kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
it doesn't bother them, most women are complete degenerates. they literally get down on their knees to fall before men to have their dicks in their mouths, they take it up ass because its more taboo than vaginal intercourse, they wear gag balls and let you blow loads on their face because they want to get up and run to the bathroom and cry because they are attention whores that secretly love the humiliation, they like men that grow out beards because it reminds them of their fathers and being a "good girl" NOOO DADDY NOOOOO PLEASE DONT RAM YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME!"
*while bent over wiggling their ass on the bed looking back at you*
I was at a frat party a few weeks back and this girl from work took a sniff of jager and pulled off her dressed and walked to the backroom announcing that she has a pussy, and ass, a mouth and two hands and she knows how to use them, after she was done being used by a group of guys she put back on her dress and got in her car and drove straight into the mall at three in morning.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
pussy is pussy meat on the bone fuck it eat it or leave it alone
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I did a bunch of methamphetamine and connected everyones base to spawn
You can walk all the way to Fonaplats to the trees in the west
Also there are torch paths connecting everything, I probably put down well over 1000 torches. There are enough seeds in the chest at spawn to start a giant wheat farm if you build it next to water
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the controller responsiveness and fluidity of gameplay in ME1 is nauseating, just like how the witcher 1 almost makes you dizzy to play. if you're not paying attention to any narrative imposed on you, then ME1 is sickeningly slow, unresponsive, and clumsy to play
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2019-08-24 at 12:44 PM UTC
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Trump thinks he is God
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Quoting someone calling you something isn't calling yourself that.
That said he's done more for the jedis than any recent president so deserves the title, and to be crucified for it.
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2019-08-24 at 8:24 AM UTC
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ACHTUNG!
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Pissing On Each Other
Moderators: Narc
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
i regret how much of a dick i was, arguing with the person cutting the cheques is like arguing with a person making you food, you may even be right but they have the power.
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2019-08-23 at 10:14 PM UTC
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gusic
More like jusic
jedi music
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2019-08-23 at 1:21 PM UTC
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Turn light problem
Ok it's fixed.
The problem was the little strip metal contact on the side needed bending out as it was not contacting properly with the side of the bulb, The new one had the same problem too which as mentioned pretty typical as my luck goes.
Here is some artistry showing the problem.
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2019-08-23 at 1:04 PM UTC
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I got a second job
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
at a sushi place downtown, i actually applied two month or ago or so and the gont told me my interview will be to work for a few hours (a lot of places do this in austin which is kind of bullshit, but in a way I understand because of the high turnover rate) and we'll see if he hires me but no matter what he'll let me order whatever I want off the menu. And everything was going well for the most part they had me being a server assistant and doing the charlie work which I don't mind. Its a really high traffick place and kind of intimidating and I was really hungover and shaking so I drank a couple of brews before going in to stop the curse, but it wasn't working because I was that much of an abuser. The owner some bald faggot came in and was staring me down and just generally being a dick to me. Anyways I was told to clear this one table and I was shaking so bad but only one glass fell and shattered every where and I just immediately went for a broom to clean it up and the owner was like "wtf did you do?" and they made an even bigger scene, it was super embarrassing, but I was trying to play it cool and I told the chick that I liked there yeah.. Im probably fired before even getting hired.. " and she was like no you aren't you're fine.
Eventually the gont told me to pick out a meal so i ordered some saki and sushi, and I already knew what was going to happen. the gont was like "doug this isn't about the glass" and I almost wanted to say "then why are you fucking mentioning it?"
he said if I ever see them post on poachedjobs to apply again so I just text the gont the other night saying hey are you still going to give me that second chance like you promised?! and so when I was at work yesterday he text me asking me if I could come in and I didn't respond I ent up getting high with my neighbor last night and called the gont back and told him I look pretty gnarly and I reek but I'll come in and hash things out with you.
So now I'm going to fill in on my days off as a sushi apprentice, I'm already an oyster shucker so It shouldn't be too difficult. Whats cool about it is they have a lot of saki and really athentic kawaii japense bitches.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Mud Hole Mania sounds like a very racist porno site
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put LSD in their water and communicate to them through telepathy
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I know in the old days I woke up the next morning with a few of these...
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2019-08-22 at 12:17 PM UTC
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EPSTEIN SUICIDE
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Denialists make a living automatically denying anything. They're not interested in truth, or logic, or even common sense, just attention-whoring themselves.
That's not true...
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2019-08-22 at 10:17 AM UTC
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Cats sitting on my neck
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2019-08-22 at 10:16 AM UTC
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Cats sitting on my neck
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
already posted this one
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2019-08-22 at 9:20 AM UTC
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ATTN : aldra.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Narc
i thought aldra was an ozzie? they got guns there
it's hard and prohibitively expensive to get a license, and even if you do the regulations are tighter than dick skin
My dad knows a guy (not an urban legend) who went to the range to fire off a few rounds and stopped at McDonald's on the way home. cops had been following him, revoked his license and confiscated his gun for not going straight home from the range
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2019-08-22 at 5:52 AM UTC
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4chan is down
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
My music is the most innovative work ever
but can you stab someone with it
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2019-08-22 at 5:33 AM UTC
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4chan is down
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I'll mail you exclusive cd-rs of my music
you'll need to send him an automatic knife casted in decorative lead figurines first before he'll listen to your shitty musics.
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