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2020-05-19 at 6:56 PM UTC in Maciej Wieslaw Lata appears in court on molestation chargesLol it sounds like he went around the park asking HAVE YOU SEEN ANY TWELVE YEAR OLDS STAR TREKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in Where do 40 year olds who want to feel up 12 year old children go?
Originally posted by rabbitweed Ok, so we have a name, a picture, a criminal record. I believe there is a guy called that who probably did that.
Where's the evidence that Wariat is that same guy? I could search through his post history but that sounds like it will take a while.
Yeah it's totally not him can't prove it.
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2020-02-19 at 10:54 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)well fuuuuuuuuuuukkk
i called my doctor this morning asking if she still wanted to put me on naltrexone but she was busy.. then she called me like 5 minutes after i ate a wheede gummy asking me to come in and pop a UAy... im completely clean from everything else rn though is the thing, and had no wheede in my system either. i could tell she was kinda pissed that my neuro is keeping me on max dose ROGABBARDZORZ even though I made her put me on it to be begin with lol cos in her voicemail she went
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHH UH UHHHH... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH every other word was UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but she's not dumb, she's really smart for an NP she's just kinda weird. I would have weird sex with her maybe, she has a weird nose and acts really weird so maybe she's not mad idk
well now i pretty much have to change my mind and tell her i dont want it (again) which will look suspicious (again) but the only reason i was asking about it was because she told me i have to try naltrexone before i can do suboxone.. but to be honest i dont want to do either one anymore. suboxone sounds appealing at first but those clinics are a nightmare i imagine and i have to cut back my gabbz some. im not welfare'd enough to have time or desire to go into the clinic for an hour a day to get my subs that i dont really want in the first place. Also i only imagine they do frequent drug testing there which would probably be a good thing tbqh but seriously fuck suboxone. I want it but I don't.
the Crouton is more expensive and definitely weaker (not that that's a bad thing), and it has naltrexone built into it if you take enough which is kind of neat. The more you take the less drugs you desire because it puts you in a headspace that feels dysphoric yet anti-addictive, but unlike naltrexone and suboxone you can still get high on other opiates which makes it better than those govt cuck drugs. pills are gay, the only opiates anyone should do are Crouton and morphine
O WAIT
FUK
brain kicked in for a minute
I'll can just say that I took cbd oil for pain and insomnia which actually can make you pop hot. she might not buy it if it's quantitative but probably wont care either. then i can get naltrexone anyway and add it to the stash
im not really sober even though im sober am i
people here like to shit on me and say "DUURR HURR CRAKHED CRAKHED!! !!" even though it's the same goddamned thing as cocaine which is the "rich ppl high class celebrity" drug. it's bullshit that they call the exact same equivalent thing the scourge of the earth homeless people drug that makes you a bad person for doing. It's really rich coming from them and it's really just ignorant and closed minded conservative thinking tbqh famThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-19 at 9 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Cheyes Beep
Doctor Dregs here, what the fuck is your problem(s)? Dr. Casper is off on some Italian villa with some understanding beautiful petite cunt thats been there for him lately...she should be raped and killed but the Dr has helped me lately so MAYBE some mercy on her worthless cunt. Maybe not.
Tell me all about your problems...and I will write ya up several treatments and prescriptions for you FREE OF CHARGE because i care so much about YOU.
If you want to sexify me...FREE OF CHARGE UNLIKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT DOCTOR CASPER.
LETS cuddle IF ya don't wanna talk..and IMPREGNANT ME NOW.. Casper isn't around. I will kill the baby asap. Truest Romance ever Cheyes.
Kill the leeches in my ovaries though babe...they ain't acting right. ThanksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-08 at 1:13 AM UTC in alm0st died this morningI woke up early and had some time to kill so I eyeballed like 5-8mg of fentanyls into a glass dick with low tolerance at best, and I accidentally took way too big of a hit (not all of it, but it's hard to tell exactly how much), and I don't know how long it took for me to fall face-down on my bed OR how long it was until I barfed in that position but I remember after some unknown period of time I was like in this black 2D wormhole kind of thing and it kept looping and looping and looping and I had no concept of self for what seemed like a short eternity and I was like "Well this sucks, has everything always been like this?" and then my head started getting really painful and I was finally like "well I THINK it used to different than this, maybe I can break out of it" so I started to breath in anD OUT as hard as I fucking could and after like a minute I woke up with a
HNRNRNRRHRHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!
And I had never been so disoriented or gasping for air in my life and my eyes were blurry and eyes ringing for an hour, and just at a loss for air. During that time I went downstairs and barfed a couple times and coughed a lot and called off work and took a nap all day and now I feel better and craving some doctor pepper
I mean, I've had some close calls with heroin before, but not like that. Never like that, if I'd have been laying on my back I would have choked on my own barf to death. It wasn't that peaceful, but I think it's the waking up that's painful, not the dying part. I have bromethazine if I want to do it without barfing though, although It doesn't seem that effective tbqh.
now I'm smoking fent again but a more REASONABLE amount
DARE TO SMOKE THE RATIONAL BLACK ROY FAM?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-06 at 1:51 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The Mrs might be pregnant. We've been working with a bull for the last year but I fukt up. I banged my old lady two weeks ago. Fuck. Cross your fingers and pray for me the child comes out black.
I kid but the Mrs might be pregnant. If she is she says she wants to keep it. Alright I guess. I love this girl, just got a new place so if she wants a whining, shitting monster she can have one. I'm personally against it but fuck it. Maybe it'll be funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-05 at 3:51 AM UTC in Ross UldrichRoss was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder lol, although there was no actual victim and it was pretty much entrapment, it can't be called a "nonviolent drug offense"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-25 at 6:28 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by AnomiesOffspring I was out buying a pizza and some sketch jamaican/trinidadian 'taxi driver' (begger) asked me for change. i told him ill hook him up if he hooks me up. he used my phone to call up some guy and asked me if i want hard or soft.
even though i explicitly said soft, this sketchy white kid shows up and hands me $100 of crack, which ive been trying to learn how to smoke for the past 15mins.
three weeks of sobriety fucked up after 6-8 months of daily use.
Oh well i guess. When this is gone I'll start from day 0 again in shame
OH DUDE FUCK
Man, I know you just got sober for a long time and I'm so proud of that
Buuuuuuut I'm also kinda geeked someone other than me is doing krek tomorrow!
nobody appreciates it but me..
i think its awesome
but its also scary and expensive
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2020-01-10 at 11:41 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Holy fuck! I found them! This isn't even all of them!
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2020-01-10 at 2:48 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story:
WifeDead and I used to work at Crapplebees together. We made friends with this one dude. We called him Tony the Hammer. I was walking one night with some losers to a party and we were going right by his house. So I stopped to see if he wanted to come. A shirtless dude opens the door and tells me he's asleep. No problem and I party all night. On the walk home I stopped by again, only to be answered by a different shirtless dude. WifeDead and I made fun of him and kept asking if we could be invited to his shirtless dude parties. He'd get a little butt hurt and say there are no shirtless dude parties.
Now after work, my place was closer than WifeDeads place and he would stop there and we would drink until he rode his bike home. I would have a fifth of Evan Williams whiskey, WifeDead a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Sometimes our room would be a riot. One time, I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to get two hot chicks to take a picture with us holding a sign that read, "Tony's a faggot" because he never wanted to hang out. Things only escalated from there.
Sometimes the party would just be in my room with 4 or 5 dudes. One night I decided we should take all of our shirts off and send a picture to Tony and claim we're having our own shirtless dude parties and HE'S not invited. This all escalated to sheer faggotry one night.
I had been jogging a bunch and losing weight, felt good with my body and drunkenly talked WifeDead and Poo Bear that we should compare dick sizes. It took a lot of effort to convince these shirtless dudes it was a good idea but I sealed the deal. I lost by a land slide of cock. Poo Bear being the winner I knew what I needed to do. First I tried to hide in the corner and jerk off a bit so I'd get bigger. In a roomful of shirtless dudes that should be easy right?! I was too drunk. Couldn't get a half chub.
The rest of this is only what WifeDead told me years later. Apparently I tried to smash my dick against poo bears, effectively raping him. From what I remember being told I berated this poor bears dick until I felt like a winner. I took on the biggest dick in the room. Only to find out I was the biggest dick all along.
We threw a lot of shirtless dude parties in my room. I alienated friends who brought girls after not seeing them for years, Poast has some Butthole Ladies videos filmed in there, we lifted weights with baby killers, I had my bed in front of the closet long ways and I'd make the joke, "It's perfect if you come out of the closet in my room because it lands right on my bed." It was the straightest, gayest place imaginable.
I found my old phone looking for pictures but they're not on there. I assume WifeDead might have them. If anyone knows where Tony the Hammer is let him know I've been trying to find him.
Here's my old party dog Rowdy:
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