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Posts by L41n

  1. L41n Houston
    My coworkers probably prefer to talk to me when I'm high, I'm a lot nicer TBH. I don't actually smoke that often though.
  2. L41n Houston
    If she was wearing a pikachu shirt and played Overwatch nerfy boys would be lining up to buy her licked ice cream I don't see a problem.
  3. L41n Houston
    I don't mind doing either to begin with. If everyone had both I'd deep throat and tongue the clit at the same time.

  4. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny Someone had to run the bar after papa left


    You've got Jeff Hunter in a trunk in your basement don't you?

    BTW Daddy-Lanny what's a gal gotta do to get flood control turned off? Me love you long time.
  5. L41n Houston
    I don't know, that's my uber drivers problem not mine.
  6. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung are u fuxkable, hun?👍


    Originally posted by WellHung are u fuxkable, hun?👍

    I'm like a solid B-/C+ by total population for my age. By nerd girl standards I'm a smoke show. I do pretty well for myself generally, no complaints.
  7. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not doing anything illegal and its not my problem if they are creeped out, a lot of girls like getting back handed for the attention so they have it coming

    spoken like a true creep
  8. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by HTS fuck this thread got me craving chikken



    Lets all meet at the sports bar over by the uni, get some wings and save this girl from making a tragic mistake, if she even actually exists.
  9. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung The sauces are good but the wings themselves are average at best.

    Isn't that literally how wings work? They're just a protein system to deliver tangy sauces.
  10. L41n Houston
    How good are the wings? Will it be a big loss if you can't go back there after inevitably creeping her out?
  11. L41n Houston
    If you don't call in to stand up with your cam off and rip bongs while everyone is giving updates you're doing agile wrong. Is this your first job or something?
  12. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie But it feels a little lazy to me, considering.

    Nothing against you in particular, i just had a bit of a "oh one of these" when i read your handle.

    No offense taken. Being a lazy basic bitch is both something I'm proud of and a deliberate strategy on my part. I'd be embarrassed if anyone actually knew I was posting here, and even more so if I was putting effort into it.
  13. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny captain faggot will now proceed to show us nepalese and tibetan gangbangers.

    You've obviously never been to Kathmandu
  14. L41n Houston
    Most men can't eat pussy to save their life so it's just depressing to bring it up.

    I like sucking dick because I like the aspect of it getting more hard and all wet/slippery. I get bored of it after like 15 minutes though, especially if the guy is just staring off into space making little mooing noises like a dumbass instead of grabbing my hair and calling me a good slut like a gentleman.
  15. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Expectations: Subverted

    I was a mildly prolific poster on &T starting circa 1998 through its closing. I stuck around Zoklet for a bit but mostly just talked to people I already knew or RC vendors & such. I could drop some of my nicks or people I knew IRL and probably a couple people would recognize them, but I was never "famous" or had my own ED entry or meme or anything like that - it would probably be a disappointment & not worth breaking my opsec such as it is.

    I heard about this forum somewhere a while back because I periodically look in on what totseans are up to. I've lurked here a bit and for whatever reason noticed registration is open & signed up today.
  16. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Sing me the song of your people L41n.

    it goes like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
  17. L41n Houston
    IMO Zoklet is where the "Totse community" died. A lot of people didn't make that jump, and the subsequent forums generally only capture certain small subsets of all the people that actually posted on the original forum. I stuck around Zoklet for a while, but at this point I just periodically drop in on the diaspora out of morbid curiosity.
  18. L41n Houston
    Originally posted by stupid noob She is now sober and contributing to society by bearing children.

    If she's perpetuating your genes I'm not sure that counts as "contributing".
  19. L41n Houston
    You trying to lose another limb bro?
  20. L41n Houston
    The best drug combo is heroin + meth. You feel awesome and happy but are still capable of functioning and don't turn into a stupid glowworm raver kid like on MDMA. If you really wanna party drop some LSD on top.

    I did that for like a couple months until I realized I had to stop or I was gonna die. Best couple months of my life, definitely how I would kill myself if it ever came down to it.
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