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2020-03-16 at 10:15 PM UTC in There is a currently an uncontrolled outbreak of CoViD - 19 that's growing exponentially in northern illinois...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-16 at 5:05 PM UTC in Retard stoners
Originally posted by Octavian Why are they so irritable without weed, what causes that? I mean I was a massive dick when I smoked it full time in my teens and ran out, so this should be a rhetorical question.
Just hearing my neighbors arguing, just as I would say would happen in a previous thread.
Her: "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY LEFT! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ANY TOILET ROLL (Yes, she said that), I WAS SUPPOSE TO BUY A MOTHER'S DAY CARD.YOU'RE NOT RINGING FOR A 10 BAG!".
God they are so pathetic, all unemployed stoners seem to share inherent traits it's almost textbook. Take the magical herb away from them and give it a day or two they will go insane. It's no different from any other drug habit. I like Candy 'n all but I think even she would go mad without. The way I see it is no different from drinking everyday, it's still A HABIT. Scron can't even go a job interview cause he's a fucking loser despite spewing a load of bull shit stories that make my soul CRINGE. Lucy needs to kick his broke dumbass out.
I'm glad it was a phase. OK, so I had it every blue moon but still I wasn't some angry retard that smokes it habitually. At least with Cocaine I had amazing sex, met loads of different personalities/ customers/ girls. I couldn't have imagined doing that shit daily though fuck that.
I like smoking weed but I don't do it all the time like I used to when I was a kid an I'm kinda glad for that to be honest. I think the last time I smoked was like 2-3 months ago. And I've done other drugs in the last couple of months, some weird wannabe xtc and some coke the day before with some xanax but never really bothered to deal with that guy again, not that he was bad just not driven like I used to be.
Summer 2018 I did a lot of tek and h. I still drink but I've been trying to cut back on that. Really the only drugs I want to are like acid / shrooms, I'll do it and have a good time but I don't do them again for awhile. But to each their own.
It's just with stoners that I don't like is for example this one guy I worked with back in october, he was a younger he was alright but you could tell smoked a lot like he'd come in and it was obvious he was high, he just looked dumb. I've drank at work plenty of times but I was never that fucked up and nobody ever said anything to me about it.
There was one day on last halloween i went to my favorite pizza place for shots and slices with my neighbors before going to work.. because it was halloween... didn't want to just see everyone else having fun, but I was fucking hammered when I got to work and I went in and sat down for a while and then went outside and called the manager was like dude I'm fucking drunk as shit I won't do this today.. and he was like haaha alright bud.. just cally cindy or whoever and I went and partied with this chicken that night.
I went back to work two days later and some older lady a good woman was like Doug is everything alright.. we were worried about you.. my boss was like Doug you have a lot of nerve to come back here and I just stared and he was like lol you're cool though..
But anyways this guy at work would having to tell you he just smoked a bowl.. or how he smoked a joint front row at "the phish" concert.. I was like why do you keep calling them the phish.. its just "phish"
JAM BANDS MAN
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2020-03-16 at 12:47 PM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in My girlfriend is retarded
Originally posted by ORACLE No nigga, it's not that we are all gonna die… I just want you to appreciate raw statistics… 14 day incubation period before infection, R0 of 2.5 and 0.6-2% mortality… 39 million+ people are gonna die unless we all INDIVIDUALLY DO OUR PART.
I'm going to do my part and give everyone the gift of COOFThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-15 at 7:20 PM UTC in Lanny Died of the CoronavirusThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-15 at 5:36 PM UTC in mayor of tallahasse arrested for being a gay meth head..Nothing illegal with being a gay escort. Or hiring one for that matter.
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2020-03-15 at 1:38 AM UTC in snab snib tells us aboutit was about half way. i had been in a really good boxing gym for two years and was in peak shape. i spent 250 dollars on merril shoes and some people at an orthopedic store analyzed my gait. i started with an alpz outdoorz commander freighter frame. i used nalgene waterbags. i had a military sleeping bag with 2 stages of bags at first, inside the bivvy, and rolled it up in a compression sack with two tarps, one big, one little, strapped to the bottom of my ruck.
at first i was carrying about 80lbs and it was retarded. i had a fucking ableton launchpad with me. i left that somewhere. i left pots and pans somewhere, too, becuase it's smarter to just buy apples and peanut butter and tortiallas. stuff you can eat without prep. i could 'make camp' in about 45 seconds, drop my ruck, pop the sack, dump it out, kick out tarps and sleeping bag, lay down and sleep. if it was raining, i had paracord and carabiners and tent stakes, and i could always run a line between two trees, or use four trees and fly a tarp. and, a couple times, i just crawled under the tarp, in fucked up shrubs, and laughed about how wet i was. i usually had an umbrella strapped to my pack, though i kept losing it. and you can open the umbrella, toss a tarp over it, and curl up around it, and be pretty dry.
don't give hobos the time of day. they're fucking crazy.
met a dude in cincinnati that got blown out of a 3rd story window by an IED in iraq. he had like 50 snakes in his house. he showed me them, and his liserds, and his poisonous ones, and we bathed some of them. i ordered pizza and bought smokes, we played titanfall all night on his giant TV in his apartment. i was at walmart buying a storage thing when he asked if i needed a shower and a place to sleep. i didn't really, but he seemed cool. i washed myself with a water bottle and hit every laundromat i came across. i kept about 4 pairs of clothes on me, and lots of socks.
bad socks = broken feet. bleeding sores. you gotta use duct tape, needles, and super glue on your feet, until they turn into total leather.
the east coast is easier than the midwest. lots of shrubby tree places to sleep. the midwest puts all shade behind barbed wire.
you learn what you don't need real fast when everything you own is on your back.
i navigated by demographics mostly, i'd used google satellite view to look for places that were between rural and suburban life. you don't want to go through the sticks, but you don't want to go through the city.
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2020-03-15 at 1:02 AM UTC in i predict trump will get the corona virus, approval rating shoots through the roof, towards the moon, which mars is a part.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 8:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-03-14 at 5:19 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboWariat you should join our server I made a museum dedicated to you
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2020-03-14 at 5:14 PM UTC in interview from inside a California prisonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in getting some of that koolaidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 2:50 PM UTC in Urinals with the balls rest too low
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2020-03-14 at 2:33 PM UTC in interview from inside a California prisonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 1:44 PM UTC in When this is all over....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 1:19 PM UTC in When this is all over....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 12:57 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 4:59 AM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop virusesCommon sense says any kind of mask is better than nothing. Even if the protection to yourself is marginal at best, it definitely helps prevent spreading it when your sick ass starts coughing everywhere. Even if it only reduces the amount of sputum you eject into the atmosphere by 50% (im just making up numbers), that’s 50% less risk to those around you, and some of those people may be at-risk, older individuals who could die from an infection. Same logic for vaccination, any reduction in risk to the population is better than 0%.
That said I personally am not about to be running around everywhere in a mask. Even if they weren’t sold out virtually everywhere right now, they’re just inconvenient as fuck. If the world was really ending you bet your ass Id be sitting around my house in full CBRN gear hotboxing some dank shit straight to the dome (head) and avoiding all human contact. But we ain’t there yet. Maybe one day...
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2020-03-14 at 1:49 AM UTC in They HAVE A VACCINE FOR CORONA VIRUS OMG FINALLYVaccine is killing yourself to stop the potential spread lol hop too it faggotsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-14 at 1:35 AM UTC in if the Axis won ww2 there would be no pandemicif the good guys won WW2, lots of things would be better.
on bad days, i wonder if maybe this life is just a simulation the nazis put kids through on graduation to show them what life would be like if the nazis lost ww2The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
