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Posts That Were Thanked by RestStop

  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm now able to afford etiz/weed/good alcohol.
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  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Should have etiz thrusday
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  3. stupidnoob is in his 30's and he's bragging about how he is good at fighting

    fucking lol
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  4. "Hello, I'm Dr. M. Let's see here... you've been having chest pain it seems?"

    "Yeah, it's this sharp pain right here."

    "Is it a steady pain, or does it come and go?"

    "It comes and goes. It isn't a daily thing or anything."

    "Mhm, and how long has this been going on?"

    "A couple months now."

    "I see. Well, let's check that heartbeat then. If you could just lift up your- there we go."

    ...

    ...

    "It seems like you are having some arrhythmia. I'm going to recommend you go see a specialist, but between you and me?" The doctor leaned in close. "I think you have autism."
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  5. BigLuigi Houston
    make her swallow a long rope and then when she poops one end out use it to floss her entire body
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  6. take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, go on a really nice date with her. then when you get back to yours, start with foreplay and whatnot and then when she has her clothes completely off, burn them in front of her and tell her she's a worthless piece of shit and to get the fuck out of your flat
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  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre already banned, sweetcheeks…im not smelling anything burning, other than that steam coming out your ears.

    karma.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    when I was really young I tore some of my dad's cigarettes apart and ate them because I didn't really understand the concept of smoking
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  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    We are gathered here today to remember our brother. He was called Captain Falcon, and then simply Jeremus. He might have been very wealthy, or maybe not, but I don't need a screenshot to prove to me that he was the richest among us in spirit. He fought bravely; he touched our hearts. We will never forget him.

    I would have followed you, my brother, my Captain. Be at peace, son of Totse.


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    has anyone got a fucking clue as to wtf he's on about?



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  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion
    I was a GOD!!

    I can confirm, I was the the beer bottle he sucked off of.


    Zing@!!
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny lol, how do you end up taking meth at 12?

    Good parents
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I look at that double on the back a that bumper
    She ain't even playing when shes shaking that rumpa
    And oh you ain't know
    She gets lower than a muffla
    Even wit her girl friends
    Show stopping with a hustler
    The way she move her body
    She might see the Maserati
    She wanna put it on me
    Trying to show me her tsunami
    She make it hard to copy
    Always tight and never sloppy
    And got an entourage
    And her own paparazzi
    Now there she go again
    Riding through the stormy weather
    You better button up if you wanna go getta
    Cause it is what it is
    And everybody wanna love her
    But when she pop it boy you better run for cover
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  14. Originally posted by RestStop For sure. Do you do ice? I must warn you that I'm a huge ice head. Well not lately. But still.

    I quit a couple years back but I make exceptions for extraordinary occasions
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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm not even letting anyone in the passenger seat of my truck unless they are dying or a family member because of the possibility of someone giving my seat herpes now. Fuck. To think of all the needle junkies I've helped out makes my skin crawl.

    You cannot hop in my car.
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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop There will be fuckin blood.

    ftfy



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  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    - Litte Miss Fuckin Sunshine
    - Willy Wonka & The Fuckin Chocolate Factory
    - Pearl Fuckin Harbor
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  18. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Apple IPhone what a nigga trap on.

    1st gen ipad mini ftw.
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop Walnut Creek ass nigga did you do your chores today?

    more like dawsons creek ass nigga if you ask me me fam
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  20. For every jellyfish Zanick spends his time saving, it's my moral imperative to boil 3 of them alive.
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