2019-04-08 at 11:27 PM UTC
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I payed off my mortgage!
Well done, I hope one day to say the same. Thanks to the much hated Margaret Thatcher, we get up to 50% discount off our homes; if lived in over 3 years. This is in due part to the "Right to buy scheme". Council properties but still a good investment. I'd like to fuck off and travel should I secure the one I'm living in now.
Rent is dead money.
2019-04-08 at 10:34 PM UTC
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I really fucking hate the US
You remind me of Ernst RΓΆhm with your contradictory far right vitriolic. Except he wasn't both gay and jedi like you.
2019-04-08 at 10:27 PM UTC
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What happened to Unwyred?
I remember back on Zoklet he always dressed like a massive pillow biter. He was roasted for months after posting one effeminate pic.
How we all laughed. Someone dig that thread from the archives.
Spectral?
Wasn't he a cop as well?
I am so fucking glad the only thing I have to wait for is the microwave. Do not miss waiting for dealers.
2019-04-08 at 8:38 PM UTC
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Rate ur toaster
I didn't realize there was a tray that pulled out of mine. Damn near went up in flemz till someone showed me.
My loyal adherents are everywhere. You're still pretty though. π
I was told fish heads were full of Omega 3? After eating the Trout's body I moved onto it's eyeballs then opened it's head to find fuck all there.
Me disappoint.
I don't need glasses like you DTE...
2019-04-08 at 8:27 PM UTC
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I'm handsome
Oh Fin I can't compete with your phallus, both awe & fear it provokes even when flaccid.
*Sigh*
2019-04-08 at 8:11 PM UTC
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I'm handsome
My mother told me so.
Considering I'm a fat fuck. We'll see in 6 week huh.
2019-04-08 at 5:48 PM UTC
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The Keto diet killed my baby.
Keto diet is shit apart from the fact you can go longer without meals. I had less fucking energy and couldn't concentrate.
2019-04-08 at 5:05 PM UTC
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my day in pictures
Show pic of gun in mouth OP. Pull trigger first.
