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  1. Originally posted by RestStop When's the last time you slept?

    Before the long weekend, which ended yesterday lol .

    I finally ate something though.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Deviated Septum is nothing snorting meth for a year straight won't fix.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What were the circumstances leading up to this event? Is she a spicewhore too?

    I honestly think there's nothing fun about a bad blowjob. Well shit I shouldn't say that.. I guess I agree it's fun for a short while like any blowjob ought to be, but once she demonstrates she's a one trick pony and the trick ain't shit, yiure just kinda biding your time.

    I remember a few years back I was pretty intoxicated and getting a BJ from this girl that I met at a bar, and after the first minute I just sort of lifted her head away and was like "CAN YOU PUT A LITTLE PASSION INTO IT? JESUS FUCK! Of course she immediately gets emotional and starts crying, to which I respond by saying nothing and leaving.
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  4. fag Houston
    It's about functionality, I work out and I want to breath through my nose. My insurance wouldn't have covered it if it was cosmetic.
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sophie I kind of got it was a joke, silly.

    Empirically the comic element of communism jokes, at least as delivered by me, aren't immediately obvious.



    Originally posted by RestStop How is Larry King still alive? I'm watching him talk to some soulless bottom feeding "Omega XL" rep. as we speak the dude has to be Illuminati and or reptilian at this point because no way is he still naturally alive.

    Bro, I was saying the same thing like five years ago, I assumed he had died since then. What the FUCK is that nigga?
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  6. Originally posted by Malice IIRC reject and bling are the only UK members currently on here, right? Exciting times, potentially being so close to it. I really wish I could travel back in time to the day 9/11 happened in NYC and see it first hand.

    I appreciate the concern but our little island is still kinda big and nobody's guna be blowing up my little corner of it.

    However, terrorists could make a worse choice. I mean, if you really want to cause terror, then you blow up a small insignificant village. People expect terror attacks to hit the big cities and crowded places, but blowing up the rural towns in the countryside would spread more terror cos then everyone would feel unsafe.
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  7. Now that's streetcred.

    That would be fun to do tho. Even if you didn't catch anything, you'd still get to travel the country.
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  8. Originally posted by RestStop I can live with that.

    Except if you don't have some seriously legit streetcred, it just makes you an intolerable faggot.
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  9. Originally posted by RestStop I suppose I'm typing all of this to see if what I'm doing/do is some type of mental illness or even purposeful cruelty?

    Nah. Sounds like you're just trying to be edgy/mysterious. Some chicks dig that, others will hate you for it. So....meh, really.
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  10. nonarky Houston
    Originally posted by RestStop So I mean what happened? Were you able to actually see the shenanigans that followed? Least hear about it?

    well, one showed up and that neighbor flipped out and screamed at the hoe, the hoe left and knocked his trash can over.

    then two different other hoes showed up at the same time and got into the a argument then starting fighting each other on the front step, somebody called the cops, they showed up , one of them ran and the other hoe got arrested, then the neighbor got arrested because he had a outstanding warrant for dui and aggravated assault
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop The same exact thing happened to me only in refresh instead of posting. I figured it was just the plastic/ink branding from the tube of chap stick stuck up my ass slowly poisoning my system and in turn driving me into full blown dementia..phew, glad that's clearly not the case here…we are kindred spirits, FAM.

    This makes me happy M8.

    We were there for the end.


    And as the heavy, bellowing clouds unfolded from the skies above, a looming uneasiness settled upon the land, upon the people. Darkness fell quickly and what had been a near silence began to yell out with the shrieking wails and weeps of a billion mourners.

    The man, the myth, the Mustard Stain suddenly pried apart the skycover with nothing less than the mighty braun of Thor himself.

    With BLAZING yellow eyes, surrounded by a SEA of empty 211 cans, he began to tremble, violently shaking and growing larger, the earth below cracking and splitting like glass, growling from his depths a most glorious and final command, Actor himself peered down with the grandest troll face to ever present itself to humankind.

    "Niggas, it has been an honor posting with you."

    :17:
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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop I wonder if being genuinely depressed or simply listening to profoundly sad songs would have any effect on the next meth high? If I can be so bold to get "scientific" on you guys I wonder if generally being a sad cunt for a day or few before a meth binge would give dopamine receptors a rest and a chance to rebuild/repair more?

    I doubt that's an effective strategy. Finding a safe dopamine antagonist is what you want, or look into 9mebc.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why don't more of you make fun of me for being retarded? I literally thought it was just a temporary name that any user switched to when they were banned, and it switched back when the ban was over. I think I might have heard someone say that at one point, either way I believed that to be the case.

    Fuck even the other day I asked Lanny in whatever thread and he EXPLAINED and I still didn't out it together, in hindsight it makes perfect sense what he said but here I was like, what the fuxk is this nigga talkin about dang dang?

    Me: How do I find actors profile or pm him when he's banned? (thinking self taught man was him banned)

    Lanny: That kind of the idea to disassociate yourself from your posts.

    Me: *scratches head*

    BUT!

    But.

    In my retarded defense I literally was in actors Thread the moment he switched, and it never crossed my mind in a million years that he'd just randomly delete his account just like that, as well as the odds of it happening between the time I joined the thread and 15 seconds later after posting my reply.

    Well that fucked my head. Good question GP , tee-hee.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The Jokes segment is just reading cheesy prewritten jokes that are terrible, that's the comedy and it's really good. I actually think Norm's standup isn't amazing, but he's hilarious as a guest on shows, doing bits and segments etc.

    I don't know what exactly it is I appreciate so much about him, his seeming nervousness, his quirky way of pronouncing regular words every now and then (like he was calling capsule CAP-SUE-UHL) in this moon landing bit, which added to the whole bit (which was fucking hilarious, mind you, check it out). Obviously his baby powder dry style of humorous appeals to me. He's pretty intelligent in an obscure way... I don't know man I just like the fucking guy A LOT. I would spend a night inside of him if the offer extended itself to me.
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  15. Originally posted by Malice ^ Your description of "getting stuck" sounds like classic OCD. If it was taking you 4-12 hours a year ago, it was probably at a pretty severe level.

    Meth does affect serotonin release, which may be heavily implicated in OCD, and this is what may cause the largest amount of damage when taken in large quantities over prolonged periods.

    getting stuck is just the effect of meth. i for one was never a big cleaner or anything, just a porn guy as you probably remember.
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  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm definitely no neuro scientist but I find that no matter how much or how long I binge on meth(snorting is always my ROA and almost always under 100mg, usually about half of that) a 3 week break returns my tolerance to baseline…I suppose I should note that this break includes no beer, weed or any other mind altering substances except probably what most would consider pretty damn high doses of caffience and nicotine.

    That's an interesting effect. Your doses don't seem to be super high, but you can't gauge damage by tolerance alone, especially with how gradual it can be.

    Also, caffeine may considerably exacerbate the negative effects, apoptosis, caused by certain drugs. Learned about this recently. Definitely not a good idea to use any during a meth binge.

    It would be pretty terrible if at some point you've realized you've developed persistent anhedonia when sober, along with other issues, a lack of motivation/drive, avolition, problems with sustaining concentration and mental effort etc., and nothing seems to help, it doesn't seem to be going away.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-24T00:53:29.915093+00:00
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  17. Originally posted by RestStop This dude has a look on his face like someone just said something horrific to him like "Go fuck your mother" or "A black dude just popped your daughter's cherry"….

    What's even more badass is he sat there the entire time with that look while someone painted him, its the same look across many pictures of the man.

    People often confuse my default expression as one of anger, depression or confused deep thought.
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  18. The last time I got coke it was cause I didn't wanna do meth but wanted an epic fap sesh. Also my girl was being difficult. So,

    Got a shitty room at a Red Roof, bought some Vaseline, logged into the wifi and did some lines and pulled up pornhub. Blocked with opendns. Finally got on cliphunter.com and started jerkin and snorting lines. All was good for about an hour and then I got booted off the wifi like 3 times. Vpned into my home network and continued on. After another hour I got a fucking knock at the door. I was so fucking paranoid and I checked the peephole and it was some Indian dude. I'm guessing the hotels bootleg IT guy.

    Dude how are you gonna do that? Of course I didn't answer. Why would he think I would get the door? Nigga shoulda just throttled me. I was so embarrassed that when I finished up the 2 grams at 1 am and cummed, showered etc I sat there paranoid for an hour then finally ran out of the room and left my room key in the Dropbox and hauled ass out of there.

    I was just paranoid the rest of the night. Stupid drug.
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  19. i weaponized playing video games and smoking meth high on triangles.

    THe world around me is crumbling and burning and literally exploding and its all my fault. I give my money to gangsters, hookers and hardcore binge addicts and contribute to the downfall of capitalism and the state.

    Never been happier honestly.
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  20. Originally posted by RestStop I always wanted to go to thailand and bang hella girls never had the oppertunity to bang an asian girl mostly mixed girls/redbones make up the notches on my bedpost is the smaller vagina myth true?

    Yeah also post pics bro.

    Not really. Possibly a little, but I think it would just be due to the fact that they generally have slightly smaller bodies.
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