Posts by Admin

1. 2019-04-12 at 9:55 PM UTC in The Mexican slang word for 40 oz beer is
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I only drink at restaurants.
2. 2019-04-12 at 9:54 PM UTC in Why do skanky girls show their blemished skin?
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Is it to be tacky? Or do they actually think guys want to see that garbage?
   
   I don't get it.
3. 2019-04-12 at 6:47 PM UTC in i'm going to invent an electric hand poured coffee maker
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Ill stick to my Keurig.
4. 2019-04-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in Garbage thread
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Admin 

5. 2019-04-12 at 12:16 AM UTC in Garbage thread
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   
6. 2019-04-12 at 12:16 AM UTC in Users without Avatars
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by  I dunno.

   
   This looks odd because I use an extension that makes the background dark.
7. 2019-04-12 at 12:14 AM UTC in Do you ever just stop and
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Nah. I don't look back. Except for the feds following.
8. 2019-04-12 at 12:12 AM UTC in Do you ever just stop and
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I read over all of mine all the time. It's one of my pasttime activities. I also print them out, laminate them, and post them to my walls.
9. 2019-04-11 at 9:41 PM UTC in Professional Package Theft
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Couldn't a couple of jackasses rent a big truck with fake identification, put a bunch of empty boxes in it, put a tracking device on a UPS truck, then follow around the UPS truck and pretend to deliver packages, but really just swap them out, Ultimately filling their delivery vehicle up with all of the packages from the UPS truck?
10. 2019-04-11 at 7:54 PM UTC in Users without Avatars
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Do we get under your skin?
11. 2019-04-11 at 12:20 AM UTC in Im going to annoy the emergency services for a while
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Yell "Speaka no Engrish!"
    
    But don't tell them what language you speak. Just keep yelling it at them.
12. 2019-04-11 at 12:18 AM UTC in where's rolf
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Rolf was great. Rolf liked posting on Zoklet. Rolf says hi.
13. 2019-04-11 at 12:13 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox He thinks you got those gift cards in the mail

    
    Nah. I earned them like a mature adult.
14. 2019-04-11 at 12:11 AM UTC in Was going to get a 📦 of whippets
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Whippets. Are you in high-school or middle school?
15. 2019-04-11 at 12:10 AM UTC in Anyone with an alt is fucking gay
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by faggot stick it in my ass

    
    Faggot.
16. 2019-04-11 at 12:09 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash Just because your place of address got picked, along with every other residence in the neighborhood?

    
    What are you talking about?
17. 2019-04-10 at 9:50 PM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Isn't it amazing how Americans flock to the unhealthier places.
    
    No self-control.
18. 2019-04-10 at 9:40 PM UTC in How gay are these curtains on a scale of 1 to 33
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Just get some blinds.
19. 2019-04-10 at 7:43 PM UTC in guess what I am building and I'll give you source when done...
    

    Admin African Astronaut

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    So this is what did it?
20. 2019-04-10 at 7:38 PM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I dont eat fast food. I go to restaurants and use my gift cards. Free.
    
    Grow up. Become a man.