Posts by Octavian

1. 2019-04-11 at 3:26 PM UTC in Intermittent fasting
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Seeing as the body burns fat once there's no sugar I shouldn't have much of a problem. My sugar intake is low and being unemployed means I eat frugally as it is.
   
   Breakfast consisted of 2 eggs and a bowl of porridge.
   
   Lunch: tomato soup and 3 slices of wholemeal toast
   
   I'm going to skip a big dinner and just have 3 sausages.
   
   I'm still 225lbs. Maybe I need to masturbate more. 👍
2. 2019-04-11 at 3:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   How much did you pay for bed and mattress. Some girl I was poking said she paid £3000.
   
   I get could get 2 ounces of high purity for that, thieving bastards.
3. 2019-04-11 at 3:16 PM UTC in Assange arrested
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Sickening that the UK government used tax dollars to personally stake out this man's residence 24/7 for almost 10 years. Just imagine the cost to the taxpayer for this heinous and illegal harassment!

   
   We use pounds not dollars you dumb twat.
4. 2019-04-11 at 3:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Also, any ass shots to judge?

   
   Gay
5. 2019-04-11 at 3:14 PM UTC in Tomorrow is my last day alive (apparently)
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   No, he blanked me so I said he owes me 40 or I dig his nan up and "inniliate" her corpse.
6. 2019-04-11 at 12:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Thinking about getting one of these what do you think?
   
   
7. 2019-04-11 at 12:14 PM UTC in Assange arrested
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   7 years of tax payers' money to house that faggot.
   
   Fuck him.
8. 2019-04-11 at 11:38 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I've always hated Christmas, my least favourite time of the year. Not because of some significant event that happened in the past or anything, I just do.
9. 2019-04-11 at 11:37 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Porridge and 2 eggs.
10. 2019-04-11 at 11:29 AM UTC in Assange arrested
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    He looked so helpless and pathetic. I actually felt sorry for him.
11. 2019-04-11 at 11:25 AM UTC in Anyone got any animal porn 2 share?
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I had one with a man getting raped by a pig. My friends thought I was weird for having it.
    
    I thought it was amusing.
12. 2019-04-11 at 11:24 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Instigator RIP connie.

    
    # Blue peter
13. 2019-04-11 at 11:01 AM UTC in I'm going to become an animal whisperer
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    You have Autism, how can you have empathy?
14. 2019-04-11 at 10:59 AM UTC in From zero to hero
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Fuck off to the woods and never come back
    
    Legend will soon follow.
15. 2019-04-11 at 10:56 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Narc I do actually yeah. Its actually awesome being able to buy all the expensive fruit and veg for the price of its weight in potato's.
    
    
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    I rob loads of beef jerky then say there's an error. They just come over and press a few buttons, fucking retards.
16. 2019-04-11 at 10:45 AM UTC in Print these vouchers and u can get a free mcdonalds yo
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Instigator Same
    
    I love those new touchscreens, not having to speak the student ginger wankers is great.

    
    I bet you use self serve tills in ASDA to avoid social interaction.
17. 2019-04-11 at 10:13 AM UTC in Fao oct
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I would use Kazaa and end up with loads of CP & viruses I never downloaded.
18. 2019-04-11 at 10:02 AM UTC in Fao oct
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I feel sorry for you.
    
    How far from WN postcode are you?
19. 2019-04-11 at 10 AM UTC in Roshambo time travels to 1984 by snorting welburtin
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Ya' know
20. 2019-04-11 at 9:52 AM UTC in Bought some new trainers
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Thought I would treat myself.