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  1. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Whats wrong with older ladies?

    Their vaginas bleed too easily from penetration, don't self-lubricate as well, and women are prone to going batshit crazy the older they get.

    Other than that, nothing really.
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    You kind of have to act stupid in order to blend in with Americans, especially in my city. And I only remember the year the 9/11 hoax happened because I had just got done setting off a golden powder charge, came home dressed all in black and my brother was like "woah, you didn't just blow something up did you?" and I said uhh, no


    He said "that's good cause now probably isn't the best time, someone just blew up the world trade center with planes"
  3. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor That's probably why your'e in such good shape. Even among the normies it has become very well known that doctors main function is to get the hooks of the medical industrial complex into you. Interesting isn't it , how all the SICK people are the ones that go to the doctors all the time.

    like kr0z, even before the herpes
  4. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Baba yaga
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    Slicing the throat is usually done for effect. It is messy, noisy, and will make the others piss their pants as they watch their colleague slowly die in a gush of blood and spasms. It is a way to show how easy it is to take a life.

    Come from behind with your knife in a thrusting grip, in a single motion: cup hand over mouth, pull up and back, and thrust as hard as you can the blade into the back beside the spine in an upward motion, into the lung- it will collapse instantly. The person will drop and suffocate in moments. They cannot scream or react and there is very little mess. The lung is a large target and you have the advantage of leverage allowing you to control the body as it slumps. I hope you never have to experience this, on either end.


    Hrmm. Not like the victims have much option anyway, struggle, or don't struggle, but either way you're going to have that classic look of bewilderment and terror on your face
  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Slicing the throat is usually done for effect. It is messy, noisy, and will make the others piss their pants as they watch their colleague slowly die in a gush of blood and spasms. It is a way to show how easy it is to take a life.

    Come from behind with your knife in a thrusting grip, in a single motion: cup hand over mouth, pull up and back, and thrust as hard as you can the blade into the back beside the spine in an upward motion, into the lung- it will collapse instantly. The person will drop and suffocate in moments. They cannot scream or react and there is very little mess. The lung is a large target and you have the advantage of leverage allowing you to control the body as it slumps. I hope you never have to experience this, on either end.


    My dads friend was a SF soldier in Vietnam. He said it's easy to cut a throat but that it isn't the best way because they can still scream which is obviously not what you want if you're trying to kill someone silently.

    He said the correct way is to approach silently from behind and stab through the carotid artery (artery on both sides of neck where you take your pulse) so that the knife has punctured both arteries and then to grip the handle firmly and punch forward and down, cutting the vocal cords themselves or damaging critical vocal comments and letting out both major blood supplies (carotid arteries) to the brain simultaneously. You can visualize it below

    Yeah, but if you kill them too quickly, you don't get to fuck the wound in their throat as they struggle
  7. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood believes all homeless people are CIA agents

    They are, at least around here. They're all some kind of agent
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    pls don't take seriously.

    Weird, I was ranting about slitting peoples' throats recently. I want a custom serrated knife for this, though there's a lot that will work just fine that aren't custom made.

    I won't ever get caught, and apparently everyone knows this, including the feds, because they all got scared shitless when I got a bunch of copper sheets for making circuits and stopped being as loud with the harassment. They know they can't hide forever and once my sensor network is up and running, ahahahaha


    Lots of dead cowards on the way
  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Add body weight. Your functional upper body strength will dramatically improve.

    This is just plain false. No wonder it comes from a faggot that needed steroids. We discussed this to death on totse, bodyweight exercises will NOT add any more fucking strength once you go past a certain number of reps, fuckin retard

    Unless you're saying become a huge blob of jello, then no, it will fucking not. "more reps = more strength" LMAO fucking moron


    EDIT: you'll gain endurance by increasing the number of reps you can do, but no more strength will be gained. If your body weight increased quite a bit, it's only going to be more difficult to do the same number of reps, but once you get back to 10 or more being comfortable, you stop gaining strength. larry is a fucking retard that doesn't know shit, don't listen to him
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Maybe you just aren't making enough dinosaur noises

    Apparently imagining godzilla walking across your front lawn is also effective.

  14. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I saw a UFO driving through Ohio once (never been there since) and it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. A white flash across the sky so bright we nearly wrecked. It landed on the side of the road and at first we were going to just keep driving but decided to get out and investigate. As I approached what seemed to be a wrecked space-craft I heard snarling or gurgling noises and a chill went up my spine but I felt compelled to investigate anyway despite the fear. As I got closer I realized it was only a fat mudshark that crashed its car so I decided to pee in its mouth as it seemed to be attempting to say "call 911" and I figured the mouth pee would revive it somewhat as it made gurgling noises with a mouthfull of what appeared to be nigger semen mixed with blood. After I was done pissing into the mudsharks' mouth, I said to my friend "Hey jim, I think it wants us to call someone" and jim said "well, that's probably what it wants but we don't have time for that, it wasn't a real UFO anyway, just some crazy mudshark" and so we left and got pizza.
  15. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby How dare you

    Maybe I'm wrong. I say a lot of the same stuff she says, but I'm not a particle physicist or internet personality. I mean she's calling for a military coup and for judges and people involved to be assassinated. I agree with that, but when does a woman say this kind of stuff? Especially an educated one.... It is a bit fishy. It's like she's been programmed to say what I've been saying for years.

    She says because they're psychopaths, the only thing they understand is death. If they're not worried you're going to kill them or physically harm them, they won't take you seriously and nothing gets resolved because they control the courts or any other peaceful means of attempting to resolve a situation like this.

    I agree but it's just weird for anyone else to come to the same conclusions as me about all this. The vast majority of TIs are peaceful for the most part, unlike me would never call for violence against these shitbags(from what I can tell)

    Anyway, she mentions lockheed martin. I was at HEB a couple months ago, and this british dude (who joined/worked for our Navy) was there, got one of the highest scores on the ASVAB you can get, but he wanted to be a SEAL and they wouldn't let him, so he got out eventually.... At the time I hadn't met him, had never talked to him before. I met him months later. But standing right next to him was this attractive but very tired looking blond woman with a Lockhead Martin shirt on, and she looked at me as if she knew me, like I was a lab rat or something she was familiar with..


    I started thinking the british guy worked for or was a member of MI5 and possibly Order of Nine Angles. Seemed like a cool guy but the more I think about all this stuff, the more it seems like they study people. I can rewind my memory in my head and look back at things. It's like they want people to assume most of it is just overt stalking and harassment when I think a lot of it is studying various peoples' psychology.
  16. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Swine flu as in the 2009 outbreak came from mexico and killed mainly healthy young mexican adults. Something about that is a bit fishy. I think it was an ethnicity based bio-weapon they were testing.
  17. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Pix?

    They've been around for quite some time. I don't save pictures of other users though unless I plan on doing bad things to them in real life. Usually though my memory is sufficient.
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She looks like a dude…aim higher.

    Yeeeaaah but you come from the british isles, you've stated you prefer women with more makeup, I prefer them with less or none. Now I'll say something that will make me look really crazy, I fuck fat women too.

    Damn, what a weird bastard. Not trying to be james bond. I'm not overly picky when it comes to women and I think men that are are likely bi or gay. Not that I have a problem with that.
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    She's definitely a good actress and a sociopath but I'd still make sweet love to her lol


    Evil vaginas mmmm
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    DTE and Technologist are both mudsharks, but I must say, , DTE is a lot better looking and likely would still be if they were the same age.

    Either way both of them should be euthanized and their offspring if they have any should be immediately sterilized.
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