Posts by Netflxchillr

1. 2019-07-26 at 5:25 AM UTC in Rhabdo
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Rhabadabbadoo
2. 2019-07-25 at 10:38 PM UTC in Satan's chosen people want your lolis topless and vaping CBD e-cigs
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   Canada considers transgenders, a protected class?
   
   After what I read in that article, I say that guy is really just a predator pretending to be trans just to gain access to little girls.
   
   He's not a transgender if he still has his male genitalia and shouldn't have access to any female facilities.
3. 2019-07-25 at 10:18 PM UTC in squirrels are free spirits
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby seen it before, thats pretty old

   
   I haven't. His(JBJ) posts are damn hilarious.
4. 2019-07-25 at 10:15 PM UTC in squirrels are free spirits
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
   
   I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
   
   I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
   
   I went inside and made a pot of tea.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was very sequitur, I knew she'd need a nice cup of tea after all the trauma and heartbreak.
   
   Google the relaxing properties of tea.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Another time when I hadn't been in the US long she was in the back yard and shouted to me in the house "Quick! there's a coon in the yard"
   
   I looked around quickly for a weapon of some type and then ran out ready to attack the trespassing coon.
   
   ..turned out to be a raccoon she wanted me to see, not a black person.

   
   Holy shit. I can't stop laughing. LMAO
5. 2019-07-25 at 7:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost Brits are hardcore crackers

   
   And is probably why most Brits teeth are all jankity.
6. 2019-07-25 at 7:13 PM UTC in If you could ban one thing what would it be?
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Ban the banners; wanting to ban, bans.
7. 2019-07-25 at 7:10 PM UTC in Do undersea cities exist?
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by iam_asiam68 the rest of us with a brain.

   
   lolol
8. 2019-07-25 at 6:53 PM UTC in Baby dropped by woman during fight dies
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL At least the child will never have to tell his friends he was dropped on his head as a baby.

   
   lol.
   
   From what i could see in the footage the big fat woman in the tie dyed pink hit the mother FIRST. I'd go after the 'other woman' for 2nd degree manslaughter.
9. 2019-07-25 at 6:32 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Is the poet an illegal? If he weren't illegal and living here legally, he'd be getting more than $20 a day picking grapes.
10. 2019-07-25 at 6:22 PM UTC in Random image thread
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein

    
    100%
    
    lmao.
11. 2019-07-24 at 4:30 PM UTC in If you could torture every person that has already tortured someone else...
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker X-2+1=x-1

    
    x=x
    0
    
    Hell, i can't even remember how to do it, it's been so long.
12. 2019-07-23 at 8:42 PM UTC in Why do you consider it wrong or bad
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you hear spoken voices when you read the internet you should share that with a mental health professional.

    
    Okay, village idiot, I'll do that.
13. 2019-07-23 at 8:37 PM UTC in Why do you consider it wrong or bad
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you are referring to the lawyer I am talking about a criminal defense attorney. Does that clear things up for the thinking impaired?

    
    Moreso, for the 'speaking' impaired.
14. 2019-07-23 at 8:31 PM UTC in If you could torture every person that has already tortured someone else...
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the nature of the alleged tortures.
    
    In a strict sense I would love to just torture one person. Any person, regardless of their past. In fact, I might prefer to torture someone who is extremely undeserving of it, out of morbid pleasure.

15. 2019-07-23 at 8:29 PM UTC in Why do you consider it wrong or bad
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It varies from state to state in the US. For example in Nevada the age of legal consent is 15. But law or no law if I had a 15 year old daughter or grand-daughter and a 30 year old tired to get with her I would need a good lawyer.

    
    To do what?
16. 2019-07-23 at 8:26 PM UTC in Kanye for president 2024
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even moreso now
    
    

    
    Doubt she's in the sequel.
17. 2019-07-23 at 8:23 PM UTC in I hate whites
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I hate Muslims. They never cut their nails.

    
    Or shower, and they usually smell like year old BO.
18. 2019-07-23 at 8:15 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Burger King tacos.
19. 2019-07-23 at 8:12 PM UTC in What was the last bug you found in your home?
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    A mosquito.
    
    
    
    Fucker.
20. 2019-07-23 at 5:57 PM UTC in Kanye for president 2024
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    That blond chick in Top Gun is fugly.