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2020-03-31 at 1:13 AM UTC in Roy G. BivGay
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2020-03-30 at 6:20 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I shit on cunts
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2020-03-30 at 8:36 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPrefer more like p-reefer
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2020-03-30 at 8:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionMan I love chicken lo mein
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2020-03-29 at 9:09 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-29 at 8:26 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-03-29 at 8:06 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-03-29 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sophie This place reeks of boiled chicken and over-salted tomatoes. It was a dive alright, that was the point. HQ had sent me this on rush order. "5746 Main, we got two spots that wanna do a feature. Let us know what you find." Yeah i'll let you know you sons of bitches… I'll let you know exactly where the poison hits me.
The owner comes out covered in olive juice and pepper slime. I hide my disgust for him as best i can but fuck me if some of it doesn't slip through. "You must be…" He starts. "Guy Fieri" I finish his sentence. "Yeah Guy Fiere." no No NO NO. It' s GUY… FIERi. The man looks at me how i imagine Pancho's Pilot looked when Jesus told him He was the son of God. I can barely handle these idiots. It's all part of the job. "Look, let's get three things clear right off the bat." I say to the man. "One, i'm not your friend. You wanna talk to me? You wanna grovel at my feet? You wanna suckle at my teet? Fuck off, i'm here to do a fucking job and that's it. Two, i'm not gonna eat your shitty food. I'll put it in my mouth for the cameras but i will need a toilet at the ready to puke into as soon as we stop rolling. And three… Well three ain't non of your fucking business." There's that Pancho's Pilot look again. This dumb motherfucker is just asking to get his teeth kicked in. But he won't. Guy Fieri doesn't do that anymore.
The shoot comes and goes and i'm in my hotel room puking my brains out, trying to get rid of any trace of the horror show i had eaten four hours prior. I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My fat, naked body covers the entire wall. I disgust myself. I can't even find my belly button in the sea of disgusting folds that make up the landscape of my terrifying, pudding-like exterior. I wasn't always this way… I used to be a God. I used to fuck like a lion. I used to catch prey at a thousand miles an hour. I used to control the fire in the skies. Guy Fieri, King of the Night. Guy Fieri, master of id. Now? Now i can't even get an erection without watching two hours of food porn first.
Next week on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Watch as Guy Fieri kills himself choking on a lamb shake that's been marinated in Nacho Cheese, watch, as no one cares. Guy Fieri king of nothing. Guy Fieri, master of shit.
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2020-03-29 at 6:08 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
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2020-03-29 at 4:40 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
Originally posted by Octavian Anyone else think Spectral keeping files on everyone is fucking weird? I'm sure Malice did the same. A little report that mentioned all our proclivities, addictions etc.
***Serial Killer Alert***
He is just a retard, even if he was keeping files he is too important to do anything interesting with them. -
2020-03-29 at 4:40 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
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2020-03-29 at 4:32 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-29 at 4:32 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
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2020-03-29 at 4:20 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
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2020-03-29 at 3:07 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
Originally posted by CASPER I was gona ask you for the plug but thats far from my area of expertise.
Oh and you will not start at this rate but you should be aggressive about updating your blog with links to all your published articles and shopping high value articles to po publications. Make a Submittable account too. -
2020-03-29 at 3:03 PM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
Originally posted by Fox You’re part of the gig economy you poor fuck. You do not have regular employment because you’re lazy. That’s why you only score a $600 job once or twice a month, while I make $10,000 a month working 3 days a week.
Scron post your wallet address so I can send you $600 just to flex on this dumb nigger about what an insignificant piece of chump change that is to me
Clerk dogfucker is so envious^
I have a regular freelance position from 4 publications on a multi hundred dollar per article range and can submit any time I please. -
2020-03-29 at 9:14 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentCasper hurry up and start writing so we can make our dream a reality
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2020-03-29 at 9:11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-03-29 at 9:07 AM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
Originally posted by CASPER I was gona ask you for the plug but thats far from my area of expertise.
My bro. You are a solid writer.
At the very least always be scanning writing job boards and maintain a blog page where you regularly update with content of whatever you want to write.
Trust me. Do it for at least a month of writing 3+ updates per day to showcase consistent output.
Then you can easily send this as a writing sample link and you will easily get the job if you spend 5 minutes proofreading each post, and your content is high quality with included links.
Eventually you'll find a good posting on a job board and ez win -
2020-03-29 at 9:02 AM UTC in Getting paid over $600 per article
