Posts by rabbitweed

1. 2021-07-27 at 1:23 AM UTC in Employee vs Self-Employed
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Virgin Employee:
   
   - Wants a raise, is usually too scared to even ask
   - Is paid less
   - "muh job stability"
   - Hates going into work every day
   - Is to afraid to quit
   - Will never get a golden watch
   
   Chad Self-Employed:
   
   - Informs clients his rates have risen
   - Contract over? Awesome, time for a break
   - Tax write offs for business expenses
   - No longer afraid of finding work
   - Can hire his own virgins as he expands
2. 2021-07-27 at 12:21 AM UTC in Biden always says "I'm not joking" when people applaud him
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Listen bitch, I'm dat gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet. You got about ten seconds to show me that hole, cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry. And if you don't blow me right, I might kill you.

   
   Gorillas have tiny penises.
   
   Jamie, pull up that picture of a Gorillas dick.
3. 2021-07-25 at 12:25 AM UTC in So I just met this older chick just now at the spa
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   ask her to knit you a sweater
4. 2021-07-24 at 10:42 AM UTC in crazy ww2 footage of germans beginning of their end (first days of soviet invasion)
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   I hate WW2. We should never have gotten involved. Let Germany and the USSR sort it out. Waste of our lives and money.
5. 2021-07-23 at 6:32 AM UTC in Fona's Apartment Search
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant live with my mom again.
   It is too much hassle being constantly annoyed.
   I just need to keep looking.
   Im running out of time though.

   
   I mean yeah I get that's not ideal
   
   But temporarily living with mum beats homelessness, surely.
6. 2021-07-23 at 1:35 AM UTC in CAUSE SUICIDE IS PAINLESS
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   M*A*S*H
7. 2021-07-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in Fona's Apartment Search
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes. I can't live with either of them it's just too much, I have too many problems and they have no idea what to do with me, better not to be around them.
   
   It's funny because I was always a good kid and they did cocaine but now i'm worse than both of them combined and cocaine is the least of my problems

   
   I was asking Fona.
   
   You're gonna be homeless too?
8. 2021-07-23 at 12:56 AM UTC in Fona's Apartment Search
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   You're going to be homeless rather than live with parents?
9. 2021-07-23 at 12:12 AM UTC in Will you be watching the new season of Sex and the City?
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   They should have moved to a beach side town. Then they could have called it "Menopause on the Shores"
10. 2021-07-23 at 12:10 AM UTC in Will you be watching the new season of Sex and the City?
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Prarie Dog I will not be watching, sorry.

    
    You are the salt of the earth, Prairie Dog.
11. 2021-07-22 at 6:46 AM UTC in Why is beeno flooding my PM with spam
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    He is the hacker known as 4chan
12. 2021-07-21 at 9:19 PM UTC in We're about to lose our English members
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Remember, white people saying mean things to black people is a national tragedy that requires immediate legislative action.
    
    Black people murdering white people is immoral to mention or try and stop. They're only white lives.
13. 2021-07-21 at 5:46 AM UTC in Good Morning, I am Prarie Dog.
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Prarie Dog is my new favourite poster.
    
    Everyone else can fuck off, you're all old and stale.
    
    All hail the P-Dog
14. 2021-07-21 at 5:45 AM UTC in China explosion V3.02
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra factory explosions are a risk in countries that produce things

    
    Especially middle income countries where everything is done half assed.
15. 2021-07-21 at 5:42 AM UTC in Yanks shilling for revolution in Cuba makes no sense
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    All planned economies return lower living conditions. We've had several experiments at this within the same culture.
    
    Not sure WTF Iran has to do with anything. Just because you're one dimensional when it comes to US policy (Everything they do is bad fuck you bush!) doesn't mean I am.
16. 2021-07-21 at 12:04 AM UTC in This thread is a YouTube comments section
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    This song reminds me of my wife who died etc etc.
    
    Also I miss gadzooks. I hope he's still alive. He never responded to my emails.
17. 2021-07-21 at 12:03 AM UTC in Yanks shilling for revolution in Cuba makes no sense
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra it's almost like blockading the country for 50 years makes life difficult for people

    
    Yeah the Embargo (lol blockade) is the only reason. Without that it'd be a bastion of prosperity like every other planned economy.
18. 2021-07-20 at 3:06 AM UTC in My friend at work quit last night.
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    That sucks, I know how much you absolutely adored this job before. you wouldn't stop talking about how amazing it was and how you in no way regretted working there.
    
    But now that your friend left it actually sucks!!!!!!!
19. 2021-07-19 at 10:10 PM UTC in I hate being old
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    drug abusers always age much faster than the rest of us
20. 2021-07-19 at 10:09 PM UTC in Yanks shilling for revolution in Cuba makes no sense
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Yeah all those Americans getting in rafts and escaping Miami to live in Cuba 'cause there's no depression.
    
    You're full on retarded sometimes.