Posts by Admin

1. 2019-11-03 at 2:54 PM UTC in Just made out with, fingerbanged, tittyfucked, and got a handjob with a Chinese prostitute
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo You kissed a fucking prostitute you disgusting weirdo, I bet you have a faint upper lip mustache

   
   A Chinese prostitute.
2. 2019-11-03 at 2:53 PM UTC in Just made out with, fingerbanged, tittyfucked, and got a handjob with a Chinese prostitute
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by fucking_weirdo do you pay for the prostitutes with gift cards too? do people ever look at you like you are sketchy when you pay for a bunch of shit with gift cards?

   
   Only when I use like multiple to make a large purchase. I bought my $1700 mountain bike using multiple gift cards.
3. 2019-11-03 at 3:45 AM UTC in Just made out with, fingerbanged, tittyfucked, and got a handjob with a Chinese prostitute
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Now I'm eating at a Chinese restaurant and drinking a beer. Go figure.
   
   How's your Saturday going?
   
   Edit: Paying at the restaurant with gift cards.
4. 2019-11-02 at 12:13 AM UTC in Technologist enjoys drinking water
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If you sweat like a pig, you'll be fine.

   
   I sauna most days.
5. 2019-11-02 at 12:10 AM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
   

   Admin African Astronaut
6. 2019-11-01 at 7:43 PM UTC in TWO DAYS UNTIL SEATTLE IS DESTROYED
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Can't wait.
7. 2019-11-01 at 7:42 PM UTC in Technologist enjoys drinking water
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I also drink a lot of water. I don't drink soda often and I don't drink energy drink. I drink POM juice everyday. Have a nice day.
8. 2019-11-01 at 7:37 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Greenspam You could of held his hair back if he got sick.

   
   But the rain that flattens my hair. Oh, these are the things that kill me.
9. 2019-11-01 at 12:19 AM UTC in Help SWIM find this website
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Pervert.
10. 2019-11-01 at 12:17 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I just want something big to happen. I'm getting bored with current events.
    
    An impeachment, catastrophe in Seattle, or war, would really give me something worth reading(aside from NIS of course).
11. 2019-11-01 at 12:13 AM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I guess we could have gone for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things.
12. 2019-10-31 at 9:55 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Do you think I could scam him some how, givin his situation?
13. 2019-10-31 at 9:53 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Admin I have a clock on my belt.

    
    It's a waist of time.
14. 2019-10-31 at 9:51 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Greenspam Bro Code #1
    
    Never kick a man when he's down.
    
    That shit is universal.. except where Gypsies out number others.

    
    I didn't do anything to him.
15. 2019-10-31 at 9:47 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I have a clock on my belt.
16. 2019-10-31 at 9:43 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonely
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I don't seem to get lonely. I actually prefer to be alone. I usually feel very happy and healthy.
    
    I came across this bloke last weekend at a bar and he kept talking to people. Me first but I did my thing so he starting talking to the couple on his other side. When they left, started talking to me. Telling me about his fucking divorce and how much better it is to watch the game at the bar rather than at home with his cat.
    
    I come across these lonely types and wonder how I could possibly take advantage of them.
    
    Is life really that bad for them?
17. 2019-10-30 at 11:57 PM UTC in I got a new belt.
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Junk.
18. 2019-10-30 at 11:55 PM UTC in What comes after 2024?
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    More phonies please.
19. 2019-10-30 at 9:48 PM UTC in Four days until Seattle is destroyed!
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Counting down.
20. 2019-10-30 at 9:42 PM UTC in trolling walmart
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    $20 is shit. I piss that.