Originally posted by CountBlah
Holy shit I haven't been on here in over a year. Niggas I got some stories for yall.
No one gives a shit faggot.
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2020-08-31 at 2:18 AM UTC
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fuckin faded
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I could easily cook you to a fine and tender morsel, complete with gravy, mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, and a side order of coleslaw. Don't tempt me.
Okay retarded faggot. Give it your best shot. And then think up the best excuse to not do it.
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2020-08-31 at 12:32 AM UTC
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Apple glasses
Shut the fuck up consoomer coomer faggot zoomer
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The desire to vote for Donald Trump is attributable to severe mental retardation and total intellectual subnormality.
Anyone who isn't in America can already fuck off because you are clearly either too stupid to immigrate to and live in America, or not resourceful enough to live here illegally.
Edit: Canadians FUCK. OFF.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The polls ate cooked.
[Citation needed]
Also the polls ate raw because they prefer sushi.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
That didn't scare us.
You are Canadian so... there is no "us" that includes you.
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2020-08-08 at 5:19 AM UTC
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Universal Health Care
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
You do realize that increased CO2 is a result of warming and not the other way around right?
You have severe mental retardation
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Trump losing in the polls - Trump supporters: "you believe the POLLS, the SAME POLLS that said he had a ten billion to one chance of WINNING in 2016?"
Trump improves in a poll: WELL NOW AIN'T THIS A CAUSE TO CELEBRATE
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I miss old chootie, may she rest in peace in the great scratching post in the sky.
Did you get a new chootie?
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2020-08-25 at 11:04 AM UTC
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Want to buy car to tinker with
I found a really clean Toyota Celica I'm looking at
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
In 2003 when I was hired as a contractor at NASA Glenn we had to undergo an FBI background check with fingerprints. They had a digital fingerprint scanner that scanned, ran, and stored your prints in a database. That was 17 years ago. They could easily put one of these in every county board of elections loaction in the country. When you register to vote you scan your prints. Then put a scanner on the voting machine that ties into that data base. When you step into the booth you scan your print. It verifies you are registered, gives you access to a ballot, recoreds your votes, and locks your account until the next election in your presinct. Problem solved.
Fingerprint scanners are trivial to defeat. Not just that but fuck a national fingerprint database. You crackpots don't even want to register guns.
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2020-08-23 at 8:48 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
i eat these every day they are soo good
Gay
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Shit brown?
Honey golden. Chocolate brown on hot days.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
"You're not able to follow my typical bizarre bullshit. It's Friday. You must be drunk."
Nobody expects you to follow any line of reasoning because you are unironically mentally retarded.
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