Posts by Corona-chan

1. 2020-02-29 at 11:18 PM UTC in I'm about to clean my room
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   And btw no the carpet wasn't that dirty, it's just old and shitty
2. 2020-02-29 at 11:16 PM UTC in I'm about to clean my room
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   Currently sweeping
   
   
3. 2020-02-29 at 10:30 PM UTC in I'm about to clean my room
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   Will post after pics
4. 2020-02-29 at 10:27 PM UTC in LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP, AUSTIN TX NOW IN INFESTED WITH KORONOA VIREC
   Corona-chan African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Why would you want that

   
   Who wouldn't want that to happen?
5. 2020-02-29 at 10:24 PM UTC in LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP, AUSTIN TX NOW IN INFESTED WITH KORONOA VIREC
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   Hopefully OP gets infected and does in agony
6. 2020-02-29 at 9:47 PM UTC in Tantric massage
   Corona-chan African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Why dont you just use that money to take one of your cousins friends out on a date?

   
   Or better yet take your own cousin on a date
7. 2020-02-29 at 9:43 PM UTC in I just woke up with corona virus
   Corona-chan African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian Everyone already has the Corona. Whats interesting is how it affects different people.

   
   Not me.
   
   When you're all good and dead I'll be here playing ps2 and listening to cds
8. 2020-02-29 at 9:29 PM UTC in I'm a RICH BITCH
   Corona-chan African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny We already got one
   
   

   
   Of course a jew when tasked with making up a gang sign could only think of as above so below.
9. 2020-02-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in Donaldwitz Trumpstein bringing back military from Afghanistan
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   Just in time for the coronavirus pandemic.
   
   Most likely they declare martial law and start rounding people up.
   
   Better start prepping now, stock up on ammo, beer, klenax, ramen noodles and sparkling water while you still can!
   
   Now is the time to start making connections with militias, look into joining one and start training before it's too late.
   We're going to have to go up against hordes of shitskin diversity hires with access to high level military equipment and unlimited resources.
   
   
   The end times is now.
10. 2020-02-29 at 9:10 PM UTC in I'm a RICH BITCH
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    You should use that money to buy a gun and then shoot yourself in the face
11. 2020-02-29 at 8:45 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Also don't pay attention to krotz, he's an idiot that constantly talks out of his anus and has nothing of value to say,
12. 2020-02-29 at 8:44 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Chiropractic Crack Leaving the household is a statement of independence.
    Are you an independent? How old are you again…?

    
    No it's not, it's an act of betrayal towards your kin.
    This whole move out of the house concept only started in the 20th century with the rise of industrialization and capitalism.
13. 2020-02-29 at 8:29 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you live with your mom

    
    For millennia families lived together.
    Leaving your family is a judeo-capitalist construct.
14. 2020-02-29 at 8:24 PM UTC in Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Does your hand often remind you of older games?

    
    It was a lucid dream.
    As she was entering the bathroom she disappeared, when I opened the door to look for her tge interior of the church was replaced with a Minecraft jungle.
15. 2020-02-29 at 8:14 PM UTC in Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    The woman who I was about to have sex with in a church bathroom reminded me of that game
16. 2020-02-29 at 7:53 PM UTC in Best fruit ans vegetables to juice?
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Broccoli = low calorie and fills you up
    Beetroot = makes you feel good, no idea why
    Sauerkraut = similar to beetroot, fermented foods are generally good
    Spinach leaves = low calorie, fills you up, fiber allows food to ferment in a healthy way
    Lettuce = fills you up and allows food room to ferment - not as awesome as spinach, but still good.
    Tomatoes = fills you up, low calories
    
    Add in some fillers like gherins, sweetcorn, etc, and a protein like chicken or soy, and a fat like coleslaw, and you have a guaranteed weight loss mixture .

    
    All that only applies to overweight people like yourself.
    
    I'm looking into juicing for health, I have no need for something that is going to keep me from gaining weight.
    
    Mostly I'm looking to healing myself from 10 years of alcoholism.
17. 2020-02-29 at 6:56 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    The poor guy is probably just retarded or high on something
18. 2020-02-29 at 6:54 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master Dude one time i went to a tbell in denver like that and it took an hour to get my meal but I'm such a cheapass i couldn't leave after paying.

    
    That's what you get for living in a place infested with shitskins.
19. 2020-02-29 at 6:50 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Do the right thing and report it
20. 2020-02-29 at 6:39 PM UTC in Fona 2-29-2020
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Speaking of Minecraft I had a lucid dream I was in a crowded church and in the front was this really hot video game looking woman in a bikini, I walked up to her and started rubbing her legs, then whipped my dick out and she started jerking me off, so we walked to the bathroom to make sex but ad she walked in she disappeared ;_; when the door shut I opened it and instead of the church interior I saw a Minecraft world.