Posts by Netflxchillr

1. 2019-07-26 at 5:46 PM UTC in What does it feel like to be a woman?
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 What does it feel like to be a woman?
   
   
   
   Bloody.
   
   Crampy.
   
   Emotional.
   
   Needing to clean, dust, launder and wash dishes.
   
   Crazed one week a month.
   
   Bloated one week a month.
   
   Ladies, did I forget anything?

   
   For some, smelly.
2. 2019-07-26 at 5:37 PM UTC in Baby dropped by woman during fight dies
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Just reading and lolling at the, if it were a real monkey and tail comment. lmao
3. 2019-07-26 at 5:32 PM UTC in fucking a girl in the movie theater then cumming on the floor so the employees have to clean it up
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Who knows about now, but many wonder years ago when I worked at a movie theatre they had nightly cleaning crews that came in daily to clean the floor & carpets. The sticky ick on the floors was usually from just sweeping up spilt soda pop and not mopping it up & drying, between intermissions.
4. 2019-07-26 at 5:24 PM UTC in Need a movie suggestion for me and shell
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Go see the new Q. Tarantino movie, Once Upon a a Time in Hollywood. True to form of QT movies, it was excellent & funny as hell.
5. 2019-07-26 at 5:12 PM UTC in So Lanny, why Wintermute
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Is this the 'ranting' thread?
   
   Aways nice to know there's a SAFE place we all can go. lolol
6. 2019-07-26 at 5:04 PM UTC in The one thing that sucks most about jail or prison
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   or both

   
   Prison is one big happy family. lol
7. 2019-07-26 at 4:57 PM UTC in fucking a girl in the movie theater then cumming on the floor so the employees have to clean it up
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   What about the perks of working at a movie theatre?
   
   FREE access to the latest movies. FREE popcorn and FREE soda. That can save you a pretty penny. For example, to go see Quintin Tarantino's new release yesterday, 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' for 2people it was $20 to get on the door, $9 popcorn, $8 pop and $10 candy.
   
   lf you add that up for every new release you get to see for FREE at the private screenings employees get to see before the public & usually can bring 1 other with you,
   
   All the money you save is a perk you're being ungrateful of. I think you need to quit bitching.
8. 2019-07-26 at 5:25 AM UTC in Rhabdo
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Rhabadabbadoo
9. 2019-07-25 at 10:38 PM UTC in Satan's chosen people want your lolis topless and vaping CBD e-cigs
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Canada considers transgenders, a protected class?
   
   After what I read in that article, I say that guy is really just a predator pretending to be trans just to gain access to little girls.
   
   He's not a transgender if he still has his male genitalia and shouldn't have access to any female facilities.
10. 2019-07-25 at 10:18 PM UTC in squirrels are free spirits
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby seen it before, thats pretty old

    
    I haven't. His(JBJ) posts are damn hilarious.
11. 2019-07-25 at 10:15 PM UTC in squirrels are free spirits
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I found exwife #1 once crying in the back yard cradling a dying squirrel. I looked at it and it was laying there in her hands frothing at the mouth.
    
    I suggest she was a fucking dumbass and to put it down immediately as it might have rabies. She got mad and screamed "it fell out of the tree! I'm going to hold it till it passes I don't want it to die alone"
    
    I said it probably fell out of the tree because it had rabies and it wouldn't be dying alone if it bit her.
    
    I went inside and made a pot of tea.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was very sequitur, I knew she'd need a nice cup of tea after all the trauma and heartbreak.
    
    Google the relaxing properties of tea.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Another time when I hadn't been in the US long she was in the back yard and shouted to me in the house "Quick! there's a coon in the yard"
    
    I looked around quickly for a weapon of some type and then ran out ready to attack the trespassing coon.
    
    ..turned out to be a raccoon she wanted me to see, not a black person.

    
    Holy shit. I can't stop laughing. LMAO
12. 2019-07-25 at 7:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost Brits are hardcore crackers

    
    And is probably why most Brits teeth are all jankity.
13. 2019-07-25 at 7:13 PM UTC in If you could ban one thing what would it be?
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Ban the banners; wanting to ban, bans.
14. 2019-07-25 at 7:10 PM UTC in Do undersea cities exist?
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 the rest of us with a brain.

    
    lolol
15. 2019-07-25 at 6:53 PM UTC in Baby dropped by woman during fight dies
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL At least the child will never have to tell his friends he was dropped on his head as a baby.

    
    lol.
    
    From what i could see in the footage the big fat woman in the tie dyed pink hit the mother FIRST. I'd go after the 'other woman' for 2nd degree manslaughter.
16. 2019-07-25 at 6:32 PM UTC in This is the worst poem I ever read
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Is the poet an illegal? If he weren't illegal and living here legally, he'd be getting more than $20 a day picking grapes.
17. 2019-07-25 at 6:22 PM UTC in Random image thread
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein

    
    100%
    
    lmao.
18. 2019-07-24 at 4:30 PM UTC in If you could torture every person that has already tortured someone else...
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker X-2+1=x-1

    
    x=x
    0
    
    Hell, i can't even remember how to do it, it's been so long.
19. 2019-07-23 at 8:42 PM UTC in Why do you consider it wrong or bad
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you hear spoken voices when you read the internet you should share that with a mental health professional.

    
    Okay, village idiot, I'll do that.
20. 2019-07-23 at 8:37 PM UTC in Why do you consider it wrong or bad
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you are referring to the lawyer I am talking about a criminal defense attorney. Does that clear things up for the thinking impaired?

    
    Moreso, for the 'speaking' impaired.