Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
I keep getting fucking lost in minecraft so coords are completely meaningless to me. I navigate via sense of direction, memory and landmarks like a true bushman leaving abandoned camps in my wake.
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Ok I'm going to need someone to talk me out of everything I said
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My parents hit me
But they also hit each other so i think it's okay
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Not Luigi. Just one lying framing stolen valor rat faggot. You have one post to plead for your life.
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2019-09-29 at 6:08 PM UTC
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Lol trump is fucked
Trump's so dumb he's out here retweeting parody Twitter accounts making fun of his fear of sharks thinking they are praising him lol
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2019-09-29 at 6:07 PM UTC
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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2019-09-29 at 5:55 PM UTC
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I've ran out of seroquel
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I just found my father on Facebook by back tracing some 23andme DNA results and digging through relatives and mutual friends. My mother has confirmed it's him, I always knew his name but this is the first time in my life I've seen his face. The best part of this? The two mutual friends we have on FB are the two girls I've been hanging out with recently. I texted the one to ask her how she knew him without saying why and she goes "Oh that's my dude! We go to AA meetings together sometimes." He lives less than 5 miles from here.
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Originally posted by Wariat
With young girls its tough though like barely legal teens in european countries because they tend tog et wuiet snd turna way and make you feels tupid for even trying even though one of them clewrly fsncied you or kept smiling snd even waved at you the first time you walked by.
are you having a stroke?
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2019-09-29 at 12:43 PM UTC
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Incel Rant
The best thing about a bro job is kissing your bro and informing him he's gay.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
why do you feel the need to tell us though
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Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
And call her ball licker Jenn as she licks my younger balls with her tounge and i tlak shit to her. I just stsrted jerking off thinking of such a scenario like she knew me when i was young but now am in the age range where she can clal me her man and be a ball licking gen she is. Licking balls of a man 15 yrs younger hile hes talkimg shit to her. Her new name around me would be ball licking Jenn from then on.
βCome on ball licking jenn show me how good you suck on and lick balls out them in your mouth with your head looking up as i put one foot on the couch for ya. You nasty fucking slut.β
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by POLECAT
Did you eat a tennis πΎ?
no why would i??
thats crazy
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by G
Write this big & bold above all else.
"Should've got a bigger boat"
Brody
no, thats just a faggot jaws reference
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could you imagine being ill and only having fonaplants to look after you
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Get out of here Stalker, or you will be lost to the Zone!
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2019-09-29 at 4:34 AM UTC
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Just got word that hydro died
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Pro Tip: "Gangstas" don't take another man's dick in their ass and pay the bills in return for the favor.
yes they do.
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2019-09-29 at 4:06 AM UTC
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Bruce Banner
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2019-09-29 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Gave my cat a bath
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Yeah, like most poor lazy people you are nose blind I get it. Male cats spray if they have nuts no matter who their mommy and daddy were.
No son you're misinformed & this cat is monitored by a house surveillance system so it would be known if he did. I suggest you speak on things you know.
Originally posted by 8stringflinG
Poor/lazy = bad sense of smell?
You are fucking retarded.
He's just projecting his dissatisfaction w/ being low income via unfounded reverse shunning.
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2019-09-29 at 2:49 AM UTC
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Trump Vaping ban
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