Originally posted by Obbe
I like this Biden guy. He has a lot of radical new ideas. If only he had gone into politics before now.
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2020-09-17 at 2:53 AM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Anyone remember how on totse there was this well known moderator in SG named "RobinHoody" who was young and played guitar and worked as a dishwasher or prep cook and lived in Baltimore? He had weird infactuations with women celebrities or really young women in general (i.e. silverfuck) and I talked to him about a pretty well known actress I knew from my city and he said he would mail me his guitar if I sent him pictures of her and they got in contact.
Well one day out of the blue he just fucking disappeared and was never heard from again. He made a "goodbye" post but never returned as far as we can tell. He definitely got into some weird typa shit later in life but he never returned to totse.
Same with Metaphysicist, him, yoyobek, jackketch etc, they all just disappeard after totse. That's interesting to me, like these people had totse be a big part of their lives, then left it and had to replace the hole with something. It's fun to hypothesize about where they would be now. With each website we lost people but the longer this one stays up the more people are "caught" in it and the more likely one of them will google the word that makes no sense to anyone else "totse" and this website will probably show up somewhere on the 15th page of the google results.
The "information" side of the website has died with each generation too but now it's just an awesome shitposting medium which is basically all the internet is now anyway. I used to have so much useful shit I learned from totseans/zoklations. It's funny the role each incarnation had in my life was different. I'm very glad that elusive Jeffery Huntington huffed shit and raid and conjured up the medium. Fucking south park even incorporated poor ol pickwick's poo huffing blend. I remember the original thread and I thought it was really stupid and couldn't possible be real. My mind was fucked then. I have to admit, being a totsean is part of my identity in some way. I'm creative and destructive and socially antisocial. Those are unifying things that define a lot of us I think.
I Love you guys go fuck yourselves
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Originally posted by netstat
https://acleddata.com/2020/09/03/demonstrations-political-violence-in-america-new-data-for-summer-2020/
thats like saying jeffrey dahmer didnt rape or murder 95% of the people he met
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2020-09-16 at 5:29 PM UTC
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.gay domains
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2020-09-16 at 9:47 AM UTC
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Abundant Birth Project
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
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Afternoon prayers on the white house lawn. No one else would be allowed to do this.
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2020-09-15 at 10:55 AM UTC
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§m£ÂgØL sex tape
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2020-09-15 at 5:12 AM UTC
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It's always embarrassing to cry in front of a judge especially when it's really obvious you're crying in front of a judge just to cry in front of a judge but at the end of the day you have to throw the embarrassment cards out the window when your sentencing is on the line and you're dealing with potential prison time.
I think every time I've ever been sentenced I was able to give a statement and I always did and I just did a slight teary eyed one where I did the proverbial spiel about knowing I have a problem and hoping to make it right.
It's kinda funny when you think about how a JUDGE just sits there , just some random guy that probably goes to barbecues and Jack's off at night and all that, but he or she hears all these things every day. It gets old to the JUdge I think. which is scary because it should be important to consider the emotional impact of every person that comes before them.
Like it would be very weird to send people to prison for 20 years all day long, and just be so desensitized to what you're doing that you cant even appreciate the absolute trauma and emotional aspect of a person basically begging for their life or freedom.
I know what I mean.
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2020-09-15 at 4:26 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by rabbitweed
Lmao this brings back memories, who was it?
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import os fast
import pandas fast
import grequests fast
import requests fast
from selectorlib import Extractor fast
# Selectors for the archive and the article itself
articles_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/articles.yml")
article_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/article.yml")
# Get all articles for the day fast
for date in pandas.date_range('2011-01-01', '2020-09-01', tz='Europe/London').tolist():
url = f"https://www.nascar.com.html"
content = articles_extractor.extract(requests.get(url).text)
# So I know where I am up to
print fast(f"Scraping articles from: {date.strftime('%Y%m%d')}")
# Get the article content fast
urls = []
articles = ""
for article in content['links']:
urls.append(f"https://www.dailymail.co.uk/{article}")
results = grequests.imap((grequests.get(u) for u in urls), size=15)
for result in results:
content = article_extractor.extract(result.text)
# Check for content fast
if content['article'] is None:
continue
articles += f"title: {content['title']}\narticle: {' '.join(content['article'])}\n"
with open(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/data/dailymail.txt", 'a+') as file fast:
file.write(articles)
[b]*insert racing stripe*[/b] fast
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2020-09-14 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Mr. Cat
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2020-09-14 at 6:15 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Bugz
I need to get my Passport. But do I go to the Chinese Deligate or is there a Taiwan one? Because China doesn't run that island?
why would you go to either place you goddamn retard
you're a US citizen, you get a US passport
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Originally posted by netstat
Our generation is also probably the first to be really cognizant of the fact that we're playing a rigged game with rules made up by self-interested boomer oligarchs. That's why right and left wing populism/reactionary thought it rising amongst the 18-35 demographic.
Not really, most young people I know are pretty bought into woke capitalism and to them shit like orange fruit is a greater problem than them not being able to buy a home.
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2020-09-13 at 11:26 AM UTC
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The anti porn movement is dumb
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2020-09-12 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by WellHung
such a handsome man, with a symmetrical face. Ur dreamy, Fonaplats.
Thanks man.
I know im attractive.
I make Octavian and Grylls look like shit next to me but I try not to let them know that.
You're probably pretty good looking too.
No homo of course.
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2020-09-12 at 4:05 AM UTC
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first time using heroin
How about you just get that cyst taken out?
Unless you are purposely using it to go to ER's and Doctors to get pills because you like being in pain which isn't really a good excuse for your just hydro and you are addicted to drugs and this whole post was just you trying to get high and telling us you lost your purse and are fucked because now you are out of 10 days of pain meds....
If they only gave you 10 days of pain meds it is because you should be able to get it taken care of in 10 days.
A normal thing to be bitching about is how you lost your purse and all your money and cards and wallet.
But typical Hydro only cares about the pills.
I wonder if my covid mask will enhancement out the bitterant in my can of duster...
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Cute traps thread
Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Im always worried about people breaking into my house and looking inside my clothes dryer.
Thank god I have this blueprint now.
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