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Posts by Kuntzschutz

  1. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes. I have no idea why they took me to jail I was just trying to fight the occupants of my house and they got triggered and instead of leaving called the police on me.

    In my mind I was just chilling with some benzos and alcohol being a little frothy and next thing I know there was an entire squad of police trying to dress me and carry me away and I remember saying "WHAT ARE MY CHARGES WHAT HAVE I DONE OFFICER" and they said "we will talk about that at the station"

    They kicked me out of the jail because I smeared poop on the walls.

    So edgy, so hardcore
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    The one with better trainers, whichever that would be.

    Not everyone is good at holding dynamic pads. You know they're good when it sounds like a bomb going off as you strike at them. MMA tends to be more full of slobs with shit technique than a traditional martial arts 'gym'
  3. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    There's teenagers that die of heart attacks... Some of them are athletes too. Depends on your genetics, and on your mind set.
  4. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby theres nothing cool about san antonio and what you do there.

    Just because you got chased off by a gay neon nazi doesn't mean we're not cooler than you
  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is not how you use the word esoteric lmao. Please learn your own language.

    adjective
    intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest.
    "esoteric philosophical debates"


    uh oh, beaner gonna bean, he's a mean bean
  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    A beaner that hates anything esoteric, he's trying to hard to fit in with the whites and neon nazis.
  7. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby your city blows

    Thank you captain obvious

    EDIT: so does yours though, just in a different way
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat is this really true or are you pulling my leg? what does a numb leg or cramp have to do with heart attack?

    It's partly true even though dregs is a self confessed bag of steaming dogshit. Be strong, you don't NEED to go to the doctor. Faith and good will can help you. Have faith in the grand architect and you may be given divine protection.
  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Shame they might shut him down.

    This could be real funny ,real entertaining. I may do something similar to this, but around here someone might throw a grenade at you or fire an ak47 at you if you piss them off lol


    It would be cool to have an audio spotlight for the audio, so they can't easily figure out where the sound is coming from. Kinda expensive though.
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I shot them…

    They were taking all the fat white Women ..

    fixed that for you and really, they were doing everyone a favor..
  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Austin is super tame. I doubt you heard gun shots. Its a pretty libtard city

    Yeah, they should try this in an alley in the east side of my city lmao

    or the west side
  12. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Imagine OP working anywhere but a prison laundry room.

    That's some nanny state bullshit

  13. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian






    100% accuracy

    ON POINT
  14. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It's because of your dirty mestizo blood acclimatizing to sugar in your diet making your teeth more resistant. I smoked cigs, drank coffee and brushed my teeth once a dayish for about 10 years too and my teeth are fucking rank now. No one has the balls to say anything but my mom. I brush my teeth 3 times a day now and it's still getting worse
    My beaner blood > your shitty canadian blood
  15. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sell each gram for $100

    hilarious
  16. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I remember you complaining about your nose and acne or whatever. That stuff was funny. WAN lost her mind after I got her home address when she was dumb enough to call me from a landline, even though I never gave her information to anyone. I remember you had a crush on bumble( i think)

    zek is hopefully not around because he was too demented even for totse standards, HTS is a CSIS spy and is unfortunately still around.
  17. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Splam Ya my nuclear option is posting his phone number, email and business name here. Let you guys all take care of him. Fuck him, he deserves it. All his reviews are fake anyways.

    Like these faggots will do anything with it
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Yawn
  19. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it isn't

    73,437 Cases and 1,875 Deaths = 2.55%

    That's false. What the hell makes you think they're going to give you the real numbers?
  20. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist ITT. Major mental illness exhibited, except for my Soi man.

    Shut the fuck up, mud shark
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