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2020-01-25 at 9:11 PM UTC in Still_A_Few_Good_Ones_Left_FBIMaybe you people just want to be put in a detention center and re-educated. Personally, I will just tow the line and pretend to be a normie so I don't get investiated for being a potential self radicalized terrorist that talks about conspiracies and doesn't use social media.
Originally posted by Technologist What are we being rounded up for?
Being anti government, talking about jedi conspiracies on fringe websites. if there are any agents on this forum they are 100% investigating both of you right now because if you don't use social media that means you have something to hide that you don't want the public to know. Like maybe you are friends with a bunch of muslims and that's why you don't use social media.
People that don't use social media: Drug dealers, terrorists, spies, etc.
Normal people do normal things. Be normal or at least pretend to be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-25 at 5:08 PM UTC in I've started praying that my life will changeI like this new Matt. Less hostile, more talkative.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-25 at 12:32 PM UTC in For years, I have felt sorry for myself, And have expected girl friends and family to try to do everything for me and help straighten out my life...My father taught me to bug the employer after applying. I usually follow up with a call saying something like, “I applied for the _____ job, and I’m highly interested. I just wanted to know if you have any questions I can answer for you?”.
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2020-01-25 at 3:02 AM UTC in Bulldogs are immorallook how cute they are though!
awww
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2020-01-24 at 10:12 PM UTC in UFOs in Ohio?I saw a UFO driving through Ohio once (never been there since) and it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. A white flash across the sky so bright we nearly wrecked. It landed on the side of the road and at first we were going to just keep driving but decided to get out and investigate. As I approached what seemed to be a wrecked space-craft I heard snarling or gurgling noises and a chill went up my spine but I felt compelled to investigate anyway despite the fear. As I got closer I realized it was only a fat mudshark that crashed its car so I decided to pee in its mouth as it seemed to be attempting to say "call 911" and I figured the mouth pee would revive it somewhat as it made gurgling noises with a mouthfull of what appeared to be nigger semen mixed with blood. After I was done pissing into the mudsharks' mouth, I said to my friend "Hey jim, I think it wants us to call someone" and jim said "well, that's probably what it wants but we don't have time for that, it wasn't a real UFO anyway, just some crazy mudshark" and so we left and got pizza.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-24 at 3:21 PM UTC in Polish gaming development sceneEscape from Aushwitz?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-24 at 2:23 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-01-23 at 10:29 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2020-01-23 at 9:35 PM UTC in Coronavirus (is it real)
The virus was manufactured to hide thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 8:05 PM UTC in Coronavirus (is it real)It would be nice if it spreads to the israeli settlement in palestine and kills everyone thereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 4:17 PM UTC in I've started praying that my life will changeFolks, these Novenas require faith and I have stacks of it. Life is going to give me another golden ticket. All I have to do is stay sober and everything will fall into place.
God willingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 1:24 PM UTC in Social media#metoo
#blacklivesmatter
#cancelculture
#wheredidiputmykeys
#etc
All these things are down to social media, where a 4 thinks she's an 8 because 2000 thirsty incels tell her so on instagram, where once to copulate with a member of the opposite sex you had to approach them, now you just swipe right, or is it left, or send them a pm that says "HMU", where talentless hacks have a million followers on tic tok because they show a bit of skin. Where actors and musicans are valued for their political opinions.
Yes folks, society and civilization as we have previously known it for millennia will soon be over. Hone your survival skills while you can.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 8:55 AM UTC in Anyone else find it hard both to sleep and to wake up?Waking up is always hard. Why would you wake up? I always go to sleep hoping that I never wake up, though I know very well that I will most likely not die in my sleep, as this is a privileged death. Why you think opiates are so popular? People want to fuck off, to fall to sleep somewhere, to block out the world around them, etc. I get violent when people try to wake up me, why would they bring me back to this shit if I can run away form it and have dreams.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 7:37 AM UTC in interesting perspective on polish men from foreign girlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-23 at 6:57 AM UTC in Taxes suck. How do I get more money back?Not paying taxes is easy.
You cannot pay taxes if you have no income.
You have no income if you spent all your money on tools and materials for your business or on tools needed as an employee.
I recommend everyone to register their own business and bill their employer that way.
Buying your boss a coffee in the morning can be written off of your income.
Not to mention I lose my 100$ hammer at least once a week. Theft is notorious on construction sites.
Also I crashed my car which I bought to get to and from work, so that's all a loss of income.
Remember that your tax return is money the gov't shouldn't have taken from you in the first place. Gov't deducting taxes on minimum wage jobs is a big slap in the face for people facing poverty who need their money ASAP, just to get it all returned at the end of the year when they end up in a giant drug binge for a month before going back to their old mcdonalds jobs.
Car's been acting funny too, fuel consumption is up 200%
Buy one of these. Thank me later.
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2020-01-23 at 5:32 AM UTC in I'm losing my mind at workHey soy, do you know anything about Cypress? I just talked to a guy who used to do automation testing with it today. Never touched it myself but it sounds promising, I'd probably try it out if I ever need to do browser automation again. Can only run against chrome, but it's in-process which I imagine would resolve a lot of the heartache of selenium.
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2020-01-23 at 4:39 AM UTC in Social mediaI don't use any social media anymore. I have a facebook account that I check for between 0-10 minutes a week MAXIMUM. I just don't fucking care about any of that shit anymore and most of it makes me cringe.. the pretending I was gay stuff kind of ruined it for me even though facebook hasn't been a good medium for people of my age basically the whole time I've been on it. The old people ruined it almost immediately. I'm too embarrassed to post anything on there anymore, not that I'd want to.
Also a lot of it is painful to look at and makes me feel very uncomfortable. The girl I dated gets married. GREAT.
The only girl I got rejected by is probably gonna marry my best friend from high school soon.. GREAT.
My other girlfriend had a kid... GREAT.
Other other girlfriend soooooo glad to move in with BAAEEEEE. GREAT.
All fucking great, all the time, just really really great. I love looking at all that shit and beating myself up for being retarded, makes me feel awesome about my life.
I haven't used snapchat since freshman college year pretty much, same with instagram and have never had twitter. I like putting pictures on instagram though, but again, the gay thing kind of ruined it and everybody I use to interact with hates me wants nothing to do with me and I don't want to interact with any them.
I also choose not to use it because it's a massive time drain, the community is toxic as fuck, zuckerberg is a jedi, and not only do I not want to want to convenience bdwo more than necessary, I don't want people in general to be able to profile and judge me without actually speaking to me against my will.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 4:36 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!So I have an old lady. I call her the warden. I was working overnights at a gas station alone. I used youtube to MP3 websites to get stuff to listen to with one earbud in. I listened to a lot of stand up which I think contributed to why I don't think so right in normal situations. I was telling a co worker, dealing a crazy ass bitch and telling him there's reasons to hit a woman I got from Bill Burr. I told him he shouldn't do it but there are reasons to hit a woman.
So I got a joke from Doug Stanhope and wanted to tell the Mrs. "Hey babe. You wanna hear a joke?" She's down and I say, "So I told my old lady I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She says, 'How are you going to make it feel good for me?' "Right before I cum I'm going to stop punching you in the face."
Holy fucking shit. The flood gates were down. I'm being yelled at about it's never funny to joke about women being abused. Which is funny because I can tell say all the racist jokes I want and she laughs. She draws the line when it's something that can affect her. She's been beat up by a bunch of guys she was with that use to gorilla fuck her. Now it's my turn.
So I tell my joke, getting yelled at and I'm a fucking genius so I try to explain it. "It's funny in how offensive it is." I got no where with that logic. She goes to bed pissed and we're better than the next day.
A week later I heard another joke. What's the worst part about blowing Willie Nelson? Finding out it wasn't Willie Nelson. Implying you just blew some dirty, old street rat.
So I ask the warden, a week later, "Hey Babe... You wanna hear a joke?" She visibly rolls her eyes and sarcastically says, 'Sure.' She is already not happy but fuck it. I'm doing it. "What's the worst part about blowing Willie Nelson?" She's fucking still pissed and sarcastically, kinda pissed off responds, 'I don't know. You stopped punching him in the face?' I pause for a second before busting up laughing. The idea of blowing somebody while punching them was too funny. She hated that she made that joke way too funny and I've never let that story go.
I can't tell that story though. No one can relate apparently. It comes out the gate so hard people don't listen and just want it to stop. Typical Stanhope. One time last year I was camping with my dad and I figured, this is one of my funniest stories and surely he can relate. We're drinking, cooking burgers over a camp fire. In the middle of the woods. What better time to tell this story? I start off with Stanhopes joke and how I told it to the Mrs and I got immediately stopped. "I would never say anything like that to your mother! Good god!"
I think he's just turning into a pussy in his old age. And he pees sitting down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-23 at 2:31 AM UTC in My corona disease
Originally posted by Splam Bah all these virus' have like lesser fatality rates than the flu.
Remember that reported cases are often the most severe. Those without severe symptoms simply go about their day.
Unless there's something wrong with you that makes you physically weak, nothing to worry about.
this is what im talking about its all about sensationalism, remember several years back "morgellons disease" like I'm gellin.. I'm jellin' brah.. I'm jellin with moregellons, like a felon!" turns out it was just partially a hoax but part some people that got a fungi that could be treated with borax but had ties into lyme disease but much easier treated than lyme disease.
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2020-01-23 at 1:56 AM UTC in Social mediaI never really got into faceberg or jooter, they seemed soulless and boring compared to,sites like myspace and last.fm
The golden age of the net was when people used forums and instant messaging programs, also when smartphones didn't exist.
We could easily return to the way things were and get society to use flip-phones but no,the tech cabal will roll out AR hmds this decade and what you'll see is a complete assimilation of technology into the human condition, generations will grow up spending every waking moment of their lives integrated into virtual reality.
By the mid to late 2030s they'll start releasing bci tech and by 2050 everyone who is left alive will be in full immersion vr.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
