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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Today I've eaten 1 bowl of tomato soup and 2 slices of whole meal bread. I can already feel the fat burning off me.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    ITT: HMS Victimhood
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III eric clapton is a shit tier musician

    How fucking dare you take that back!

    He was voted the greatest guitarist of all time so...

  4. Octavian motherfucker
    I much prefer "perpetuity"
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    I am so fucking horny. All the girls I know are either witholding the goods or "in relationships". My current financial situation leaves me housebound and unable to go "out there" per se. Fucking grim times.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist That makes sense. Were they worried there was a leak?

    Yeah they had already done the same procedure with 7 other customers today, all of which thought they were bailiffs. They agreed some discretion and prior warning would make their jobs easier. Maybe post a note through the door explaining who they are then go outside for 5 mins and come back. The locksmith says they've had knives coming through the letter box and all sorts!
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Technologist The gas company will pick your lock if they think you’re not there? Sounds shady to me. If we’re not here, they just move on and leave a note on the door.

    Yeah incase of a potential gas leak or other.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Cocaine sucks ASS.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Due to over indulgence doubt I can find any skanks pics hot..

    No that's cause you prefer cock you massive fag.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein Fuq is FAO

    For your ass only
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Imagine the poor female being coerced into sex for a traffic violation or other, looking back at that pounding you, urgh.

  12. Octavian motherfucker
    British Gas lock picking my door! I had a crowbar at the ready as well.

    Bailiffs can't do that but as soon as I heard my lock being picked I thought it could be anyone. Fuck-me! All that to change the meter.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    I'll be sending gay porn mags to him in the hope his cell mate sees him opening his mail.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    What in the actual fuck? Any guy who sports this look has always raped kids, how can you get out of bed and face society looking like this.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Who is this fine specimen?
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash How much do you weigh?

    210lbs
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i nuked ur mum w a dutch oven last night, fam.

    I don't think your child gf Francesca would be happy if she knew that.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    click…

    If this was a hitchhiker, I would stop my car to beat them to death, then proceed to laugh and drive off.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Nuke everything

    The End
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    You molest Francesca
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