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Posts by Lucrimosa

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    Follow me on twitter @KellenHarris8
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    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Vlack women ate 68% more likely to give u an std

    I'll take those odds
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    15 of 23 monkeys dead

    :(
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool

    One time at community college, I went out behind the cafeteria and got high.

    One time before school I went to giant eagle and bought a box of 20 benedryl. I drove DOWNTOWN tripping and got to school trying to do serious work. I scrolled through my book like an ipad, trying to SCROLL down a window in the picture in the book. Next thing I know, a teacher is trying to kick me out. So I quickly left there and went to take a test. Long story short, I couldn't see and failed.
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    *white southern fat biggot*
    -"Iam just lookin' fur somethun ta clap"
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    Man, I fucked up calling you ******, here I done f-***ed up and thought I was white

    #lightskin problems
  10. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    No! BUT I WILL BE SLAMMING AND PUMPING SOON IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO CLAP.
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    You are the light of the world.
  12. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Nigga wear glasses... so he has a leveraged advanced vision, he got that attachment so he can sit erect at attention playing xbox, man I already know.
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    I'm tryin' to put myself in a better set of circumstances, Sir.
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    He trying to get that life insurance policy so he can play fallout main.
  15. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready She has a boyfriend. he seems to satisfy her.

    maybe we can take a sample skin from her arm and clone her. just for you. You will have to program her first.

    Main. You and I both know what that white boy trying to get. I'm not going to let a sister down like that.
  16. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Come on girl
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    I know she my rock because there's cellphone towers giving service down here. I ain't going to say nun, but with money you can buy clocks, but you can't buy time.
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    I know this girl got T-mobile.
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    Man will you tell candy to come on down home soon, I'm tryin to play this piano, man
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