Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The last time you had a piece of ass is when you popped a finger through the toilet paper
Good one. An oldy from my youth but I haven't heard that since the 80s.. always makes me laugh because it's not just a punchline.. for some it's just a fact.
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Half your age plus 7 years. If you're 40 it's ok to marry or date a 27 year old ( this rule applies to young men and cougar as well)
If your 30 you can date a 22 year old. Though in general it applies to over 18 .. But an 18 year old can marry 16 in most states if the younger person is permitted by parents. But not all is states. The parents have to give the younger person emancipation rights. At least it was legal just a few decades ago. So there you go Wariat and Sophie. It's been a rule for centuries among proper gentlemen who weren't sick pedophiliacs like yourselves.
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I can't believe most of you are a generation behind me and still accuse race over class. This includes blacks who believe all whites have special privs. We're all going to be eliminated from this planet once we become obsolete and machines save the wealthy lots of money.. 10 young women for every wealthy guy. This also means wealthy cougars will be eliminated as well.
Enjoy the last of a dying normal.
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2019-09-16 at 6:11 AM UTC
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Trump thinks he is God
Originally posted by RottenRobert
Meanwhile Trump is kissing J*e*w ass in Israel. Anybody know why?
Because they're only cultural jedis for power and greed and convinced evangelicals that after WW2 Man should force the creation of a promised land not given unto them legitimately? 3500 years then Were tired of waiting for it.. 1947 is the year for it to happen.
May the Creator forgive us all
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2019-08-06 at 6:04 AM UTC
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Bob Lazar Story
Originally posted by Lanny
Fucking enough dude. Even if "Lt Col Michael Aquino" had something meaningful to say about body language as it relates to Bob Lazar's whole thing, the bullshit you're rambling about does not. You're free to be mentally ill but do it somewhere where you're not derailing the thread.
I'm not derailing it asswhole I'm expanding though-feature of worthyness that relates. You weren't even in existence on this planet during my first experience you spicy little toad fart.
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2019-09-14 at 5:22 PM UTC
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The all America salad
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Shut up
Colorless/ tasteless Canadian agriculture
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Houthi Rebels tucked up the largest refinery in the world in Saudi Arabia
Trump should stop selling Saudis weapons.
Not out war
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2019-09-13 at 10:13 PM UTC
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Long time member is dead.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Ok
LOL
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Creator
And he isn't happy with the world
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Im shutting the server down for a couple days to encourage you guys to take some time every now and again to better your lives.
Get out and go play.
Open up a book.
Go on a hike.
Find a girlfriend.
I will have it back up by the weekend.
Again.. You're a weirdo fuck who stops the game by taking your ball home with you. You're too unstable to host anything. He'll even the French could host an invasion in the 1940s
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2019-09-11 at 6:24 AM UTC
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The all America salad
Looks like someone chewed on it first and spat it back into the plate.
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2019-09-11 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Long time member is dead.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Celebrate today for its not like anyone owes it to you.
The only way you can be happy is if you want to be happy.
If you try to be happy and find you can not, well… then YOU should do something about it.
Gouge out your creepy swamp gas eyes?
I wouldn't get away with it.. too many ring devices
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2019-09-11 at 6:20 AM UTC
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Trump thinks he is God
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
now i wonder what the rings inscription says.
Yale University
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2019-09-10 at 4:56 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
I always get it during the Hollydays around Oct-Dec at Starbucks. I usually go to Peets in Berkeley most of the year but Starbucks has the best pumpkin season stuff. pumpkin loaf and peppermint lattes.
it's like eating Chocolate .. it just brings happier feelings.
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2019-09-09 at 6:44 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by CandyRein
I gotchu ❣️😋
That looks really appetizing, Candy
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Originally posted by eBagger
beat me too it
militiaofthescreamingelectron.ns
Double n, Bro :)
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Originally posted by username:
candyrein’s a nigger
No she is not. That word is lame and dated. She's very high spirited.. everyone had defects.. if you say she gets butthurt easily it's because your repetive name calling would trigger the annoyance in anyone. I'm surprised she just laughs your shit off as much as she does.
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kr0z' cat was the first to grab Kr0z and tie off his vein and injected him with heroin
it's all of Archie's fault that Kr0z is this way
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2019-09-06 at 5:14 AM UTC
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Scamming Youtubers for $$$
Originally posted by aldra
I'll buy you a serial if you want
No, because I don't feel I would get into it like you guys. It really looks retarded and boring.
There was one game I truly loved (well two) but it's hell of old.
BF42 and BF Vietnam. BF2142 sucks balls. I know the newest one is free online (just a level or two) but BF42 was just hilarious as all fuck. especially the mod patches of playing flag games while riding on the wings of a comrade in which he would swoop down flying the plane and you snatched it off the ground.
I would probably jump in that game but havn't played it in 10 plus years. I just remember playing it for like 5 years before people burned out on it and no one showed up on servers anymore (WHICH WERE FUCKING FREE IN THE DAY BEFORE STEAM BS)
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2019-09-05 at 4:18 AM UTC
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Trump thinks he is God
Originally posted by aldra
the actual method isn't that hard as far as I understand it, just takes a LOT of industrial capacity and raw materials
chemical weapons are a much better option for the home doomsday enthusiast
I was thinking of a concept for a short story where someone creates a demon-core and shielded it on one side to protect them but open end on the opposite side .. Like having a costume on with lined lead and pushing a Mexican ice cream cart while poisoning people walking down the street with almost 100% certain fatality.. any army of these ice cream cart people pushing demon seed carts in costumes, poisoning people at carnival events or county fairs. It takes a few days to notice the I'll effect 😢 😬 😈
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