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2020-05-11 at 3:03 AM UTC in Miranda
Originally posted by gadzooks ITT we talk about sexual harassment where the woman is the aggressor.
One time hydro grabbed my dick multiple times in a busy Walmart despite me saying "no" and "not here" multiple times. It didn't even register to me for months how rapey that would be if roles were reversed. I would have gotten my ass beat trying that shit in public. But when a woman does it it's fine. She also did it another time at a Greyhound bus station. Both times people stared and did nothing and at the greyhound station some black dudes were even laughing.
Another time I was washing dishes and a co-worker comes up and starts talking to me. Then out of nowhere she's like "Wow, I'm impressed" and starts caressing my biceps and asking if I work out (which she already knew the answer to.) I'm pretty sure she was in heat or some shit.
I've also had two gay dudes grab my dick unexpectedly. One of them was because hydro told one of her gay friends to go hit on me and I think in his head that translated to 'he wants sum fucc' but I did not want.
I full expect to be made fun of for all of this. I figured you guys needed some new fuel. The buttsex stuff was getting old.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in I have decided to end my relationship with DTEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 4:52 AM UTC in 90 day fiance...^ absentee junkie father who cheats on his girlfriend and describes himself as 'toxic' and a 'horrible person'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 4:28 AM UTC in Happy 15th AnniversaryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 1:01 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 12:39 AM UTC in Lol Elon Musk named his kid "X Æ A-12"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-10 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Ivanka Trump has coronavirus lol
*her assistant
Also one of Pence's aids got corona (Katie Miller) and is married to an aid who works for Trump. And don't forget the valet.
Really only a matter of time before Trump and Pence get it.
This has all come out within the last week. They're probably testing everyone who works at the Whitehouse right now, which means that they evidently weren't doing it before. Still no word on if they've started wearing masks or not but I suspect they aren't.
Virus don't give a fuck about your politics. Virus gonn fuck you up. Just look at Borris. Guarantee you he isn't going around shaking hands in hospitals anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 10:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
8:40 or so this dude picks up a tweaker lady and I think for a moment she has a hard time deciding if the talk to text donations are real or not lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 5:28 AM UTC in 90 day fiance...
Originally posted by Sudo I fought with my girlfriend tonight then was going to drive outside the city to another girls place to do pills and have sex with her but my phone died and I felt too depressed to bother so I left it off for a while and my girlfriend was calling it like crazy thinking something bad happened to me but I was just feeling shitty. I came here and my body has had these little tremors. I feel terrible.
LOL
You're such a piece of shit. What a great relationship you must have to get into a fight and immediately try to run off with another woman. Holy shit.
The world would be so much better off without you. You're literally trailer trash.
Keep trembling you weak bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-09 at 12:01 AM UTC in Going back to work on the 18th!!How did you get into my grandma's house?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 6:16 AM UTC in Racist Brown Alien refuses to work with Yellow Alien.That site is fucking trash they put text in multiple places all over the screenshots of those emails. I don't trust anything they say based on this alone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 6:16 AM UTC in During Obama's eight years in office 1,878 drone strikes were carried out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-09 at 5:25 AM UTC in Going back to work on the 18th!!Papi chuloThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-08 at 4:04 AM UTC in My piece I am working on titled „Croatia”
Originally posted by Wariat
Hirito Takahashi was late. The meeting had started exactly six minutes ago, and Hirito wasn't there for his presentation. Had he not been up late at night working on it, he might've made it on time.
The receptionist smiled as Hirito shot through the door. It was a bright and toothy smile, which matched the bright and toothy yellow of her suit.
"Good morning Mr. Takahashi! They just started a little bit ago, there's donuts and tea in the hall if you're-"
"I know, I know!" Hirito spat as he walked past the desk. "I know I'm late. Just buzz me in!"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Hirito flinched at the sound of the buzzer, tightening his grasp over his sweaty briefcase handle. For a moment, it felt as if it might drop it into a void.
"Mr. Takahashi?" The receptionist called. "Are you okay? You're shaking."
"Yeah yeah, I'm fine. Just buzz me in, the door locked again."
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
"Thanks," Hirito said, stepping through office door.
"Good luck," The receptionist said.
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"Takahashi! You're late," the Boss Man said.
"I know, sorry. The train ran late."
Boss Man laughed, and the rest of the room followed suit. "Late? The last time the train was late there was an earthquake. You're going to have to buy us another round for this one."
Hirito clenched his jaw. He was always buying drinks. He didn't even drink. "Yes sir," Hirito said. "We can get that sake with the snake on it again."
The Boss Man smiled, and Hirito knew he had said the right things. "Now," Boss Man said. "What have you got to present for us today Hirito? It can't possibly be as bad as last month."
"Actually sir it's-"
"I mean, water skis, Hirito? You're an accountant. You know how much it would cost."
"Right sir," Hirito said. "But /I don't think it's-"
"It's ridiculous," The Boss Man exclaimed. "We don't need water skis, Hirito."
"Sir, if I may. I think I've found a way around the water ski idea.
Boss Man Laughed. "Oh yeah? Let's hear it."
"Sir," Hirito said. "I think I have overcome the water ski problem. I've been working for the last month to develop this software that should allow the trains to run off the friction of the water. It's still in beta testing but with more funding we can-"
"Hirito, Hirito, Hirito," the Boss Man said. "Enough with the inventions. This isn't your department.
Everything began to turn red and foggy. This is not how Hirito had expected it to go down. His idea was solid. Fullproof. "Sir," he said. "If I could only-"
"Hirito!" Boss Man said. "One more time and I'll have you-"
"NO!" Hirito shouted. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"
In a single motion, Hirito Takahashi bolted out the door and through past the parking lot. The entire room, including Boss Man, stood at the window to watch as Hirito ran further and further into the distance.
"What the fuck," Boss Man said.
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Marunouch Central Station at lunch time is a chaotic place to be. The crowd tends to be a mix of students and businessmen, each on their very own journey to find the perfect stomach filling. To the occasional observer, they all look the same. The same hair, the same clothes, the same face; a crowd is nothing if not the blended pulp of civilization. But a trained eye can also see the soul of a crowd. The mixed emotion and feeling more like a salad than a wash to gaze over.
Unfortunately for train 34A, the conductor did not have a trained eye.
"Keep going," the man said. "And don't stop."
The conductor squirmed. Everything about this situation was unpleasant, but the knife in his back had to be the worst part.
"We're coming up on a dead track," the conductor said. "I'm going to need to turn here."
"No, don't turn."
"I need to turn."
"Don't fucking turn."
"Fine," the conductor said.
"And don't fucking talk either," he spat. "Just keep going like we're going, and everything is going to be okay. Watch and see. It's going to work just like its supposed to."
"You're crazy man. This isn't going to work."
"Shut up! Just shut up! It's going to work, and I'm going to be rich."
The train shuffled as it passed over the turn.
"I'm going to be rich, you'll see. When this works, the whole world will be begging for the chance to suck at the teat of this invention. Imagine, a train from China to Japan!. From London to Paris! From Florida to Cuba! This will change the world! I'll be the next Ford! The next Elon Musk! Think of the possibility!"
Lights flickered across cabin of the train as it stumbled further into the abyss.
"Eventually we'll get from Brazil to Botswana! From Australia to Argentina! There's no limit to the power of the Hydro Train!"
A door opened from the back of the cabin.
"Boss Man," Hirito said. "I knew I'd find you here."
"No!" Boss Man said. "How can this be!!!!"
"You think you can steal my plans, huh? Take my software, and take all the credit too? Well that's not going to happen, boss. Not today, not tomorrow, and not yesterday. You're fucked, bucko."
"Bucko?" Boss Man asked.
"YEAH!" Hirito said. "Bucko! Problem, officer?"
"Nah no problem," Boss Man said.
And then they lived happily after after as they both drifted over the ocean and into the sun.
The End.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-08 at 1:56 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein Lol.. you’re such a guy… those are gorgeous! 😝💖
Thanks :)
I bet I can make those easy… I just never thought to do it.. we’ll see how it turns out.. should be really pretty…
get glow in the dark petals and then put a mirror on the opposite side of the room so when you turn off the lights it looks like an endless glowing flower tunnel. Get some black lights and a fog machine and lasers and some LSD and a 12 pack of blue cherry gatorade too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-07 at 10:55 PM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-07 at 12:15 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?But seriously, who is Paige?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-06 at 3:21 PM UTC in Can I come visit you?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-06 at 4:27 AM UTC in What a ViewSTOP YELLINGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-06 at 4:17 AM UTC in What a ViewThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
