. To make up for my lack on income lately I have been flipping a house with a buddy of mine who is paying me $20 under the table (for now). Last weekend we gutted an entire 3 bedroom house leaving only the ceiling and walls. Today I put a coat of paint on everything except the kitchen and bathroom which I had wished I would have left the toilet in. Tomorrow I hope to put a second coat on everything and get the painting to 90% done. Chell doesn't want me living in the apartment while I am seeing another woman but the housing market is a vicious one and I am pretty damn broke lately. Also she needs me for financial reasons so today I just moved my stuff into my office. Actually she threw/dumped it in there for me. My credit score went down because I forgot to pay on a credit card and I can't remember my login to pay it as I took my stimi-check gaming computer to my mom's house so Chell wouldn't throw it out the window. Chell gave the cops my bong after I had called them on her. They thought it was pretty nice and gave it back to me. I have no idea what I am doing anymore and I really can't believe I gone fucked shit up in such true space nigga fashion. In Chell's words I'm "fucking scandalous" I tried getting a job making diesel engines for the Duramax diesel trucks but it turns out I get paid more working my crappy job I sort of still have now. Hopefully something else will come up for me soon as I could really use a few more dollars an hour and im trying to get it before the unemployment benefits run out and there will be 200 mother fuckers trying to get every minimum wage job there is. I really don't know what else there is to do anymore. I'm just trying to take all this one day at a time. Really hoping spending sometime with a violent grown man who screams a bunch will allow me to think clearly. I miss you guys and just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and kickin'. Hope to make fun of you all soon. xoxo
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Slick was the 'favourite son', but after watching the movie a few times it just seems to me that Slick was just trying too hard to be dark and evil, and Ivan was just purely deranged. The energy he brought when fighting the hobo with his skates was ace, though Slick's 'DO YOU SEE ME' bit just before was actually pretty fucking good too.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A SKATE-RAPE!
The Plague BTFOs everyone though, and they didn't even have a backstory.
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If you aren't a fucking idiot the real news in the Trump getting cancelled by Twitter thing is that big tech is stepping in to tell elected representatives what they can and can't say - and big tech is taking over the role traditionally played by church and government as arbiters of the limits of speech and assurers the quality of information.
These fucking MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs need to die.
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Apparently I could have gotten all this shit prebuilt for the same price…. Anyways, just as soon as I finish watching youtube videos on how to build a computer Ill be ready to play Tabletop Simulator on Steam.
You may be a bit slow, but you're a trooper. You build that computer man, i believe in you.
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Today while watching feminist propaganda , the buttheads on my TV ( aka the idiot-box 😂 ) dredged up an oldy-but-a-goody phrase in my panultimant Lexicon : head shop.
I never knew what a shop for heads really was getting at but it occurred to me that it's probably maybe meaning pot-head shop.
I love when I put two and two together because I don't need people to tell me what's up all the time. They will mislead you sometimes or just try to push their bullshit sometimes. That's why I like to figure it out myself even if it takes a loooooong time to come up with it. They want me to know their definition but there's times you can do better on your own.
Anyway this threads about not knowing what a phrase means completely and then figuring out in your own brain what it could be, even if it takes decades because that's a lot of time to me
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