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2019-10-31 at 10:08 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I do neither one of those! I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF LEATHER!! AAAAGGGGHHHHH
Every time I buy a fucking leather product it wrinkles the fuck up!!! HOW TO I STOP ITTTTTTTttttttttt!!!?!?!?!?
Sometimes I wish I were retarded.
I forgot the term used but if you dont use a shoe-tree or stuff them with tissue, they curl up and crack, looks like a fucking hobbit shoe. -
2019-10-31 at 10:07 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion đź’©đź–•Fake news
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2019-10-31 at 10:03 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion đź’©đź–•97mg of summin killed Maryland Monroe
Barbiturates I believe or benzos?
also this
Seems legit. FBI arrested him and are looking into the case??
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/retired-cia-agent-confesses-on-deathbed-i-killed-marilyn-monroe/
Norfolk, Virginia | A 78-year old retired officer of the CIA, Normand Hodges, has made a series of astonishing confessions since he was admitted at the Sentara General Hospital on Monday. He claims he committed 37 assassinations for the American government between 1959 and 1972, including the actress and model, Marilyn Monroe.
Mr. Hodges, who worked for the CIA for 41 years as an operative with top-level security clearances, claims he was often employed as a hitman by the organization, to assassinate individuals who could represent a threat to the security of the country.
Trained as both a sniper and a martial arts expert, Mr. Hodges says he also has significant experience with more unconventional methods of inflicting harm upon others, like poisons and explosives.
Mr. Hodges swears he remembers vividly, each of the assassinations he committed for the CIA. He claims that all 37 of the murders he committed on the American soil, were ordered by his commanding officer, Major James “Jimmy” Hayworth.
The elderly man claims he committed his assassinations between August 1959 and March 1972, at a time when he says “the CIA had its own agenda“. He says he was part of an operative cell of five members which carried out political assassinations across the country. Most of their victims were political activists, journalists, and union leaders, but he also claims that he killed a few scientists and artists whose ideas represented a threat to the interests of the United States.
Marilyn Monroe died between midnight and 1 AM, on August 5, 1962. Mr Hodges claims he entered her room while she was sleeping and injected her with a massive dose of chloral hydrate (a powerful sedative), mixed with Nembutal (a short-acting barbiturate), causing her death.
The 78-year old man was placed under custody by the FBI, which is taking Mr. Hodges’ confession very seriously and has opened an investigation to verify his allegations. The investigation might be very complicated, however, as very few written files are available on such secret activities and most of the actors implicated in the various cases are already dead.
The most important witness in the story after Mr. Hodges himself, his alleged commanding officer, Major James Hayworth, died of a heart attack in 2011. Two of the other three “CIA assassins” identified by Mr. Hodges are also dead, and the last one, Captain Keith McInnis, went missing in action in 1968 and is presumed dead.
Mr. Hodges says that Marilyn Monroe remains unique among his victims, as she is the only woman he ever assassinated. He claims he has no regrets, however, as he says that she had become a “threat to the security of the country” and had to be eliminated.
“We had evidence that Marilyn Monroe had not only slept with Kennedy, but also with Fidel Castro” claims M. Hodges. ” My commanding officer, Jimmy Hayworth, told me that she had to die, and that it had to look like a suicide or an overdose. I had never killed a woman before, but I obeyed orders… I did it for America! She could have transmitted strategic information to the communists, and we couldn’t allow that! She had to die! I just did what I had to do!” -
2019-10-31 at 9:53 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
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2019-10-31 at 9:52 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
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2019-10-31 at 9:50 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
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2019-10-31 at 9:48 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
Originally posted by Admin I don't seem to get lonely. I actually prefer to be alone. I usually feel very happy and healthy.
I came across this bloke last weekend at a bar and he kept talking to people. Me first but I did my thing so he starting talking to the couple on his other side. When they left, started talking to me. Telling me about his fucking divorce and how much better it is to watch the game at the bar rather than at home with his cat.
I come across these lonely types and wonder how I could possibly take advantage of them.
Is life really that bad for them?
Bro Code #1
Never kick a man when he's down.
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2019-10-31 at 9:41 PM UTC in I was attacked in Walnut CreekI was wiping down my car. it was already getting dusty and I just washed it. I pulled into a office/medical complex to take a piss, and when I came back I was wiping her down.
I saw some yellow jackets. I don't know what the fuck was in the cleaning spray (Armor all) but they were buzzing the fuck and bouncing off of my car. So I sprayed one with the solution to make him go away. there was two until I sprayed him.. about 5 seconds later I feel what felt like a needle going into my back .. more like a hair snagging times 5 or 6. then about 50 or more of these fuckers show up.
so now they're coming at the bottle in my hand. and I realize they were trying to sting my car.
LOL Armor All ?
find a yellow jacket nest (this one was in a tree it seemed) and spray it with armor all. video tape it, pussies. unless you're allergic to them. I don't want to be responsible if one of you freezes up and goes into shock. -
2019-10-31 at 9:36 PM UTC in My moldy fruitAre you nipples sensitive?
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2019-10-31 at 9:35 PM UTC in My moldy fruitIf you have a trader joes near you
look near the cash register area where they sell chocolate and stuff.. there is a Bison and Cranberry Protein bar which is like really soft beef jerkey. it is so fucking good.. I'm gonna go buy a bunch of them next time. they're kind of pricey for a small amount of bison meat. but they're really good. really good taste. like chewy hamburger texture but rich in flavor.
It's healthier protein then those sugar filled bars like the texture of a fig newton -
2019-10-31 at 9:29 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentMichael Jackson is responsible for the "Zombie" Craze which is really a plan by the illuminati to turn everyone into meth head like freaks and force them into fema camps er summin...
when he figured summin out his doctor said "Stop.. you must stop" and so Michael Jackson had his kill switch pulled -
2019-10-31 at 9:25 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!hits girls on the head with cans'
Unisex, like Johnni
Alex?
Tony-toni?
Bobby?
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2019-10-31 at 9:23 PM UTC in trolling walmartAlso before you use the retarded word like Nigger you should capitalize it and place a comma prior to it. also "I'm Tired"?. place it in quotations. Then your reply "Learn how to grammar nigger" is improper syntax. It should read "You should learn how to use grammar properly, Nigger"
I'm sure you will do really well in your 'story tell classing stuff' class.
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2019-10-31 at 9:19 PM UTC in trolling walmart
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2019-10-31 at 9:16 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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2019-10-31 at 9:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-10-31 at 9:14 PM UTC in kikes on suicide watch. Twitter bans political adverts.
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2019-10-31 at 8:26 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!This is why Cult_Dead_Cow was a main feature in TOTSE menu tab. Collective of left and right paradigm of politics and fluidity and dynamics of Art, Culture, Technology, Bio structure in both medicine and zombies aka drug users as subjects utilizing biometric and implanting capabilities.
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2019-10-31 at 8:21 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Also according to Wikipedia the bio_lab that occupies one of the medical offices here help break DNA sequencing or Genome err summin TOTSE was literally a fucking think tank and place to learn the minds of young intelligent delinquent
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2019-10-31 at 8:18 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
