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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bugz Is he guarding that Florida Airport where the Terrorist learned not to fly?

    It's at a retirement community.

    I pretty much plan to smoke weed in my car and do patrols. I'm assuming they mostly just don't want black people (non residents) walking around.

    I don't really want to fuck with anyone. But if someone fucks with me, I am more than happy to beat the shit out of them.
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    Originally posted by Ghost imagine not being a prostitute

    In a way I am selling my body, just for safety rather than sexty
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    Originally posted by Sudo HAHAHA what is it about Indians/Pakis that make "security" so natural to them? Everywhere I go every security guard is from India, it's uncanny, I think it's the whole border thing and how they believe clear definition of them to be tantamount to an orderly society. Not being racist that's just funny to me because I've noticed it so prevalently locally.

    Also security guards do nothing. Maybe in Florida you can Zimmerman people but normally you're just a glorified tattletale. I hope nobody respects you which I'm already sure they don't and never will. My 60 something year old shakey ex alcoholic uncle is a security guard for a medical grow op and he's cool but you will probably take it super seriously because of the lack of control you normally feel in your life and how accustomed you are to being overlooked. It's just hilarious that's what you gravitated towards. I try to like you but you are just inherently such a fucking clown. Enjoy your anonymous bitcoin weed and your $13 an hour mcjob make sure you tell those kids not to sk8board really loudly so they can make fun of your accent properly.

    Too funny/10. Funniest thread I've seen in a while

    Didn't read
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bugz are you going to use a reverse deletion program on it? what if you find secret government documents or a pin numbers for old ass Bitcoin accounts?

    Most likely he will find boring photos of a vacation to Utah or some shit
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bullshit. Graphene nanopore desalination is cheap as all fuck.

    Go make millions of dollars doing it then.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Desalination easy

    Wrong
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    Shit I walking right now
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    Already got hired. The position didn't require a license but listed it as "preferred" so I put my licenses as "in progress".
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Obbe Is our society really collapsing? What are the stages of collapse?



    https://medium.com/activate-the-future/is-our-society-really-collapsing-what-are-the-stages-of-collapse-86ddc69b4227

    I want to point out that the Quran lists exactly these steps in these orders as signs of the end times
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Trump lost and the polls were right, get over it
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they dont even have boats.

    Doesn't stop the Haitians
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny neither do you.

    you dont even speak urdu, much less farcee.

    Wrong and illiterate ^
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Lmao in urdu "leigh dundas" would mean "takes rods"
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Candy his mother loved him short time

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    CandyRein makes $55/hour confirmed
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Why has dumbass Sudo made another retard thread the cringe lord.

    Because he is gAy
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what daarleets are destined to do.

    I will not allow the Tamil Tigers to set one foot in my beloved Uttar Pradesh
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost bench pipe


    How to get herpes from park furniture
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