Posts by Admin

1. 2019-06-19 at 7:43 PM UTC in The elephant that sits next to me at work keeps starring
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   When I look at her, she smiles. It's fucking gross. But I don't think it's her that smells. There'sa hippo right across from her and I think that's where the stentch is coming from.
   
   I'm surrounded by large animals at work.
   
   Help me!
2. 2019-06-19 at 7:38 PM UTC in I don't blink much
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Psychopaths don't blink much, do you have violent thoughts at all?

   
   Of course not. Never.
   
   I'm a Neurotypical.
3. 2019-06-19 at 12:31 AM UTC in I don't blink much
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I'm going to start trying to blink more.
   
   Why don't I blink very often?
4. 2019-06-18 at 11:59 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I posted as Santa Claus.

   
   I bet you did.
5. 2019-06-18 at 9:55 PM UTC in totse2k is a simp
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Life is a simp.
6. 2019-06-18 at 9:49 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I posted as Shady Lady.
7. 2019-06-18 at 7:43 PM UTC in ATTN SOPHIE
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I just don't know.
   
   I've always thought Sophie was a federal agent.
8. 2019-06-18 at 7:40 PM UTC in collecting dog shit
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Just take it one day at a time bud.
9. 2019-06-18 at 7:38 PM UTC in Uberwriter is breddy good
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   What is it?
10. 2019-06-18 at 7:33 PM UTC in Just building an app for android/ios.
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by filtration What apps have you built?

    
    Lots.
    
    Next question.
11. 2019-06-18 at 12 AM UTC in We need to talk about 0
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I'll be your zero.
12. 2019-06-17 at 11:57 PM UTC in Just building an app for android/ios.
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I develope Android apps.
    
    Ask me anything.
13. 2019-06-17 at 11:55 PM UTC in Samsung Phone Vs LG Phone
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    You know, a burner.
14. 2019-06-17 at 11:54 PM UTC in So if you make $100 a week via abracadabra magic
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    If someone pulls in just $1k tax free a week, that's $52k a year. That's like $70k taxed. With a $35k a year legit job, that would be over $100k a year.
    
    $100k a year is a nice amount.
15. 2019-06-17 at 11:51 PM UTC in Faking w9 form
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat Well if I was deported technically US has no hands on me anymore. They cant get me unless they go through the effort of extraditing me from my new country where I have a citizenship.

    
    It depends on what country that is. What country if you don't mind?
    
    It is perjury I believe. Maybe Identity Theft. Tax Evasion. Federal stuff.
16. 2019-06-14 at 1:20 AM UTC in Best time to book a hotel room
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dregs why does it have to be a hotel? can't you sleep in the streets? its free…all you need money for is food and drinking shit.

    
    I can. But I wont. I have official business to do in these hotels. Plus, I like to shower and have a bed to rest in after being outdoors on mountains all day long.
17. 2019-06-14 at 1:18 AM UTC in Smartphone wireless headphones
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Make sure to read reviews on Amazon. A lot have issues. It's usually the lower priced ones that have issues.
18. 2019-06-14 at 1:16 AM UTC in Samsung Phone Vs LG Phone
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Which would you prefer?
    
    I usually have Samsung as my primary and a LG as my burner. But I'm beginning to notice that I like the cheaper LG phones a lot more. They run cooler and faster.
19. 2019-06-14 at 1:13 AM UTC in Best time to book a hotel room
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Actually, the one I boomed for Saturday is less than the room listed for Friday. Same hotel. Maybe the room smells or something...
20. 2019-06-13 at 9:12 PM UTC in What does it mean Octopi on the mind?
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    Octopi
    O C to PI
    Oh see to PI.
    
    3.14
    
    PI rules all.