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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm going Missouri sometime this year. Squirrel is taking me Silver dollar city and the Botanical Gardens I can't wait!

    We'll talk about the future and what names we'll give our beautiful babies.

    Oh how life is so joyous!

  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Can't beat your gf like you can a hooker

  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Assburgers
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Zanick All things on Earth will fall beneath the sea
    The mighty sun shall perish with no bride
    The last apocalypse begins with me
    For you are the moon, and I am the tide


    What is this homosexual behaviour?

    Take you and your faggot, turtle neck wearing ass down to some basement bar where people can be reminded by your gay sonnets that their lives are not as shit as yours.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    I really need to find me a hawt girl with pigtails I can strangle and have wild sex with.

    Fuck-me
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Lady Gaga interviewing Assange in that embassy. Fucking bitch asks a question then immediately interrupts him. I think we've all met some ADHD cunt like that. Her accent is strange too.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks I once read, or deduced/inferred on my own somehow, that watching porn (without jerking off) would lead to increased testosterone levels, so I literally started watching porn while working out (AT HOME THO, of course, not in a gym).

    It was kinda weird lifting weights around with a raging hard on. I didn't keep it up for long.

    Yeah it does help. I took viagra once before gym. I always get tracers with them. If I don't bust a nut my fucking head feels like a swollen bell end
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Fapping before gym was so worth it, goddamn explosion.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    You got the gay disease.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Bet she's got a bigger dick than you.
  11. Octavian motherfucker


    Anyone watching Julian Assange: Risk on BBC4
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Schplew What kind of metrosexual douchebag has a bust of Octavian in his place? Lol… you say you're British…support the Queen.👍❤ actually on second thought that looks like Caesar.

    It's Apollo, God of war.


    Faggit'
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Schplew Still pissed i saw ur girl naked plenty of times before you ever came along?👍

    PICS!!!

    Squirrel's no longer talking to me anyway thanks to your dumbass.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    I am Lanny, you are all banned for homosexual activity.

    Allahu Akhbar!
  15. Octavian motherfucker


    Smelly haddock and milk with a glass of Don Simon.

    What are you fucking Androids eating?
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER I now have your credit card info.

    Lol
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Getting hounded by hawt pussy on POF.

    I still got it.

  18. Octavian motherfucker


    Fish and milk niggas!
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER

    3 hours and 45 min of work.

    God bress Amerikkuh

    How much drugs did you sell
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    She's with me now I forgot to mention.

    #haters #you not getting any #mine #precious
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