Posts by Admin

1. 2019-08-25 at 3:14 PM UTC in RABIES PRIDE WORLDWIDE!!! IF U FOAM U HOME
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I'm tired of being in the closet about my rabies. It's to come out and not be ashamed.
2. 2019-08-25 at 3:12 PM UTC in I saw the Seattle Mariners play yesterday and I saw a prostitute
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice How was the prostitute?

   
   She was okay.
   
   It was one of those Chinese massage places. So no sex. Just blowjob, handjob, and titty fuck.
   
   Like I said though, the Mariners gamewas great even though they lost.
3. 2019-08-25 at 2:58 PM UTC in Man faces goat he had sex with in court
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I can't imagine how someone actually gets it up in that situation.
4. 2019-08-25 at 2:56 PM UTC in I saw the Seattle Mariners play yesterday and I saw a prostitute
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Both for the first time.
   
   I'd like the say, the Mariners were great.
   
   I also got like $400 in gift cards.
   
   How has your weekend been?
5. 2019-08-22 at 11:54 PM UTC in How to get a stray kitten to shit in the litter box?
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Eat the shit.
6. 2019-08-22 at 12:09 AM UTC in CandyRein is pretty cool.
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I like everything about candy except her penis.
7. 2019-08-22 at 12:06 AM UTC in CandyRein's weight loss journey...
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   Candy, I'm your biggest fan.
8. 2019-08-22 at 12:02 AM UTC in What would you do
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I'd take the Pie Pod.
9. 2019-08-21 at 7:40 PM UTC in CandyRein's weight loss journey...
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I weigh 155lbs and I'm 5' 11".
10. 2019-08-21 at 7:35 PM UTC in Why does Portland Oregon have so many screaming pussies?
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I am regularly there and I don't see these screamers you speak of.
11. 2019-08-21 at 12:16 AM UTC in Do you remember?
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    No. I don't. Enlighten me.
12. 2019-08-21 at 12:14 AM UTC in sanctions are coming
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!
    
    DID HE JUST CALL ME "YOU PEOPLE"
    
    RACIST MOTHERFINGER…

    
    It's difficult being in space like that.
13. 2019-08-20 at 9:43 PM UTC in Admin 8/20
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun An inflatable one.

    
    The best kind.
14. 2019-08-20 at 7:39 PM UTC in Admin 8/20
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    A Tuesday with some chores to go. It's a four day work week for me. Then it's off out of state again. I'm still debating on the economy. Should I buy metals or cryptos. Should I slow down on my activities.
    
    What comes next?
15. 2019-08-19 at 9:54 PM UTC in The thing about work or real jobs
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    I make as much if not more than my managers. The trick is to suppliment your income.
    
    Remember, an extra $15k tax-free is like $20k taxed.
16. 2019-08-19 at 9:45 PM UTC in Geocoding system catching on
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Apparently going out into nature is a white person/SWPL thing.

    
    I rarely see non-whites when I hike and mountain bike.
17. 2019-08-19 at 9:42 PM UTC in Evidence Fabrication Tool.
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by arthur treacher This sort of program was a rumor for many years, the people who contract the work out to these companies are some ruthless, evil fucks.

    
    But what do you have to do to get someone to frame you for cp?
    
    Cut their penis off?
18. 2019-08-19 at 7:44 PM UTC in Who Can?
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie I'm not sure what you're implying, fam.

    
    Ohhhh. Ooookay. Riiiight. (;
19. 2019-08-17 at 2:14 PM UTC in Making a fake illegal porn site
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat But how would you fuk yourself if there is no porn on there? No actual porn just advertised as such to get their money?

    
    Most people don't like child porn sites. You'd be setting yourself up.
20. 2019-08-17 at 2:12 PM UTC in First beer in a couple of months
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going to go to a lake at some point. What baseball organizations are competing?

    
    Just minor league. Volcanos vs some team.