Posts by Greenspam

1. 2019-11-05 at 9:43 PM UTC in Getting moved away from the girl who is bullying me
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   Stockholm Syndrome :D
2. 2019-11-05 at 9:43 PM UTC in Getting moved away from the girl who is bullying me
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor they will not stop until seattle falls

   
   Duuu Whattt?
3. 2019-11-05 at 6:17 AM UTC in seattle was actually nuked wasn't it
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   there is MS and uhh Starbucks HQ I think
4. 2019-11-05 at 6:14 AM UTC in What if this reality really is ruled by satan?
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You see
   
   this is the issue
   
   your whole entire view of humanity is just one understanding
   
   there is an unlimited amount of…
   
   Narratation of DHM begins to fade out as a we suddenly hear that of a record needle being pulled quickly across that of an album

   
   NO MORON. MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASEMENT, ASS_HOLEEEEEE!
5. 2019-11-05 at 6:11 AM UTC in Jesus Chat Line was so brilliant
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   This isn't it.
   
   This is those dumb dumbs from Piedmont.
6. 2019-11-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in US Navy futuretek patents thread
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   .. on your Motha?
7. 2019-11-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in US Navy futuretek patents thread
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Aldra, I can't believe you're asian. can you teach me how to use chopsticks?
8. 2019-11-05 at 6:08 AM UTC in What if this reality really is ruled by satan?
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Shut the fuck up.
   
   You're so wrecked. Grow into adulthood already and sprout wings and leave the fucking nest
9. 2019-11-05 at 6:05 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   

   Greenspam African Astronaut
   Can someone please tell me how this guy scored Kipleigh Brown as a wife and has been in a steady marriage for 8 years :|
   
   
   Hollywood isn't what it used to be. Marriages aren't supposed to last that long out there.
   
   
   She looks like that girl with the last name "Berkeley" from Save by the bell.
   
   
10. 2019-11-05 at 6:01 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead OMG let this thread fall to page 3. First he forgets hitlercat's whiskers, then he allows this shit to happen. And let's not forget he unfriended me on facebook, despite the fact that I was like the ONLY person willing to give him a shot back when he was a little loser juggalo kid back in jr. High.
    
    I just don't think his heart's in it anymore, boys.

    
    I think he's an actor.
    
    OMG Aren't you an Actor?
    
    
    You're Emo Philips, Arnt' ya?
    
    I thought so
    
    
11. 2019-11-05 at 5:51 AM UTC in 00s appreciation thread
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    You're a man child.
    
    
    It's really sad that you're 30 and going nowhere.
12. 2019-11-05 at 5:37 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    unrelated to Nicholas Cage by a factor of 4.8
    
    
13. 2019-11-05 at 5:35 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    I know somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows me who knows somebody that took classes from Crazy man George Kuchar.
    
    Ever heard of him, Mr OMG?
14. 2019-11-05 at 5:32 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal So you're old and infertile with a limp dick and no taste
    
    that's alright
    
    this is the age of no judgement
    
    but there is something you need to know
    
    while you were listening to your shitty radio jingles in the 70s there were peeps out there doing the real deal
    and 50 years later plebes like you still have no understanding of just how advanced the music scene was back then because u were stuck with your homo disco
    
    

    
    I think this relates to Crispy Ambulance
    
    
15. 2019-11-05 at 5:30 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    I got lots of taste of different genres
    
    Who was John Peel?
    
    
16. 2019-11-05 at 5:22 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal This is the first song you've posted that isn't complete asshole anus toilet paper

    
    You weren't living in these times.
    
    the vibe was great. analogue not digital preset shit patches.
    
    Fuck you Queer. Can is one of the greatest Krout Rock bands because they hooked up all kinds of crazy ass peripherals to experiment with.
    
    faggot
    
    this is without Suzuki as front man
    
    
17. 2019-11-05 at 5:16 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Obligatory Krout Rock and one of the original Electronica
    
    
18. 2019-11-05 at 5:15 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Dark Synth
    
    
19. 2019-11-05 at 5:14 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Another 80/90s border great
    
    
20. 2019-11-05 at 5:13 AM UTC in Power Electronics
    

    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Echo and the Bunnymen