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Posts by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammy on his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spank me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockey...

  1. Originally posted by Technologist And I’m a girl bromo!

    no comma. translation: transvestite.
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby you promise to be a good boy for now on bill the cat?

    i dont promise to be the best you ever had but i promise ill do the most damage to your lower digestive tract youve ever had.
  3. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-24/coming-whiskey-bubble

    that makes no sense.

    if no one is paying top-dollar for the ethanol due to a non-optimal economic situation all they have to do is leave it back in storage for a few years till the next economic boom and mark up the sale price to reflect the additional 'aging.'
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yeas,

    yes it was.

    the original kröz dick was pointing 9 o'clock. i know because i was thinking of using it as a clock face.

    its user error

    to resolve this you must first use a rusty plastic spork to pluck your eyeballs out, then rotate them 180 degrees, slather them generously with some sort of personal lubricant to ease reinsertion, then stick them back in. if you have difficulty with reinsertion use a shoehorn, hammer, or a some other large weighty tool.

    youre welcome
  5. Originally posted by Lanny my Mom's basement

    shes not going to let you use her massage parlor waiting room to let all your suitors dribble their dick drizzlings all over the place.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny can you please explain why this image was taken the way it is ?



    specifically the mirroring ?

    its not mirrored. your eyeballs are in backwards.
  7. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I don't care.

    youll care when youre in the ER trying to come up with some excuse to give the aghast staff about the chasm betwixt your ass cheeks and the attending physician gasps 'my god...its full of stars'

    you dirty s­hitskin
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