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2019-11-22 at 5:19 AM UTC in I got a job doing Minecraftlol those cocksuckers rebooted the server because their bullshit whitelist wasn't in effect, but they haven't approved any applications yet.
they can suck another lag cannon if they are just gonna sit on apps -
2019-11-22 at 5:11 AM UTC in I got a job doing Minecraft
2 negros in the set -
2019-11-19 at 4:06 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by DietPiano No. Like seriously, you can't even build something as a surprise and then show it off here? That's pretty gay tbqh
Hmmm, sure looks like you can't. Further admin abuses added to the ever growing list. One of those projects isn't even complete yet and the others still need significant polish to be ready for publication, how do you know I wanted to have those posted anyway?
* Uses admin teleporting-abilities to locate hidden territories of other players ( using position of power to gain access to, and abuse privileged information ) , then generates materials from creative menu ( cheating ) and uses admin noclip "flying" ( cheating, fairy prancing around floating in total safety while everyone else has to risk life and limb and use scaffolding ) to attempt to create a lethal booby-trap against a true gamer's project.
* Uses admin commands to spawn hostile mobs around afk players who were in a safe area
* Persistently spy on/bird-dogs players, can't handle the extreme verbal abuse from always getting caught in the act, so has a special plugin installed so they can ramp up their abusive voyeurism in secrecy.
* Relocate players against their wishes - teleporting them to perilous and/or extremely distant locations
* Bans players when they disapprove of their gameplay and/or speech - total hypocrisy considering how they misuse their positions of authority and constantly devalue the survival gameplay
Neither of you two can handle having a special little control panel and only serve to pester the players, we were much better off when we were just bits and bytes beneath Chelle's bed - under Mighty King Fonaplats' rule -
2019-11-19 at 2:53 AM UTC in Minecraft roleplayJosh is such an airhead and Tiffany is your quintessential VSCO girl lololol
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2019-11-10 at 8:38 AM UTC in Ultimate Minecraft Thread
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Muscle Jock has done major construction in the nether, wow!
Earlier I met Scron and we hung out in Gay Village
Gay Village is coming back big I tell you, there are some really exciting revitalization projects slated for the region.
That picture in the nether is of MuscleJock Island ( many just call it 'Muscle' Island ) , the main hub of the NetheRail. I hadn't posted it yet because construction has been delayed while our engineers learn about those fancy European rail-switches, I'll wait till it has seen substantial progress to share a glorious photo of it. On the plus side once completed it will allow for a "one-seat" ride to/from any major destination. We are currently in talks with the leaders of many big name settlements to add several exciting new routes. Keep an eye on this project becuase in December it will probably blow your damn socks off.
In other NetheRail news, here is the Historic King's Castle NetheRail station located at the Portal to King Fonaplats Castle near world spawn ( currently Los Carnales Territory ).
Currently this station has only one connection, via the incredible new ExpressTunnel to MuscleJock Island. This ExpressTunnel route entered official service on Nov 4, 2019 and saves the rider over 30 seconds per trip compared to the old LegacyRail ( which is still ride-able , and accessible just outside the station ). A major benefit of the ExpressTunnel is the full-encasement by a special high strength glass made by the Los Carnales. This coating prevents Ghasts from seeing and targeting the riders, a major safety problem on the LegacyRail. Riding the ExpressTunnel truly is a convenient, relaxing and safe experience. So come try it today and enjoy this scenic new route.
^Above, a Ghast goes on her way - oblivious to the comfortable passenger riding in a NetheRail express tunnel below.
Speaking of this ExpressTunnel, contractors hired from Monolith Railways are expected to finish a major upgrade to the tunnel today. Tunnel height is being increased from two blocks to three which will greatly increase safety. Currently riders who disregard safety instructions and exit their minecarts during the trip are wedged in too-small of a space between the cart and the tunnel ceiling causing them to be fatally ejected through the tunnel floor into lava. After two recent incidents, it was decided this cannot happen any longer on a modern railway!
^ Notice the increased tunnel height compared to the photo with the Ghast above.
Pictured above, a Monolith Railway worker carries new glass through a newly heightened section of the ExpressTunnel.
^Above, a Monolith Railway worker contracted to work on the NetheRail ExpressTunnel upgrade risks-all to make the NetheRail safer and more convenient for riders.
Please contact a representative from NetheRail today if you are interested in adding a new route to your settlement. -
2019-11-09 at 11:04 AM UTC in Ultimate Minecraft ThreadEDITED TO ADD SERVER IP and info;
Were now playing on 72.9.146.109
This banner is automatically updated to reflect recent player count;
Server attributes: Survival, Freedom, No admin cheating/abuses, no map resets, plan to upgrade to 1.15 when it releases.
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ORIGINAL POST;
Today we broke ground on the new Timberwolf Warehouse, in less than a day the building is nearly dryed in and a team of expert mechanics from Monolith Railways are already on site fitting the rail system. This picture represents substantial progress on Phase one of the Timberwolf Warehouse, which at full capacity with the chests pictured will store over 1.6 million items. This is an exciting new chapter for the Monolith, the Free Fonaplats Army, and our other partners.
For leasing inquiries please contact me or Scrawny
Yours in perpetuity,
The Monolith Minister of Agriculture
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2019-11-09 at 6:10 AM UTC in Vitamin E Kills eSmokersmy mifi is redundant, you just just say that you will go on mifi
papyers please i know your connected to louis roisman lol -
2019-11-09 at 5:45 AM UTC in Vitamin E Kills eSmokersop stores vitamens oil in his anus and drinks it from a little hose
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2019-11-09 at 5:27 AM UTC in I am not going to work today.IFUCK SHELL
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2019-11-08 at 11:44 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboDue to heightened security concerns at Iron Hill of Chocolate Mountain, operations have been suspended at this location indefinitely. Here are some of the happy employees we are making new arrangements for. Enjoy your surprise mandatory retraining gentlemen!
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2019-11-08 at 6:48 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo~~~OFFICIAL FEDERAL REPORT FROM THE MONOLIP MINISTER OF AGRICULUTRE'S JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT OFFICE ( MMOAJEO )~~~
Incident 1: Report taken at scene on 11/7/2019 at 9:38PST
Approximately 59 iron ingots reported stolen from a MuscleJock construction site located on Iron Hill at Chocolate Mountain. Investigation ongoing.
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Incident 2: Terrorist plot foiled by passenger on EndLiner Green-Train 1. After his personal minecart unexpectedly came to a stop on Green-1 track section, the rider ( who is not being identified at this time ) observed that his current track section had lost power. He then observed the power switch for this track section was in the OFF-position and called for an EndLiner track safety officer ( Operator available 24hrs: 937 522 1751 ). A trouble team was dispatched and arrived within about 13 minutes to the scene, moved the passenger on his way in a powered cart and closed the line for troubleshooting. While investigating this outage the crew uncovered this booby-trap;
It is important to note that the passenger who called the track safety office made the right decision to NOT take matters into their own hand and simply turn the power switch to this section back on as it would have detonated the trap, almost certainly resulting in his death. Please keep in mind that all EndLiner stations offer complimentary EnderChests to safely stow your belongings during transit. Two suspects have been identified in this terror plot and their names are not currently being released. EndLiner track safety officials assisted the Monolip Minister of Agriculture's EOD team during a forensic dismantling of this trap. On-scene investigation is wrapping up with the track expected to re-open by end of day.
Please remember to follow this example and call track-safety before taking matters into your own hands! Also you are urged to stow your valuable items before taking a trip on these remote track sections, the hero of this story had many enchanted items in his posession that would have been lost forever had he simply thrown the switch back on. REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE TRACK OR NEAR STATIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE TRACK SAFETY TEAM!
Please PM me with any information regarding either of these two incidents,
Yours in perpetuity,
The Monolip Minister of Agriculture -
2019-11-08 at 6:13 AM UTC in the man who put it in my hood has recieved 1/3rd more thanks than he has givenwhats it to you ese
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2019-11-02 at 8:40 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboI know a lot of players have been having problems around spawn area lately. The Lopez-Mahindra-Martinez gang has been hassling anyone within a 500 block square around origin, no one is feeling safe in that square from -500,-500 to 500,500.
On behalf of the Dominguez family I would like to offer protection services starting as low as 8 diamonds per week, we are a proud family from Oaxaca and will keep the Lopez-Mahinda-Martinez group from bothering you. Better pay us soon though because those LMM guys are going bonkers lately.
In Mexican Brootherhood always,
Lupe Dominguez -
2019-10-30 at 2:36 PM UTC in How do you feel about Tulsi Gabbard?shes cool she looks strong and wise
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2019-10-30 at 7:45 AM UTC in Wariat Museum of Sexual Assault & California Prisonsvery interesting, I actually learned a lot at the exhibit about sexual rape cultures and I was franky shocked about all the prison side of things. as it turns out some niggas like getting their ass sucked with jelly but some prefer syrup and its still a pussy cause you in jail
Ralph Luciano is an amazing man and I would visit one of his museums any day. heres a selfy of me at the museum by the replica paedophile's cell
all in all it was a hugely fun day trip and I had a great trip on the NetheRail. -
2019-10-26 at 7:02 PM UTC in What happened to JigJo?
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2019-10-26 at 12:17 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboHey whatsup yall it's me MuscleJock here
