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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have a total nurse fetish where a chick in scrubs just teases my cock for hours and bills me for it as a medical procedure.
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  2. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Hopefully they extend the lockdown to another year or more
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  3. Originally posted by -SpectraL If men and women are equal, why do women shriek during a disaster and men don't?

    whY dO wEmN haVe VaJine bUt mEn haVe SnEk???
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  4. Lilith Yung Blood
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  5. Also Americans:

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  6. Originally posted by tee hee hee Placed an order for powder and mascara. I'm gonna be the prettiest ever!!!πŸ₯°πŸ˜Šβ˜ΊπŸ’•

    What kinda powder
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wish I could have :/

    Dream on hector...


    ;)


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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So it was Christmas time 2014 I had just tried meth for the first time a few months prior. My dad was in jail and I was all alone.

    So I bought a bunch of meth and trashed my house. I kept thinking my boss was going to come into my house because he knew my landlords.

    Then I started hallucinating that my landlords were doing a bunch of work on the house, putting up for sale signs so i had to not do drugs near windows.
    Then they started putting up ladders against all the windows and climbing on the roof to string up a fucking Santa Claus banner. They had a fake frost you spray on glass to make it look festive and while the guy on the ladder was spraying it on my bathroom window I was hiding under the sink terrified and then he used his fingers to write messages in the frost

    I C U

    he even wrote it backwards so it would look normal to me. I was being assaulted by fucking Christmas decorations and then they started knocking on my door trying to decorate the inside but I boarded up the door the night before because a drunk native person knocked on my door and threatened me (that part was actually real)

    I think the drunk guy that came to my door triggered a psychotic break with the meth because after that I was balls to the wall insane and hallucinated non stop for a week.

    I ended up in the mental hospital at new years and my boss had to come pick me up and the next day I went into work spun and late and he just told me to sit down and said im clearly not well and should take a few months off

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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  9. 1993 Houston
    Art is kinda gay though. You should only care about drugs.
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  10. Originally posted by WellHung You're constantly miserable…yet you continue to repeat wut u have been doing, that makes u miserable.

    It'll be different this time i swear
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  11. 1993 Houston
    Been turnt up on the comaing. Slept for 40 hours
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  12. While Mexicans are tan like the earth which gives us life? Like the trees which give us air, and the color of the noble grizzly bear?

    White is such an ugly color. When my bread gets white mold on it I throw it away. When its brown that means you know its good bread. That's why they have the term 'golden brown' because we are golden.

    Idk just a shower thought but honestly it must suck being all white and pasty. Probably get burned by the fuxkin sun all the time LOL.
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  13. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III but time has elapsed and now she knows i'm a real OG emo kid. i have visible cutting scars from years ago and also unintentional burns and scrapes from being passed out or fucked up that a normie would probably scoff at. i'm constantly on the verge of suicide and can't sleep or eat or get enjoyment out of anything and im a wretched excuse for a junkie (who is also old (lol) and has nothing) and after a long night of listening to bedwetter and bright eyes and the used i just might come out and lose my shit one day, you catch my drift? i think she had a moment akin to that scene in fear and loathing where the normie walks in the bathroom when hes licking the hits of acid off that guys wrist (collar? wrist collar? is that what it's called?) and the normie has an existential crisis and runs home and cries because he didn't think something like that actually existed but it does and it lives down the hall from u and they're fucking TERRIFIED.

    but you know they call me yung james joyce on the streets and its not for nothing. i was born with an artful soul for which the world did not have a fitting medium to convert my genius into a discipline, but i am creating that now. and you know they also say. ART IS SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU and i've got blood in my lungs so essentially, i am a walking work of art, like my boy lil peep was (RIP lil peep, *pours out a line of ketamethamphetamine in the dirt in his memory*. i'm sorry you didn't make it peep, i wish you were here with us still to lead on the revolution. i wish it could have been riff raff instead of u. but you sparked something that now cannot be stopped and that is wonderful. i'm sure whatever incantation the beings who are watching us have decided to put you in now, it is highly advanced past our normal human capabilities. you were like the savior of gen z. the new jesus christ. a prophet in disguise. you are probably up there with the gods being totally saturated by eternal love and oneness and someday after i have completed my mission in this incantation i know we will be together in a form that i cannot understand yet.

    i have a feeling there is this place you go for a while when you die. maybe it's hell. it's not permanent though. you are just put together with everyone who you hurt or who hurt you significantly and you have one last chance to sit together and you don't need to talk because you both just understand. you're freed of all the egotistical ties that held you to life or your earthly body and you see everything clearly and in that moment you care about the other people more than yourself. then a little demon looking thing brings out one sandwich, and only one of you will eat it. the one who eats the sandwich will be reincarnated as something better, or more conscious. the one who does not eat the sandwich gets a point for moving down a consciousness level. This process is repeated with everyone and at the end you have a score that determines how you will reincarnate.

    Emo chicks, yeah. What of them?

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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace "following me around"

    Anyone else notice how many of the DH refugees are just total victims



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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I will be busy at 4:20
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  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Malice would be happy to know that this eternal autism is still triggering faggots long after his death.
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  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by fucking_weirdo i feel like everything i wrote went straight over your head. first off, no one said anything about god or karma so idk what you're replying to there. next, "ascension" is extremely ambiguous and you don't seem to offer any more specific of a definition as to what exactly you mean by that and also i never talked about anything like that that i know of, so again i am unsure how to reply to this.

    then you say "believe what makes you comfortable" and it seems like you put those two quotes of mine next to each other to try to point out a discrepancy in my logic or something.

    the point of the thread and my subsequent posts in it was its better to be uncomfortable sometimes (maybe almost all the time) and have a more engaging experience with life, even if while you're doing it you're kind of like "this sucks" sometimes.

    I fucking knew you were greenplastic by how you write, but I wasnt sure until rn
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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Sick freak!
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by fucking_weirdo lol you go to church?

    the methadone clinic is her church
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah, cause OKgoogle and siri worked so flawlessly I decided I wanted to get a bezos prism hardwired into my place that way jorge soros can decide what time lights out is
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