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  1. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
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  2. Bradley was such a good friend, we laughed so often together...mostly at his expense. If you needed an unsolicited dick pic he was the kind of sharing guy that wouldn't disappoint.

    He was always happy and friendly even when you were pissed off and simply using him as a punchbag calling him a fucking cock sucking faggot..he'd just laugh it off and tell you he loved you.

    His culinary expertise was also wildly admired throughout the hallowed halls of NIS, those anemic looking chicken breasts and mish mash of leftovers thrown in a pot together could easily be served in the best restaurants around the world.

    He'll be missed.
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Living big but dreaming even bigger.
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Watch and see. Miami Dade is going to be one a the few places voting will be fixed by FEMA in time for the election.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    In the murky depths of a seedy dive bar, the air hung thick with the stench of stale beer and the cacophony of raucous laughter. Kamala Harris, a low-level Assistant District Attorney, huddled in a corner booth, her gaze fixed intently on the man across from her: Willie Brown, the charismatic and powerful Mayor of San Francisco.

    Kamala's heart pounded in her chest as she fidgeted with the hem of her skirt, her mind racing with a mixture of trepidation and anticipation. This was her chance to make a name for herself, to prove to the world that she was more than just a pawn in the District Attorney's game.

    Brown's eyes met hers across the table, and a mischievous smile spread across his lips. He raised his glass in a sardonic salute, his piercing gaze seeming to bore through her like a laser beam.

    "Well, Ms. Harris," he drawled, his voice a velvet whisper, "I hear you're quite the ambitious one."

    Kamala's cheeks flushed a deep crimson as she struggled to find the right words. "I'm just...trying to do my job, Mr. Mayor."

    Brown chuckled softly, the sound echoing around the room like the crackling of a fire. "Oh, I'm sure you are, Ms. Harris. But there are...other ways to advance your career, you know."

    Kamala's mind raced as she tried to decipher the Mayor's meaning. "What...what do you mean?"

    Brown leaned forward, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Let's just say that there are certain...favors that I can offer you in exchange for...certain accommodations."

    A cold shiver ran down Kamala's spine as she realized the true nature of Brown's proposal. She had heard rumors of the Mayor's reputation, of his penchant for manipulating and discarding women to further his own political ambitions.

    But Kamala was determined to succeed, and she knew that sleeping with the Mayor was her ticket to the top. With a trembling hand, she reached across the table and placed her palm on top of his.

    "I'm willing," she whispered.

    In the weeks that followed, Kamala became a regular fixture in the Mayor's suite. She performed tasks that went far beyond her official duties, often finding herself alone with Brown in the late hours of the night.

    At first, Kamala struggled with the role she was playing. She felt used and humiliated, but she consoled herself with the knowledge that it was all for a greater purpose.

    But as time went on, a strange transformation began to occur within Kamala. The more she spent with Brown, the more she became accustomed to the power and prestige that came with being his mistress. She began to dress more provocatively, and her once-reserved demeanor melted away.

    Brown, sensing her growing confidence, began to exploit her newfound willingness to please. He demanded more and more from her, both in and out of the bedroom. Kamala found herself spiraling into a dangerous game, one that she knew could have disastrous consequences.

    One fateful evening, as Kamala and Brown were engaged in their usual activities, a knock sounded at the door of the Mayor's office. Brown cursed and ordered her to hide in the closet.

    Moments later, two police officers entered the room, guns drawn. "Mayor Brown," one of them barked, "we're here to serve you with a search warrant."

    Brown's face went white as the officers began to ransack his office. Kamala watched in horror from her hiding place, knowing that if she was discovered, her career and reputation would be ruined.

    To her relief, the officers eventually left, apparently satisfied that they had found nothing incriminating. As Brown slumped back into his chair, Kamala emerged from the closet, her body trembling with fear.

    "What was that all about?" she whispered.

    Brown shrugged dismissively. "Just some political shenanigans. Nothing to worry about."

    But Kamala knew better. She had seen the look on the officers' faces, and she knew that they suspected something was amiss. She realized that her life would never be the same.

    In the aftermath of the raid, Kamala's career spiraled out of control. She was demoted and eventually forced to resign from the District Attorney's office. The once-promising young attorney was now a pariah, shunned by her former colleagues and friends.

    Willie Brown, true to his reputation, disappeared from her life without a trace. He had used her and discarded her, leaving her with nothing but a broken heart and a ruined reputation.

    As the years passed, Kamala struggled to put her life back together. She found work as a legal consultant, but the stigma of her past continued to haunt her. She never forgot the night she sold her soul to Willie Brown, and she knew that she would never truly escape the consequences of her actions.
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by STER0S look @ my fucking cat


    r.i.p.
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  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat Tails,my little Bubby Brown sleeps all day on my couch, I showed him the open window in the kitchen and now he comes and goes as he pleases day and night
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I have two accounting exams on Halloween then I have to go to an AA meeting, kinda bullshit but w/e at least I'm not in jail I guess
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Don't make us feel bad, a lot of us don't have kids and probably won't
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Watching a hilarious stand up comedy show on
    My phone in the kitchen while my boyfriend bakes a chocolate cake and makes broccoli cheesey chicken pasta ♥️
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I feel tired, I've been waking up a lot sweating bad because of my abscess tooth. I guess I need to see a dentist

    Don't wait or more teeth will have to be removed. The infection can get to your jaw requiring surgery there, it can get to your brain and kill you. It can quickly spread to your other teeth. If it gets in your blood you'll get sepsis.
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  12. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I have an interview today and then I’m thinking about bbq for later.

    Wish me luck on all my future endeavors guys.
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole




    I miss you ..

    “I know that”

    You miss me ?

    “No”

    ❗️
    🤭
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  14. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Lanny cooked last night God bless him. I was tired. I will post next time I cook something.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Candy you are such a happy person that when I saw this sign I felt happier.

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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just got back from the store, I picked up a $206.00 ribeye, came home and cut 14 steaks out of it
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  17. Last nights dinner...or as I call it.

    Poulet et légumes d'Etienne

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  18. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka When Trump said he would destroy his oppenents, he doesn't just mean the ones in America. There will be a world war.

    It was more peaceful when he was president than it is now js.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    If that's true ask yourself why they are only trying to kill or jail one of them dumbass.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
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