Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-08-29 at 8:19 AM UTC in Star Trek TNG is one of the best shows ever created
   

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   This time we won't bless SpectraL with literacy.
2. 2019-08-29 at 8:17 AM UTC in Haha I'm sick of sitting at this bar talking to people
   

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   Originally posted by mmQ I need to talk to someone will someone call me ?

   
   I've asked for your phone number 2 times
3. 2019-08-29 at 8:14 AM UTC in Click to pour my dick in your eyes
   

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   Originally posted by aldra [video]https://twitter.com/i/status/1166493081182433280[/video]
   
   hmm.
   
   https://twitter.com/i/status/1166493081182433280

   
   Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4. 2019-08-29 at 3 AM UTC in Click to pour my dick in your eyes
   

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   Phaggot
5. 2019-08-29 at 2:59 AM UTC in The Accident doesn't have to be your fault to get a DUI
   

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   Originally posted by Box Wine No, I passed the sobriety test so they sent me to the hospital instead
   
   
   
   Might want to read the thread again

   
   I didn't read it in the first place
6. 2019-08-29 at 2:39 AM UTC in The Accident doesn't have to be your fault to get a DUI
   

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   Yeah no shit asshole. Nobody wants drunk motorists on the road. You were hit with a DUI and it's completely unrelated to the crash. You can get a DUI if there's no crash and you're driving funny. So did you think they wouldn't breathalyse you or some shit if you got crashed into?
7. 2019-08-29 at 2:35 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
   

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   Originally posted by Grylls i already did somewhere on here

   
   Post fresh meat 👅💦
8. 2019-08-29 at 2:20 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
   

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   Originally posted by Grylls i dont mess about

   
   Post dick pic
9. 2019-08-29 at 2:20 AM UTC in Building a Pallet house
   

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   Hydro is eating khayali pulao
10. 2019-08-29 at 2:20 AM UTC in Building a Pallet house
    

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    Pulao is a subcontinental rice dish, usually made with beef or chicken, which is delizhiuz.
    
    Khayal means thought.
11. 2019-08-29 at 2:18 AM UTC in TV Tuner card trouble.
    

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    Try rescanning after a full reinstall of the card and drivers.
12. 2019-08-29 at 2:15 AM UTC in TV Tuner card trouble.
    

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    You need a digital one now. All the old OTA frequencies have been repurposed for cellular bands.
13. 2019-08-29 at 2:14 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls how about when you're done hauling bricks and farming for a living come suck my dick and ill spunk my creamy 98 degrees lager all over you while you fuck yourself with a light american beer bottle, how about it?

    
    Sounds like a time big boi
14. 2019-08-29 at 2:14 AM UTC in Haha I'm sick of sitting at this bar talking to people
    

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    I wish I could hang out with mmQ and that he wasn't ignoring me these days for no apparent reason
15. 2019-08-29 at 2:03 AM UTC in ITT Post the most American video you can find
    

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16. 2019-08-29 at 2 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls you dumb ass americans need to drink real beers, not your pussy ass bud and coors light

    
    Nobody wants to crack open a creamy lager when it is 98 degrees and 15% humidity right when you're done hauling bricks or farming all day. A light American beer is perfect to chill with on a hot day.
17. 2019-08-29 at 1:58 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
    

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    Originally posted by Box Wine Put it outside the curtain
    
    A shower doesn't take long enough to warm it up and its usually gone by then anyway

    
    What the fuck kind of showers are you taking where you have the time to drink a beer but that's not long enough to warm it up? Are you just gulping beers in the shower? Are you reaching out with soapy hands and grabbing the can while waiting for your conditioner to kick in? Just altogether a stupid endeavour.
18. 2019-08-29 at 1:32 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls no thats just fucking stupid

    
    Ooh how better to treat a cold beer than get it covered in Steam and get shower water in it
19. 2019-08-29 at 1:31 AM UTC in Drinking beer while taking a shower
    

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    OP is a fucking retard who is easily influenced by internet bullshit.
20. 2019-08-29 at 1:15 AM UTC in The Ghost of Jay "FL" Cee Returns - Dow DOWN by more than 1000 points. Economic collapse imminent.
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not dodging anything. If you can't see the metaphor please contact your parents and file a complaint.

    
    A metaphor for what faggot?
    
    There is no metaphor, you are simply a retard and thought you can stock up Dow points LMAO