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2023-05-21 at 7:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentyou should see my pumpkin!
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2023-05-21 at 7:32 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentOne day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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2023-05-21 at 7:30 PM UTC in Sometimes I get really frightened and start crying uncontrollably...calm down, r kelly
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2023-05-21 at 7:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenttrying to make chat GPT "kill and dismember" things in an acceptable non offensive non promoting violence way
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2023-05-21 at 7:14 PM UTC in what being a ronin is defined asholy shit the president from mass effect was in the third street saints?!
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2023-05-21 at 7:12 PM UTC in what being a ronin is defined asRonin, Ronout
(this is actually the best reference ever as I am mentioning both the ronin from saints 2 and the first mission of the first game)
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2023-05-21 at 7:05 PM UTC in Can we please lets talk about one of the best sound tracks of all timeSorry not sorry but if you listen to this like REALLY listen to it ala rocking your nose back and forth to the yiddish word for beats
one two three for
I hate kikes, lets bomb and gas them (one two)
I hate kikes, lets bomb and gas them (one two)
etc etc
you get the picture. It's simple, shape shape shape OBJECT box box circle OBJECT shape shape circle OBJECT triangle boom hiss repeat, next track
almost like industrial like produced in a factory to open it okay it goes EEUP and UUUUUU so that goes here and the one like EEEE EEEE EEEE goes up there
I am not even on the remixes yet
seriously folx. I am like a space terrorist but a good one, nukes for peace.
I recommend skipping Realtor, Wok, Spiral, Landlord. I think those were the boss tracks they are just.... yeah.
Don't even get me started on this game lol I think it's universaly hated for good reason, its a shit platformer a 3d platform bomberman???? why ??? it STINKS it STINKS
it... slaps. seriousyl check the album it drops LIKE A BOMB KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
lol okay that remix sucks but there is potential here. This game is more than just "Redial" okay it has other stages/music too
https://twobuttoncrew.com/tag/n64/
see look another person said it too, game bad, sounds cool though.Presentation
In regards to models and textures, the game is on par with most games of the era, and the simplistic nature of Bomberman’s design works well with the graphical limitations. The environments convey the intended mood quite well for the most part, but rarely have much in terms of personality.
The real issues are technical. The game’s frame-rate dips often, especially when there’s multiple explosions on screen, which, considering this is Bomberman we’re talking about, is often. Pop-in is also a noticeable issue for levels set along the Z-axis. Such levels aren’t terribly common, however, as most of the level design is either horizontal or vertical.
The music is a whole other story. The soundtrack, composed by longtime Bomberman series composer Jun Chikuma, is probably my favorite part of this game! The drum and bass inspired soundtrack gives this game a very distinct musical identity. Moreover, the otherworldly sound of Bomberman Hero‘s music fits perfectly with the game’s many alien worlds and bizarre environments. My only complaint is the song selection itself is pretty slim, and of the few songs some get used way more often than others. I really hope you like the song “Redial” because you’re going to be hearing that one a lot (also, I can’t be friends with you if you don’t).
The soundtrack is probably my favorite part of this game!
Between the soundtrack and the bizarre enemy designs, my initial impression that this game was weird was spot on. I’m surprised, too. Usually when I remember a game feeling surreal or mysterious, it’s just a product of my youthful imagination and inexperience; once I revisit it as an adult, it loses that mystique and intrigue. Nope, this game definitely retains that “fever dream” flavor after all these years.
also the first one had some slappers
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2023-05-21 at 6:25 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Missionary
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2023-05-21 at 6:25 PM UTC in This is the problem infleucners face these days guys: AIlosing husband's wives and daughters to the HELLO COMPUTER BEEP BOOP electric brain I think that's more of a person problem than AI BAD BETTER BAN IT
like have you tried talking about her day for once maybe ban you HUH 😡 ban this ban that NO LETS TRY BANNING YOU just GO get the fuck out and don't come back and we will let you back in when someone else figured it out -
2023-05-21 at 6:22 PM UTC in I have messge hundreds of teens and older women
Originally posted by Wariat on sympatia or the polish dting site, on fotka.pl, on facebook, on instagram, on all sorts of services, and the only ones who soemtime seem to respond are either selling nudes or hookers (msotly scams though not even legit hookers I dont think). Why is this? SHe actually replied and i am willing to bet shes a scammer or a hooker:
https://fotka.com/profil/zaklinaxxx
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2023-05-21 at 6:08 PM UTC in Men under 6' don't want you to know this ...I just say "oh I use metric/imperial, sorry" and then followed up with an insult and always the opposite of whoever i'm disagreeing with. Never lost a 'number off' yet, 7 thumbs crossed it stays that way
If someone asks why I am using imperial in a "metric country" (we use both actually) I simply call them a faggot, a communist and make a remark about the INCHES of blades conceal knife length laws and how deep to puncture a major artery. It's almost like one of these is based on the other??!?
The real funny part is I don't actually know either "system" of units and weights, seems hebrew to me. I just use rocks and triangles like the greeks HURR DURR BUT HOW MANY ML IS THAT , I don't know the numbers etched off the beaker so if that's all I have to go off it's ????m? -
2023-05-21 at 6 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-05-21 at 5:59 PM UTC in Aldra respects Mark Cuban more than Elon Musk...Aldra leans more fun bunch than fungazi
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2023-05-21 at 5:58 PM UTC in Ban WellHung againbased
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2023-05-21 at 5:55 PM UTC in Ban WellHung againRemember when watching gore videos as a kid morphed into being obsessed with the latest internet crazy where kids are shootin up schoools and stabbing grandma 4 views anything4views lol pls donate ill rape my sister TTS+media THE NEVER ENDING MASS SHOOTIE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL , oh wait that never happened there is no live underground murder show.
YO WE GOT A LITTY SUB LETS GO, YO MY SISTER IS PISSED GUYS I HAD TO USE DUCT TAPE AND ROPE OR ELSE SHE WILL WAKE UP MY PARENTS OH MAN INSTANT FRONT PAGE FLUSH WORLD STAR WORLD STAR!!!
Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME He should have offered to rob the store for $1000 and then scammed. This is when you tell them to send it in crypto or at least half and you will think about it.
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2023-05-21 at 5:36 PM UTC in Ban WellHung againRemember when New Zealand man did the pow
the boom pow boom stick em *beat beat beat* jungle noises hella at ya
the world got gay after that (funny when people told the world to stick it) and the world said "OKAY YOU WANT ME TO STICK IT HUH" and then started sticking sticks up its bleeding quivering asshole screaming THATS WHAT YOU WANTED TO STICK IT TO ME RGIHT WELL HERE I AM STUCK WHAT YOU DONT WANNA LOOK NOW
like okay world, you got me. You are the master of sticks and faggotry and I shall never post a video of a first person epic man killing PIECE OF SHIT MUSLIMS FROM WHITE GENOCIDING HIS COUNTRY
ill just close my ears and put fingers in my eyes LA LA LA LA LA UP IS DOWN LEFT IS RIGHT BLACK IS WHITE , DIVIDE AND CONQUER, WELCOME TO THE CLOWN WAKE
UP IS DOWN BLACK IS EAST -
2023-05-21 at 5:34 PM UTC in Ban WellHung againDo not ban anyone
oh god something horrible just flashed through my mind like a demon peeking from behind a wall.. DONT BAN ANYONE
DONT CALL ANYBODY
AHHHHHHHHHH
anyways , yes do not do that thing
For I am the nigger tamer, the master of beasts. YOu could let the masketa faggot, infinityshock and every other spamming low bottom off topic brain dead retard faggot and one hand them all with a blindfold on (the only true armor a warrior needs)
Spammers draw a crowd of ire but when it comes to me I just spit and laugh in their face "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?" Anyone can get a sharp stick and stab someone with it, big deal, look at every mass shooters.
But sometimes if the stars align just right and you can tame a nigger to fuck the moon like a big petes of pie
then you can create..... art . From what was a twisted , torn self destructive man into a LEGEND of POEMS
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2023-05-21 at 5:27 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-05-21 at 5:24 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastfungazis?
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man our atmosphere is nitrogen, oxygen and CO2. I'm pretty sure I can make a chemical converter that sucks in "air" and turns it into nitrous oxide.
Instead of a decomposition product it would be formed with high amounts of electricity possible from a small RITG. This would also work for a non solid fuel rocket that would work 100% in earths atmosphere burning no fuel along with some boron fuel solid state boosters
Originally posted by Scrawny II Fuel?.
Soon they will have reusable boron fusion nuclear rockets and laser sails.
Originally posted by Ghost fuck fossil fuel internal combustion engines
I prefer boron rockets myself
Originally posted by Ghost Watch out if he starts trying to build his own fusion reactor and boron space rocket 🚀 how are you gonna titty fuck an alien 👽 roach princess if you aren't even BEAMING HIGH POWERED LASERS INTO THE SKY PERIODICALLY RELAYING LITEROTICA SMUT IN MORSE CODE TO THE ALIEN BABES UNF INF UNG ING
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2023-05-21 at 5:21 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastrocket launches can be done clean , I don't think ELON is the problem though and his entire space operation is way less harmful than something like a plane full of chinks going to LOS ANGELAS or NEW YORK 24.7 365 nonstop for generations
Elon Rocket explode the left OOOO HO HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES RICH BOY BROKE HIS TOY HAHAHA FUCK YOU DIRTY FAGGOT PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE
But a plane full of Chinese communists that all leave the fans on for their entire trip even when leaving the hotel, also their fans are on at home. Better bow down to their feeet YES MY OVERLORDS PLEASE WE MUST ABIDE BY YOUR EXAMPLE TO LOVE THE PLANET AND BE HARMONY WITH IT LIKE THE CHINESE AND THEIR QUI TRADITIONAL HEALING
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET?
this is a triangle
