myers your'e prob right, i've been getting laid like once a week or two. sooo i need to seriously get back in shape so i can rule the world again. i mean, either way i've always humped the bed even when i've gotten laid in my sleep on occasion. i guess i'm weird.
chronic, oh man, that made me laugh. you are amazing, and now i kind of want to piss on a space heater.
Dude just get Sir Richards condoms. They are expensive but worth every buck. They're the best and come to close as unprotected. Unprotected is diff but don't ever ever cum in a chick. Chances are you're going to be stuck to a chick and a kid you're not ready for and never wanted. Even if she says she's on birth control. How many people I hear complain "she says she forgot to take the pill and now she's pregnant" is beyond me. Girls are untrustworthy. Babies are ugly.
So I've been thinking about doing this last week. Interview sessions w/ some members, and I think no better time than now to help boost the post zoklet/totse team spirit! You guys can add questions too. What better way to start with the she-man Lanny. Our current foster mom-dad. 1.) Lanny, how often were you laughing at us when we thought you were a girl? 2.) Where did you find that one picture of the girl when you were pretending to be a girl? Why New Zealand? 3.) If you were a dog, what breed do you think you would be and why? 4.) How long did it take to pull this site together? 5.) Last time you took a shit and what did it look/smell like? 6.) Users you wish you could pull into this site from zoklet/totse so that they can join in on the fun? 7.) If you has a tose/zoklet/niggasin party and could: Invite 20-30 people who would they be? What band would you have playing live? What type of food and drinks would be served? Location? 8.) 3 users you've wanted to facepalm in the past? 9.) Favorite curse word? 10.) What are your turn ons? Turn offs? 11.) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God (if there was one) when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Lately I've been doing it a lot more than usual. It's awkward and weird and I don't like it. So I've upped the amount I jack off. You guys ever do this?
2015-06-25 at 10:09 PM UTC
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Nice Job on the Site Lanny
Oh man ty Lanny! I only found out just now that rdfrn closed. I would have been hesitant about joining another post-zoklet foster home for I think thefourth time, but b/c I respect you so much i've joined asap!
