Originally posted by Grylls
Also, where's the best place to aim for?
get two 12gauge shotguns and load them with the highest velocity, heaviest weight shell you can get. at least 3"
insert one of the shotguns barrels as deep as you can up your asshole
swallow the other shotguns barrel as deep as you can (youre about to die...its not like you need any oxygen)
pull both triggers at the exact same time
the payload from each shell will intercept each other with the ensuing detonation causing a quantum singularity to form in your innerds which will ensure the entire fabric of space/time is shredded and this entire multiverse implodes.
we have the moral obligation to eat more meat.
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