2019-09-25 at 3:36 AM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Fonaplats
It's going to be one of those situations where they don't do anything till my guts explode.
I just hope I get to the hospital in time that day.
You'll rush to the hospital in your death throes and they will tell you that you probably just ate a bit of uncooked meat and you'll be fine and send you home to die curled up in your bed.
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2019-09-25 at 3:14 AM UTC
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US military.. Boston Robotics
NK will finally have a target their ICBM can actually reach.
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2019-09-25 at 2:02 AM UTC
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Got hit on by some boomer
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by 8stringflinG
Guess I'm useful to everyone then.
Especially if they have a dick
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2019-09-24 at 7:52 PM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Originally posted by tee hee hee
You dont look good in blue gowns at least we learned this much
He kinda looks like my dad right before he died.
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Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
It would have been shockingly funny a bit.. If the lady next to her slapped her off the chair and she ran off crying..saying "When I come into power , everyone over 40 will be exterminated" with some classic old film dun dun dun music kicking in.
She has eyes like Damien
Lol true
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2019-09-24 at 2:23 AM UTC
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The Death Of A Disco Dancer
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
+1 for the use of the word discordance.
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2019-09-23 at 10:28 PM UTC
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Impossible Whopper
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
Lol. They outlawed Shipping and Handling cost in the USA so now they call it Shipping and Processing .. Makes me laugh at these loopholes you know will happen
Next, it will be Shipping & Friendship Fee.
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2019-09-23 at 5:24 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
we have moral obligations to eat more meat
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2019-09-23 at 5:16 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
Are rock lobsters just large crawfish or are they freshwater ?
I’m guessing both depending on the species..
Not sure why I can’t see the pic anymore I used a different site to upload so I’ll repost😋
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Says the pillow jumper who has been thrown in mental institutions
>had to take anger management classes after strangling his girlfriend
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2019-09-23 at 5:30 AM UTC
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Impossible Whopper
Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
No one watches to see if they wash there hands or not either
Actual compliant handwashing basically scalds you anyway, has to be 100F by FDA standards and my company wanted 110F. And NOBODY is doing that shit, I promise you. I certainly never did.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
they keep your mother company at night
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
How come Russel only sweated? He was in there just as long.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
also who knows whether kra'tom was even relevant, this guy probably just fell asleep on the job, got his retard ward killed and is desperately trying to shift responsibility
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Also FUCK China, those disgusting bug people deserve death.
They forsake culture and racial identity for vain material gains and short lived virtues, which will be their death.
The Japanese respect their nature and cosmic virtue, they are Godly beings that have shaped this wretched existence into being tolerable and I wish I could go more into detail but I'm drunk.
This reality is a horrible place, but thanks to the Japanese they have made reality beautiful and holy, I wish I could have been born Japanese, I love and adore them and value them more than myself and anything I was born into.
I feel honored to be part Asian only because it's associated with Japan, the Chinese are cockroaches and vermin, as are all other asians that aren't Japanese.
Japanese people are an entity of their own, they are separate from anything in this universe.
If you'd be cool, and stop mudfarming people would probably leave you alone.
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Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
I don't know if he knows how to Code (wish I could learn it)
but imagine if he came up with some brite ap and came to San Francisco and met people who thought he was just being a funny guy and aided him in being the next Zuckerburg with his eye on the destruction of J'ew-ish people and we find out he is the Anti Christ and become inflated billionaire that is capable of funding his own army of destruction .. first America and then the World
He has to go outside first.
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2019-09-21 at 3:52 AM UTC
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The Death Of A Disco Dancer
Now I’m gonna play devils advocate.
Admin, you run scams to rip off people or companies. That makes you a criminal. I think they’re are many people better than a criminal.
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You are a lucky man Alexis Ohanian. No wonder you are always smiling.
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Originally posted by RottenRobert
Sorry, all of you racists...that is called a "mombod".
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2019-09-20 at 6:48 PM UTC
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I still hate fat people
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
girls who used to be fat > currently fat girls
exponentially so
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