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2020-01-30 at 6:46 AM UTC in A tale about the origins of OMGPLZDNTBAN
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I was a wee lad in high school when I was shown Totse. Before that I was shown AngryMonkeyLove forums. Still have the shirt WifeDead made for Convict that he gave away from his site. Totse days I was just a retard. Didn't even know what a spammer was.
Then everyone moved to Zoklet after high school because Totse got shut down. That's when Poast showed me how to be not only be an asshole in real life, but a bigger asshole online. One time I made a bunch of fast food named accounts and saved them. The hamburglar, Ronald Macdonald, and a bunch of others. So with an old loser buddy of mine we started spamming. Probably that large image of spam that would would take up half the page. We got banned six times and took a smoke break. We came back in to a mod post saying he finally dealt with us. Nope. I had more accounts and we posted in the thread under other names from fast food I forget now posting, "Glad that's over. That was getting annoying."
So when I finally got banned by my IP or what ever I tried to make another account. But they would get banned immediatly everytime before I even posted. I finally was over it and tried the user name OMGPLZDNTBAN. It didn't get banned. Well howdy doody.
I ran with it getting banned for no reason once and trying to get Fish into Zoklet court with Harvey Dent as my attourney. He never responded but he knew what was up. So Poast tells me about this shit hole of a site thousands of miles away and even more years later. I stuck with the name. I didn't post for a while and lost my pass word. I I Make OMGPLZUNBAN and ask mods to release my original account. Who wants that shitty of a name? Only one faggot would claim that. No go.
Moral of the story is, if you want to be taken seriously, use a DNT in your name. I don't know if it has to be capitalized but it didn't hurt.
They banned you for using multiple accounts? What are you? A retard? What were you trying to prove? -
2020-01-30 at 6:20 AM UTC in Who is the best poster on niggers in outer space?I think that OMGPLZUNBAN guy is really trying something new and should deserve a mention. I mean, while everyone is bitching and moaning about every small thing that doesn't matter, it seems like he's trying to bring the community together and accomplish something.
I heard he got into contact with Guninnes Records or somebody to verify it. That's just a power move on his part in starting a new grass roots movement for this site. -
2020-01-15 at 1:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This is a solid thread.
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2019-12-19 at 9:18 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Goddam what a thread!
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2019-12-15 at 9:01 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-15 at 8:53 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!How's this?
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2019-12-15 at 8:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-15 at 8:27 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-15 at 8:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I got a story:
One time I was at Poasts and we were playing Halo 2 or something. I think this was right after Poast convinced me to start smoking weed.
He had a big bong called Bulletproof and I would cough blowing water out of the the smoke end thingy, (I haven't smoked in a while), so we used to put a towel by my feet.
I was 17 and had a '68 Camaro. I used to bomb down a big ass hill in neutral in it, hit around 70 MPH and be able to barely glide into Poasts trailer. I tried the same thing in my moms SUV once and on the first turn I almost tipped it. I was scared and never did it again.
So anyways, I was at Poasts playing Halo 2. He always kicked my ass. But today was different. I tried to sneak a fart. It was a big shart. I shit my pants. I jumped up and said I had to go home. I had to drive home leaning my left leg against the floor so my ass wasn't against against the seat. Then I wasn't sitting in my own shit.
A couple days later I admitted what had happened to Poast and he said, "I wondered why you left so awkwardly."
Damn dude! That's too real! -
2019-11-03 at 6:36 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!Alright. That's a pretty fucking good LOLcat. I bow down in defeat. Teach me your ways please.
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2019-11-01 at 2:57 AM UTC in 200% custom-er, free-er, more original LOLcats in a longer thread on the internet!I've had my name drug through the mud from people I can't make LOLcats . I'm here to prove that isn't true.
Who wants one? -
2019-10-31 at 10:55 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-31 at 10:13 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This thread blows. No one wants a LOLcat from me do they? Why should you get all the credit as greatest LOLcat maker in recent history?
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2019-10-31 at 2:58 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-31 at 2:18 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN People like their 100% custom LOLcats. Name one other 100% custom LOLcat maker. It's a dying business that has been passed down in my family for generations. That's why mine are the best. I have been trained by the best and perfected my craft.
You ain't got shit on me son. I got the best 100% custom-er, free-er LOLcatty-er LOL cats.
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2019-10-28 at 2:48 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big QuestionsMan. This thread isn't near as fun as that other *longer* post. I'm having a blast over there.
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2019-10-28 at 2:26 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Damn. This is a pretty cool thread. What do you guys think? I'm just a dumb simpleton but he might just pull it off.
What if it happens? -
2019-10-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in Petition to ban PoastFrom what I can tell OMG is being completely rational and you don't sound like a real nigga.
