"Hello, I'm Dr. M. Let's see here... you've been having chest pain it seems?"
"Yeah, it's this sharp pain right here."
"Is it a steady pain, or does it come and go?"
"It comes and goes. It isn't a daily thing or anything."
"Mhm, and how long has this been going on?"
"A couple months now."
"I see. Well, let's check that heartbeat then. If you could just lift up your- there we go."
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"It seems like you are having some arrhythmia. I'm going to recommend you go see a specialist, but between you and me?" The doctor leaned in close. "I think you have autism."
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take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, go on a really nice date with her. then when you get back to yours, start with foreplay and whatnot and then when she has her clothes completely off, burn them in front of her and tell her she's a worthless piece of shit and to get the fuck out of your flat
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We are gathered here today to remember our brother. He was called Captain Falcon, and then simply Jeremus. He might have been very wealthy, or maybe not, but I don't need a screenshot to prove to me that he was the richest among us in spirit. He fought bravely; he touched our hearts. We will never forget him.
I would have followed you, my brother, my Captain. Be at peace, son of Totse.
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I look at that double on the back a that bumper She ain't even playing when shes shaking that rumpa And oh you ain't know She gets lower than a muffla Even wit her girl friends Show stopping with a hustler The way she move her body She might see the Maserati She wanna put it on me Trying to show me her tsunami She make it hard to copy Always tight and never sloppy And got an entourage And her own paparazzi Now there she go again Riding through the stormy weather You better button up if you wanna go getta Cause it is what it is And everybody wanna love her But when she pop it boy you better run for cover
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Originally posted by RestStop
I'm not even letting anyone in the passenger seat of my truck unless they are dying or a family member because of the possibility of someone giving my seat herpes now. Fuck. To think of all the needle junkies I've helped out makes my skin crawl.
You cannot hop in my car.
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