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2020-06-04 at 2:12 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!benzene is a plant not a drugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 1:34 AM UTC in Herpetogaster threadof course the republicants would be afraid to post in this threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 4:36 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by mmQ How would it break your streak to read my post history out loud? You can sing mariachi too, that's fine.
Also yeah I'll ask why you've only been to one funeral. You're a Mexican that means you have 9000 family members, surely some of them have died. :) more than one I'd think.
If not that's cool. I'm fortunate myself; only been to 5 funerals. Great grandpa, great grandma, grandpa, friend, and my dad.
Obviously I feel like a bunch of funerals are upcoming which is why I wanna die soon so I dont have to experience all that anguish
OK I didn't know if you would be okay with it.
And idk. All my family that has died has been in Mexico. So it's fly there or don't go. I've only been to my priest uncle's funeral which I have talked about on here before. It was like 3k strong and they LITERALLY bussed in priests to attend this. Cardinal showed up. He was pretty well renowned as a community pillar. He was priest for 30yrs in the town he lived in and he built their school, their plaza, their church, homes for the homeless, etc. And this is in rural Mexico too. He was a stand up guy, for a priest. He smoked cigarettes and drank 1L of Coca-Cola a day but was somehow still fucking healthy. My other uncle drank a similar amount of coke and was also skinny but ended up with diabetes lol.
Anyway he built all that shit and I'm drunk right now but he built all that shit and soooo many people showed up at his funeral man. It took up the entire town and I am not exaggerating at all. EVERYBODY showed up. People were literally sobbing on the streets and chanting
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
YA SE VA
ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO
RA RA RA
(alex, alex, he's gone now. Alex, alex, fuck yeah!)
I remember we pulled up to the town on that day and everybody was already waiting for us. We chilled for a few hours eating oranges as we waited for his casket to arrive. This took about 2h in Mexican time. When he arrived, his casket was literally in the back of a pickup truck. Me and my family walked behind it and I helped carry his picture. There's a video on youtube but I am not linking it for PI reasons and I know none of you know enough Spanish to find this shit.
Anyway yeah it was fucking crazy. There was professional mariachi dressed in baby blue and me and my whole family got up and sung on stage. I was like 6inches away from the mic so I'm pretty sure that counts as me being a rockstar. -
2020-06-04 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Sophie If you think that was me trying to be mean to you, i was just giving my honest thoughts. If it's not true tell me why you act this way then.
IDK I like picking fights. Sudo knows I'm not serious. I went out of my way to tell him, as well as Candy Rein and Bill Krozby.
Wariat I have true disdain for.
I don't really see it as aggressive. I mean you take the same poster and put them in a thread where something of value (imo) is being discussed, then I'll switch and we can have a conversation. Like now. But until then you're all just niggers to me. Pond scum prone to mistreatment.
I treated hydro waaaaaaaaaay better than I treat people here. It's the internet. It's not real life. It's not like Sudo actually gives a fuck what I think, and I don't give a fuck what he thinks either so it's no harm done.
A lot of the time I don't even care who it is. There are very few users here I refrain from insulting. It's not representative of how I act IRL so I don't feel too bad about it. I don't really care about people who aren't my friends or family. I'm probably mildly sociopathic in that way.
although IRL I will also let people think badly of me even if it isn't true, just because I really don't care to argue or care about their opinion of me. Few months ago some guy at work was blaming me for not working quick enough. I did work quick enough, but we were behind and everyone else there knew it. I didn't correct him though. He can hate me, fuck it. I don't try to make friends anymore and it's probably not a good thing but I also don't want friends.
I also don't feel like I'm living in real life like 80% of the time probably, even when I'm driving. It's getting scary.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 3:48 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬idk if its just cause I'm gay or not but the pressure on your prostate from shitting feels really goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-04 at 2:23 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 6:32 PM UTC in The three most handsome guys on here
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2020-06-03 at 1:23 PM UTC in Random pallets of bricks appearing in multiple protest locations across the US
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Couldn't possibly part of a construction plan could it…I passed some 100ft long 6ft diameter tubes by the side of the road this morning…possible Iraqi super-gun deployment?
It wasnt construction. If you look at the pictures there's no construction anywhere near any of those places.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 5:51 PM UTC in Random pallets of bricks appearing in multiple protest locations across the US
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um the photos I looked at were not panoramic…and then of course you might want the bricks in place BEFORE you start..I know when I rebuilt my garden wall back in jolly old England I got the bricks first…no passersby picked them up to throw at the police.
Guess you haven't done your research then.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 2:17 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 1:36 PM UTC in The three most handsome guys on hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 3:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 1:56 AM UTC in living alone kicks as"I gotta use the bathroom"
"I don't want to eat there"
"OMG you have to use the bathroom AGAIN?!"
"Pull over I need to use the bathroom"
"Why are you drinking a beer at 10am"
"If we leave at 7am tomorrow we can beat the crowds"
yeah, FUCK that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 2:12 AM UTC in now the cops are looting too lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 11:12 PM UTC in now the cops are looting too lol
Probably part of anti-fa?????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 3:14 PM UTC in byeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-02 at 3:28 AM UTC in living alone kicks asI've always wanted to live alone. I really enjoy being alone and doing my own thing. I probably appear very schizo to any outsiders watching though.
There was no better time in my life than being on the other side of the planet from everyone I know, in my own place, doing whatever the flying fuck I want to with more money than I could ever reasonably need.
That was fucking nice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 1:55 AM UTC in The three most handsome guys on hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-30 at 1:15 PM UTC in For anyone who thinks Derek M. Chauvin wasn't a racist murderer...First of all lol @ his wife divorcing him today.
He's also apparently had several complaints at his precinct from other cops about his demeaning and derogatory language. Don't believe me? Records are public.
http://complaints.cuapb.org/police_archive/officer/2377/
Yeah... "they're making this into a race thing". Fucking dumbasses. This guy has a history of racism and acting out of line.
I looked into these cases too.
Toles who he said tried to reach for a gun, got shot by Chauvin (survived) and pleaded guilty to several charges, but not to reaching for the gun.
Reyes came out of the car with a shotgun which was dumb
Martinez was another dumbass, but Chauvin got 3 days leave for it so he obviously did something wrong.
Martinez supposedly had a pistol. He was running away, and they killed him. He was unarmed.
Thao, one of the officers standing around in the video, got the city of Minneapolis successfully sued in 2017 for punching a man.
Reminder that you'll basically be a hero in prison if you kill a copThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 2:05 AM UTC in fear the ChinamanShut the fuck up nigger. I hope a cop kills you in a routine traffic stop.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
