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Posts by Kuntzschutz

  1. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little.. from a biblical perspective, your rectum needs to be exercised. i mean…it needs an exorcism. it gets plenty of exercise.
    Twosense and RangeR, prove me wrong untertan
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    From a biblical perspective to be honest, female angels do not exist.

    Theyre all masculine entities. They can be deceiving, of course. I think judaism and islam are the same, but not sure
  3. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev I dont know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult. its flattering someone thinks im clever enough to be deep cover, but pretty fuckin insulting nonetheless to be called a pig.

    sorry about your friend tho.

    are you a totse OG? i cant recall your name, but i will be especially impressed if you can remember who i was on totse.

    I joined totse in 03. Totse was not about making friends or being recognized, to me.
  4. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little correct

    A retard backpeddling^
  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little you would have to gain about 500 IQ points to be considered retarded.

    a faraday cage will have literally zero effect on a weed grow. f­iltering the air is irrelevant. you also forgot to mention the countermeasure for the electric company/LE monitoring electrical consumption.

    you suck cock and the only way you found your way out of your mothers uterus is because she sat on the toilet to squeeze out a turd from her asshole and you popped out.

    also, youre an idiot

    Twosense.ai


    Thats why a cage might matter. It was RangeR before that. Look at it from the perspective of all your bacon buddies are corrupt
  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    He probably read up on the laws and chickened out.
  7. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    They dont like giving us that information around here
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Im thinking about setting up pi zero cams up with rtl sdrs in certain areas and logging rfi fingerprints to correlate snapshots.
  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking i wish there were more incense now.






    Severe cold, stare at the code
    Keep a small circle like a deer in a scope
    Let me clear my throat (Let me clear my throat)
    Pocketful of rocket fuel and pyramid stones
    Invoke a spirit from the parallel
    Appearing as unwelcome news
    That drag you to the shadow realm
    And back for show and tell at school
    Promising a future more bedraggled than bedazzled
    When, "It isn't you, it's me," began the dagger to the scabbard
    Free snake tats, plays on train tracks
    Dorm like a door to Hell, the doorbell plays Taps
    Born inside a ring of baffled demonologists
    A casualty of otherness, what the fuck's an olive branch?
    Rats as big as cattle sent to Babylon convulsing
    The home sweet home that sees you as bag of hostile protein
    While I do believe that you believe you're adding to the magic of the motif
    Homie, all I hear is, "Dad, I want a pony"
    Fuck the police, I'm floating out with the Camazotz
    Property of nada, runs on Trompe le Monde and Otter Pops
    Roger that, cobblestone beyond the common polygraph
    His middle fingers wear little safari hats
    Chainsaw shave in the house of a thousand tonics
    They're magic if you need a cure for lack of sour vomit
    Son, it's not a thing
    Everywhere I go, I call to make sure there's a fog machine
    Posse up and follow the anomalies

    That's a unique wind
    Spun a whip out in the snow
    Really ain't got shit
    Your condition is not a condition we know
    Maximum effect
    Maximum effect

    The rats are back and built their own ship
    They're backstroking faster than the old ship
    A rat's a rat, it scatters, that's like its magic power
    The bowing out it when your house is being smashed to powder
    Ping in the rubble, located burning his bacon
    Ravens deliver him trinketry in eternal damnation
    I make disturbing the stasis a game to beat when the mania boils
    Even the days when the pavement's keeping his platelets employed
    Stole an ox on occasion
    I go through wands too quickly to name 'em
    Okay I'll name one, it's the rod of fuck the nonsense
    A basic wave and nod'll turn bravado into fondant
    We slalom from beyond the wildly oscillating compass
    Whether you connect the dots or not is truly not my problem
    Familiar with the color of permanent cloud cover
    Though I've heard there might be others, I'll buy it when it buffers
    Until then a dry and lifeless pile of, "Whys?" and, "Ay carambas"
    In a bubble watching dumpster fires multiply in numbers
    I know that fear and love and death and pride and romance hold you by your Chukkas
    Though it's unclear what some closure might encompass
    A bid to visit symmetry from civil war and swim ashore
    Sob story same as yours, but a little more, ha
    I'm in the alley pacing, I'm skirting curtain call
    I make my hospital corners in a circle of salt

    That's a unique prayer
    Pretty nervous on the low
    Only came up for air
    You condition is not a condition we know
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking about jungian philosophy a bit.





    Mash the buttons, knock knock, never yield
    Phobias in motion blowing smoke into the sterile field
    Wonkavator up beyond the seraphim, terra beneath the keratin
    Every bit precariously jerry-rigged
    His helmet is a case of Bud, he factor in the paper cuts
    Corrugated cockpit, I'm not exactly Major Tom
    Buzzed Aldrin, I can't count backwards
    Ten, one, someone get this buzzard to the Matmos
    Ten thousand hours addressing open beaks
    Exiting the atmosphere with no green to chroma key
    Greebles on the body, tin cans on the bumper
    Slip into the freezing ether like a pea coat from his mother
    How much interstellar freedom can he reasonably suffer?
    More than you can feed through a shutter
    I use a phony voice when I'm yelling, "Nobody's home"
    I'm a liar, but I wouldn't say I'm wrong

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors
    Uh, ayy

    The human heart tattoo move in a hard vacuum
    Only back to pay a bill or maybe fill a cart with cat food
    I'm shredded, smelling like I just stepped off a charred capsule, I did
    That's not imaginary ash in his wig
    That's rounding Cygnus with a souvenir from galaxy quest
    I know it sound like myth and magic, but the shrapnel commits
    I give a fuck about a factory scent, we mostly play to the fringe
    They figure, "What's a little tape on the wings?"
    A little glue, a little paint, a little staple and string
    You won't believe how far the garbage when that radio ping
    Behold a view or two where you could lose your voice at the moon
    I hope you like your beef and veggies with the moisture removed
    Dig it, the low rider, lower the gold visor
    Nosedive guided by the ghost of Laika, my heavens
    Slow drive, side-eye stealthy
    When can we expect you?
    Why would you expect me?

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors

    Tangentially related in the sense of one's environment
    Informing what they're made of
    There was a ghost who broke it all up into tiny numbers
    And dated vector graphics and New York Times puzzles
    Who struggled knowing love as more than boring data entry
    More reported from an orbit all his own, to say it gently
    I'm reporting from an orbit all my own, to say it gently
    Catch a wave in the jalopy down to burn up on re-entry
    Man the laser, do you copy? Keep invaders on the business end
    Autopilot zeroes in on zero wind for pissing in
    Fixer-upper, she putt like a Plymouth Duster
    From bucket to mothership, if you're up for a little sunburn, stat
    Neighbors at the mercy of a thin wall
    One side nap, one satellite pinball
    Fun size asteroids pingin' off the cabin
    Ping, ping, the soundtrack of shrinking into blackness
    I blink through 4D, droid sitting bitch scorned
    The voice of destroy and rebuild
    Who rose above the partly cloudy counting on a Galaga hack
    His only carry-on's a napkin of math
    From packed in a menagerie to cheese and crackers at the apogee
    Add a little finding God and trying not to atrophy, um
    I know you're whispering about me at the corner store
    "We've seen the glowing light from under his apartment door"

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors
  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I could give a fuck if there's mold on my daily bread
    I'm a foe to the fainting goat, I'm at home on the razor's edge
    Over the garden wall when your Rover was playing dead
    Arm-in-arm with a melancholia, roses and baby's breath
    Slow to reveal a signal from deep in the tub of tiger balm
    Lighter lit, giant slalom circumvent the psychopomp
    Womp womp, circle to the watering hole
    Something secluded where the spoon stand up in the joe
    Pursue a puff of smoke who never hum or trumpet his post
    From unassuming to the poltergeist of multiple homes
    Ultimate weapon, slow the pulse to a crawl
    "Sir, we had thought he was toast"
    That's when the elbow drop from off of the ropes
    Family approach him like he sat up in his coffin and spoke
    We only talk in awkward hello after awkward hello
    Most of my visitors request that I be tied to a chair
    I wear the skin of my detractors, maybe try not to stare
    Yeah

    Every time I look up from the paper
    I see animals exhibiting irregular behavior
    Even though I know that it's a warning
    I am back on my old shit again like any other morning
    Every time I peek out from the corner
    Birds are flying belly-side-up, fish are walking out the water
    Even though it seem legit
    I'm right here til the season dip
    I ain't seen shit
    I ain't seen shit

    My gang sign's never the same twice
    Since offering his service had him nursing a snakebite
    We dabble in certainty, I'm allergic to grave vines
    You certainly unearthing my aversion to make nice
    I'm basically bored stiff
    Your sortie go from orbiting warships
    To cowering in corners, "Mother, make us some warm milk"
    From 'bout it to the mayor of Snoresville in a jiffy
    The final form's a portrait of a squirrel stuck in a chimney
    I buy a second seat for my extraordinary piss and moan
    Feet up while the fleet assemble, keep the devil in the hole
    With several yelling, "Sparta," you were yelling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha"
    Only one'll read the chapter after larva, it's a good one
    I'm haunted by Atlantic water bade adieu
    Balancing a billion rocks to levitate adjacent to
    Escapist at the undisclosed, aloof and newly mummified
    You're upsetting the customers, you should see the other guy
    Wait

    Every time I look up from the paper
    I see animals exhibiting irregular behavior
    Even though I know that it's a warning
    I am back on my old shit again like any other morning
    Every time I peek out from the corner
    Birds are flying belly-side-up, fish are walking out the water
    Even though it seem legit
    I'm right here til the season dip
    I ain't seen shit
    I ain't seen shit

    How many vermin get to scurry up the piggy back
    And burrow in before it lose the personhood to sticky trap?
    Clown car of clingers, I shiver off with the water dogs
    Invoking tippy toes along the wall and diving somersaults
    That sneak him out the supper club, and muddy up the coveralls
    I leave y'all to the scuttlebutt
    We get our water from the source directly
    Zoltar, predisposed to go dark
    Ghost ride, all roll-bar, no lodestar, ayy
    Comeuppance like a fire licking at your shoes
    When all you want is happy feet in hammocks under azure blue
    Have you any marrow past the ballyhoo or no, sir?
    No, it's mostly snotty noses pressed to empty zoo enclosures going
    "This is stupid, I'm tired, I want a pretzel"
    The guppies are getting grumpy, there's nothing like nothing special
    I know you were expecting just a Jekyll
    The others are in there also, his company doesn't end well
    Yo
  12. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking of using an arduino or raspberry pi as a camera. I need a tripod though, regardless of what i use. Monoscope + smartphone adapter + tripod would be interesting.

    Although i dont want the spooks to alter my stuff whenever they want, so something without built in wireless would be nice
  13. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Ive been thinking lately about these beta waves from emf
  14. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fantasy

    "Fantasy isn't just a jolly escape: It's an escape, but into something far more extreme than reality, or normality. It's where things are more beautiful and more wondrous and more terrifying. You move into a world of conflicting extremes."
    — Terry Gilliam

    Fantasy: it's stuff with magic in it, not counting Psychic Powers, or Magic from Technology, or anything meant to frighten, or Magical Realism, or anything strongly religious, or the technology behind the magic that is Magitek, or — where did that clean-cut definition go?

    While the core of the fantasy genre is clear enough, there is no succinct definition that encompasses it all. The boundary with Science Fiction is notoriously ambiguous and the boundary with horror is often no less fuzzy. Religiously inspired works, like the Left Behind series, can have a basic good versus evil plotline that would fit well in High Fantasy, but few would place it there. And so on.

    Common features of the fantasy genre include:

    A secondary world — A world whose connection with our present day world ranges from nominal to non-existent. It could be the remote past or future, or simply a-historical. The inhabitants can be anything from human only, or include other species (or "races" as fantasy likes to call them) of intelligent peoples such as elves, dwarves and orcs. See Standard Fantasy Setting for the, er, standard fantasy setting.

    Appeal to a pastoral ideal — Much genre fantasy, of all genres, appeals to the pastoral ideal, one reason for the pseudo-medieval settings. Even urban fantasies will quite often depict cities as blots on the landscape, whose denizens are blinded to what really matters by material ephemera. There are some fantasies, however, which either deliberately take the opposite stance or present a more balanced worldview.

    Magic and Powers — Functional Magic is almost always present, though its role in the world can vary widely. It might be either respected, feared, persecuted, or simply not believed in. Its frequency varies from the stuff of legend, through to rare but available to the well connected, up to a ubiquitous part of everyday life. Magitek usually lies at the extreme end of this scale. It may be taught through a master and apprentice system, or in a magical university, when it can be taught at all. When wizards are immortal, they don't need to train successors, and may not be able to. "

    Cool
  15. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell Dude
    This is all just for show
    You think the glow niggers are this weak?
    You think the US military is this sloppy?
    They did all this so they can have an excuse to go back in even harder

    I don’t follow geo politics but it’s obvious this is a chess move

    Likely
  16. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Were you gay yesterday
  17. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mike Lindell Why am I not surprised you’re stupid enough to suggest growing weed in an apartment building

    Its not stupid, sloppy motherfuckers do this constantly and manage to pull off top notch harvests regularly.

    If youre paranoid, put a faraday cage around the grow + enhancement the air so absolutely no smell escapes.

    But you suck at life and couldnt improvise your way out of a wet paper sack.


    Apartment is a lame excuse people have been regurgitating forever
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Its probably the smoke. Other people are more likely to meltdown from vaping
  19. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Growing weed in your closet is a better use for LEDs. OP shouldve been aborted
  20. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Breaking bad was kinda like Dexter. At some point it turns into a soap opera with dramatic over-acting

    And gets boring
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