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  1. Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I can't reach my dick to my head, how do I bang it?

    1. use a butter knife in a sawing motion to detach it
    2. place on concrete sidewalk
    3. use a 28oz hammer and bang it repeatedly.
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  2. Originally posted by AngryIVer There's no apparent rational discussion, and no fresh blood coming in. A lot of us found Totse and Zoklet as teenagers, and now we're in our late 20s, early 30s, maybe even 40s (90s if you believe shit Spectral says) and have some sort of E-Midlife crisis shit going on. Every one of us has experience of some sort to pass on and nobody to listen.

    i dont know who is in their 90s...but as an octogenarian that has had an internet access since prodigy/AOL/compuserv i can factually state that lanny is the 2nd worst admin/webmaster i have ever had the displeasure of observing.

    also...it is difficult/impossible for new blood to show up since lanny has quite a few IP addresses permabanned, multiple email provider hosts banned from using as a registration email, and with the idiotic 10-post limit and 'captchas' no one wants to stay

    youre welcome
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  3. Originally posted by AngryIVer my wife

    post pics of wife
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  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL That means they all have little pull-strings hanging out their arses.

    thats called a 'fuze'
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  5. Originally posted by Technologist Good to hear, now go do it somewhere else. You’ll be back in jail soon enough!

    sounds like you have a prison fetish. tell everyone about how much you enjoyed the showers and your favorite bar of soap-on-a-rope that you kept tied around your fat ankle.
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